Yoshikage Kira!


We see a man waking up on a new day. 

???: A good shower is always the best way to start the day after waking up. 

He is now getting dressed up in his suit and ready to go to work. 

The man makes sure that his socks are the right length, carefully puts on his shoes to prevent damage, adjusts his pants to the right length of the hemps, and then moves on to fixing his shirt, tie, and jacket. 

He eats a very healthy breakfast to have the energy for the rest of the day. 

And then he takes a hand out of his closet and begins to do the fingernails with red nail polish. 

???: Yes Dear, you look very beautiful today. 

This is the life of Yoshikage Kira. 

Yoshikage Kira (This bastard looks just like any other ordinary person doesn't he? WELL, HE ISN'T! This is the monster who murdered Reimi and several other innocent girls! He has a major hand fetish, and seeks to live a quiet life so that he can continue his killing sprees! His Stand is the dangerous, Killer Queen! Voiced by D.C. Douglas (The voice actor of Wesker!)) 

Kira begins to take his walk to work. 

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Yes, it was just any other day for Kira. 

As he walked down the streets of Morioh, he came across some of his coworkers. 

Female Coworker: Mr. Kira! 

He turned to them. 

Female Coworker: If you're free, would you like to have lunch with us? 

Kira: Sorry, I can't. If you'll excuse me, I have some documents to deliver. Some other time perhaps. 

A man came up to them. 

Man: Just give it up already. You don't want to date a man like him. Yoshikage Kira is 33 years old, and still single. He does his job flawlessly and has no passion at all. due to his elegant manner, and his finely sculpted features, he's quite popular with all the ladies, but when he's not at work, he's always running errands or making deliveries or whatever. He's not a bad guy, but he's possibly the most boring man on the planet. 

Kira walked into a baker called St. Gentleman. 

Kira: Now come on, don't be angry. Those girls only invited me for lunch. 

He began to look at the sandwiches to buy. 

Kira: Of course, I haven't forgotten my promise to eat with you. I turned them down. Have I ever broken a promise to you? Now then, why don't you help me pick out a sandwich? 

He took out the disembodied hand out of his coat and moved it among the sandwiches. 

Kira: Such nice, soft bread, right? This shop is famous for its sandwiches. They bake the bread, fresh every day at 11 AM, and throw away whatever wasn't sold by 1 PM. The bread's so fresh you can feel its warmth even through the cellophane. And their tenderloin is freshly fried, so it's still crisp. 

He pushed the hand too hard as the sauce got over the hand. 

Kira: Oh no, it looks like you broke the wrapping. What a naughty girl you are. 

And then- 

Kira: I guess we can buy this one. 

He bought his sandwich and went to a tree by some nice houses to eat his meal. 

Kira: I don't think you'd be able to find it's like anywhere else. It's just perfect for picnics. 

He then sniffed the hand, and sprayed it with some cologne. 

Kira: She's starting to smell. I wonder if it's time to cut off our relationship. Ha, cut off. That's funny. Maybe I should take a short trip somewhere to find another girl. 

He stuffed the hand into the bag, only to see a dog coming by. 

Then he gave it a death glare as it took off. 

Nearby... 

Shigechi ran into Josuke and Okuyasu. 

Shigechi: Hi guys! 

Okuyasu: Hey Shigechi, just the man we wanted to see! 

Josuke: Do you think you could give us a few bucks for lunch? We forgot our wallets. 

Shigechi: Oh come on, you guys still have the lottery money we split along with Yang, right? 

Okyasu: Yeah, but it's tied up in our bank accounts. You don't want us to have to walk there every time to eat lunch, right? Come on, just 1,000 Yen. 

Josuke: Yeah, we'll pay you back. Woah, isn't that from St. Gentleman? 

Shigechi: Okay, hands off the sandwich, but I will give you the 1,000 Yen. Just don't forget to pay me back, okay? 

He began to make a reminder about it. 

But then he noticed the sandwich bag was gone. 

