Yamcha vs. Tien!/Jackie Chun vs. Man-Wolf!


You, Goku, and Krillin were watching from the waiting room. 

(Y/N): Come on Yamcha, kick that guy's ass! 

Goku: I really don't know, that guy looks pretty good. 

Yamcha charged in and tried to kick Tien, but Tien blocked with his left arm! 

Then he tried to finger strike Yamcha, but the Desert Bandit pushed himself away, only to get kicked by the Three-Eyed Warrior. 

Yamcha flipped back as Tien tried to hit him, though he jumped up. 

Tien went after him as the two continued to trade blows! 

Both of them were on equal ground! 

Yang: Hmph. Man he's fast. 

Ruby: Yamcha's able to keep up with him though! 

Announcer: Wow, this speed is just incredible! 

Tien: Looks like he wasn't all talk. It's been some time since I fought a foe this skilled. 

Yamcha: Get ready! Here comes the second version of my- WOLF FANG FIST!!!!

Yamcha charged at Tien, and they again started trading blows, but then Tien hit Yamcha in the stomach! 

(Y/N): SHIT! 

Ruby: COME ON YAMCHA! 

Shen just smirked. 

Shen: Cheer for your companion all you want girl, Tien will be victorious. 

Weiss: WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP, OLD MAN? 

Yamcha: Guess I have no other choice! 

Yamcha got into a familiar stance. 

(Y/N): HUH?! 

Blake: That can't be- 

Ruby: Yamcha knows- 

Yamcha: KA ... ME ... 

Krillin: THE KAMEHAMEHA?! 

Goku: WOW! Yamcha's gotten so strong! 

Yamcha: HA ... ME ... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

He fired a big blast to Tien, who did finger motions and started to power up! 

(Y/N): OH SHIT! 

Tien reflected the attack back to Yamcha! 

Blake: WHAT?! 

(Y/N): YAMCHA LOOK OUT! 

Yamcha jumped to dodge as a bunch of the crowd ducked to avoid the attack! 

Yamcha: How did h- 

Tien: GOT YOU! 

Tien slammed Yamcha to the ground! 

(Y/N): AGH! 

Ruby: YAMCHA! 

Weiss: What is he- 

Tien: NOW YOU WILL KNOW PAIN! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 

Tien slammed his knees onto Yamcha's left leg! 

Yamcha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Tien broke Yamcha's leg! 

(Y/N): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Yamcha Owned Count: 60... 

(Y/N): YAMCHA! 

You ran to him! 

Announcer: Uh ... is he going to be o- 

Tien: START COUNTI- 

You angrily punched Tien! 

(Y/N): YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT, ASSHOLE! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! 

Tien: He needed to be taught a lesson in underestimating his- 

(Y/N): DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP, TRICLOPS! YOU JUST MADE THIS FUCKING PERSONAL! 

Announcer: Uh ... It looks like ... Tien ... wins. 

Puar: YAMCHA!!!! 

Ruby: We'll get him to a hospital! 

Ruby grabbed Yamcha as Puar turned into a magic carpet. 

Weiss: (Y/N), make that bastard pay! 

Blake: We'll look after Yamcha. 

(Y/N): Thanks, Girls. 

You turned to Tien. 

(Y/N): Tien Shinhan, I will make you pay for this. 

Tien: First, you'll have to survive your friend. 

Shen: HA! Now do you see Boy? This is the power of the Crane Hermit School. 

(Y/N): GRRRRR! 

Chiaotzu: You did it Tien! 

Tien: Yeah, but I bet that that Yamcha was the best they had. We'll win this tournament quickly. 

Next Match... 

Announcer: And for our next match, it'll be Jackie Chun vs. Man-Wolf! 

Crowd Member: Jackie Chun? Isn't he the guy who won the last tournament? 

Jackie Chun and Man-Wolf walked out to face each other. 

Man-Wolf: I've been waiting for this for a long time! 

Jackie Chun: I'm sorry, I don't think we ever met. 

Man-Wolf: WHAT?! YOU DESTROYED THE MOON, REMEMBER?! IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU THAT I'M STUCK LIKE THIS! HOW MANY GIRLS DO YOU THINK I CAN GET LIKE THIS!? 

Jackie Chun: Well ... you could find a nice wolf girl. 

Man-Wolf: I AM NOT A FURRY!

Jackie Chun: No need to get picky. 

Announcer: Uh ... well ... let's begin! 

The two started to go at it, with Jackie Chun clearly coming out on top. 

Jackie Chun: Why don't you quit before you get hurt? I feel bd for you, but we are on different levels. 

Man-Wolf: GRRRRRRRR! DON'T PATRONIZE ME! I have a 30th Black Belt in Kenpo! 

Tien: My, he's quite the master. 

Chiaotzu: You can tell just by looking at him? 

Tien: Yeah. I'm getting excited. 

You, Goku, and Krillin noticed that they were flying. 

(Y/N): Hmm ... they can fly like me. 

Goku: Wow, they have all kinds of tricks. 

Krillin: Yeah, well nobody's going to lose by going out of bounds. 

Man-Wolf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!H 

He tried to attack Jackie Chun while he was eyeing a pretty girl, but the old man easily dodged the wolf and kciekd him. 

It was obvious to see who was the stronger one. 

Man-Wolf: YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!

He pulled out a switchblade!

Announcer: HEY! No weapons are allowed du- 

Man-Wolf: THIS ISN'T A MATCH! I WANT HIM DEAD! 

But Man-Wolf was picked up easily by Jackie Chun! 

Man-Wolf: AGH! 

Jackie Chun: Look, if it will calm you down, I'll turn you back into a human. 

Man-Wolf: Don't lie to me! 

Jackie Chun: I'm not lying. Just surrender to me. 

Man-Wolf: I WILL NEVER SURRENDER TO- 

Jackie Chun: I'm trying to be nice because I feel bad about destroying the moon. But if you're going to be like this then- Shake! 

Man-Wolf: I'M NOT A DOG! 

Jackie Chun: Beg! 

He started acting like a dog. 

And everyone laughed at it! 

Man-Wolf: I AM A MAN-WOLF NOT A DOG! 

Then he pulled out a bone and made Man-Wolf leave the arena to get it! 

Announcer: Out of Bounds! Jackie Chun is the winner! 

Man-Wolf: WHY YOU! 

He charged at the old man, only for him to be frozen. 

Man-Wolf: WHAT?! 

Jackie Chun: I touched a pressure point on your fore-head because you wouldn't listen to my offer to make you human again. 

(Y/N): Hmm ... how's he going to do it? 

Jackie Chun: Krillin, come here please. 

Krillin: Uh okay. 

Krillin walked over and Jackie Chun turned him around. 

Jackie Chun: Now stare at his head. 

Krillin: Wait ... you're going to use my head as the full moon? 

Jackie Chun: No one can call you stupid. 

Then he used hypnosis on Man-Wolf. 

Jackie Chun: Look! It's the full moon! 

And then he turned back. 

Man-Wolf: I ... I'm a human again! WHOOPEE! YAY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! 

Jackie Chun: No problem! 

He then ran off to celebrate! 

(Y/N): That was a nice thing you did, Old Timer. 

Krillin: He was better looking as the wolf though. 

Goku: Well, good luck Krillin! 

(Y/N): Yeah! Take down Tien's little buddy! 

Krillin: Hmm! 

Krillin was now up against Chiaotzu! 

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