Shigechi: AGH! MY SANDWICH! 

He then saw the bag nearby where Kira was eating his meal. 

Shigechi: Ah, there it is! 

He grabbed it and ran off. 

Kira then noticed that his bag was gone. 

Kira: He ... mistook my bag for his! ARGH! IF THAT LITTLE SHIT OPENS IT, THEN- 

A shadowy Stand appeared behind him. 

Kira: I'll have to explode him into nothingness. 

He started to go after Shigehi. 

Kira: LIKE HELL I'LL LET HIM TAKE THT! I'M YOSHIKAGE KIRA! AND I'VE NEVER LEFT BEHIND A SINGLE SCRAP OF EVIDENCE! I WILL NOT LET THIS BRAT RUIN THIS FOR ME! 

He continued on his way and ran into him. 

Shigechi: AGH! I'm sorry Sir! Please I have to go! 

He then ran off. 

Kira: This is bad. He's going to his school to eat lunch. Hmm ... I've only got a few minutes before he opens that bag. There will be mostly middle school students at this school. 

Shigechi went to his school and into the gym store room. 

Shigechi: I better get the coffee started! 

He put the bag down and went to go make his coffee. 

Kira then got into the room. 

Kira: You're lucky. If you peeked inside, I would have to use Killer Queen to- 

Okuyasu: There it is! HEY SHIGECHI! 

Kira: SHIT! 

Kira quickly hid. 

Shigechi: Josuke? Okuyasu? 

Josuke: We brought lunch! 

Kira: What now? If it was just one, erasing him would be easy! This is so troubling! I've got to get that bag as fast as possible! 

Shigechi: Sheesh, what do you want? 

Josuke: Japanese Green Tea. 

Okuyasu: I'll take a regular tea with milk! 

Shigechi: Milk tea and a Japanese variety lunch? That's sickening! 

Kira did his best to try and reach for the bag as they weren't looking. 

Kira: YES! 

He then moved it. 

But the adhesive started to weaken. 

Kira: SHOOT! 

The sticker came off and the fingers of the hand were sticking out. 

Josuke saw it. 

Josuke: What the? 

Shigechi: HEY! JOSUKE! HANDS OFF MY SANDWICH! 

Josuke: Huh? I just heard a noise. 

Shigechi: Don't touch it! That's Chicken Teriyaki, and it's my favorite! 

Josuke: Sorry, is the tea done yet? 

Shigechi: Almost. 

As they were distracted, Kira took the bag. 

Kira: YES! I got her back now! 

Soon... 

Shigechi: WHAT THE HELL?! YOU BASTARDS TOOK IT! 

Okuyasu: No! We didn't even touch it! 

Shigechi: Hm ... 

He used Harvest to search the room. 

Shigechi: WHAT THE?! 

They then head a noise. 

Shigechi: Uh oh! The gym teacher is here! 

Josuke and Okuyasu: WHAT?! 

They grabbed Shigechi and got out! 

Shigechi: WAIT! MY SANDWICH! 

Kira then left as everyone was gone. 

Kira: What did I have to be worried about? I'm Yoshikage Kira. I always win. Luck is always on my side. 

Shigechi: HEY! 

Shigechi appeared behind him. 

Shigechi: What are you doing here with my sandwich? 

Kira: Oh, are you taking to me Little Boy? 

Shigechi: Yeah! That's my sandwich bag! 

Kira: Oh no, this is mine. I've just purchased it from St. Gentleman and walked here. 

Shigechi: Oh yeah? Well, you're here, and that's what makes it suspicious. GO FOR IT HARVEST! 

Harvest began to grab at the bag. 

Kira: WHAT THE?! 

Suddenly it  broke apart! 

Shigechi: What the? That's not my sandwich! 

Kira: YOU'VE DONE IT NOW YOU FUCKING BRAT! YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT NOW! 

Kira looked with anger. 

And then Shigechi looked on with horror as Kira's Stand appeared. 

Shigechi: YOU'RE A STAND USER?! 


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