Who Wants to Live in the Transmission Tower?
You, Yang, Josuke, and Okuyasu were called out by Mikitaka, and found some binoculars nearby.
Okuyasu: Hey, free binocs, just laying here.
Yang: Dude, don't pick up crap that's lying there. You don't know where it's been.
???: Are you saying I'm somehow unsanitary?
Yang and Okuyasu: HOLY SHIT!
(Y/N): Calm down, it's just Mikitaka.
Josuke: Yeah, it's him alright.
Mikitaka transformed back to himself.
Mikitaka: Greetings my friends.
Yang: Geez man, what's your problem?
Okuyasu: ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK?!
Mikitaka: Was I too realistic?
Yang: THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT MAN! Are you even a real alien?
Mikitaka: I have always spoken truly, and I am an alien. Calling starship computer. What is your status?
Okuyasu: STOP TALKING INTO YOUR WATCH!
Josuke: Dude, lay off him. Why did you turn into binoculars?
Mikitaka: I wanted to show you all something.
(Y/N): And that is?
Mikitaka: Over there.
He pointed to a transmission tower.
(Y/N): That's just a transmission tower.
Josuke: That one's decommissioned though. When Morioh got opened up for new development, they started burying the power lines underground.
Yang: Are you going to use it to phone your home planet?
(Y/N): His planet's gone.
Mikitaka: There is smoke emerging from it.
(Y/N): HUH?!
He turned into the binoculars and you looked through him.
Then you saw it! There was a tea pot on a stove with some firewood under it.
(Y/N): WOAH! LOOK GUYS!
Yang, Josuke, and Okuyasu each took turns.
Josuke: There is a teapot there!
Okuyasu: How's that even possible?!
Yang: Not only that, there's some clothes hanging there!
Yeah, clothes on a line. To be exact, jeans, shirts, and some boxers.
(Y/N): The guy even has a Sofa, a dresser, and a TV!
Mikitaka: I came across it by chance. I watched for a long time wondering why anyone would do something like that.
Yang: Someone is really antisocial if they live out here.
Then Yang saw someone fishing.
Yang: OOK OVER THERE!
Someone dragged the fish on his line over to a frying pan, and grabbed some cucumbers he was harvesting!
(Y/N): WOAH! Someone is living up there! He's made that Transmission Tower his home!
Okuyasu: Just catching fish from the creek below and frying them up! He's got string cucumbers too! That's cool! He can just sit there and get his dinner within reach!
Josuke: He's like a survivor you see on a reality show!
Mikitaka: My, this planet has some strange individuals.
Yang: Oh you're one to talk.
Then the hermit jumped down and knocked some rivets to fly to another side of the tower to his sofa.
(Y/N): Okay, this guy has to be a Stand User!
Josuke: What's he doing up there anyway?
(Y/N): Let's go see.
You all walked up to it.
Hermit: Well, looks like I finally get to talk with some people in months.
(Y/N): Hello up there! Nice to meet you Mr. Hermit!
Hermit: Wait, don't come any closer. Take a few steps back. The thing is, I got some unfinished business. And this toilet here collects rainwater to fill the tank. When enough fills up, it flushes automatically.
(Y/N): And why is- OH CRAP!
You pulled everyone back as some showers spurt out his feces.
Yang: OH GROSS! DUDE! THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!
Hermit: How rude! I set it up to fertilize my herbs! I don't waste anything here!
(Y/N): You do it ... with toilet water?
Hermit: Yep. You got some Asiatic day flower, some Japanese spike-nard, the Daisy Fleabane, and some watercress. All edible of course. THen I lure in rabbits, which I can catch with snares, killing two birds with one stone.
Josuke: YOU REALLY LIVE HERE?!
Hermit: Like my house? I even paid for it. When it was recommissioned, it was sold to me for 100,000 Yen and I converted it into my own paradise!
(Y/N): 100,000 YEN?! WOW!
Hermit: They might have wanted to see the land for scrap metal, but once I moved in, I got the right of residence. That means nobody can kick me out. It's totally self-sufficient. So after the first 100,000 Yen, I didn't have to work anymore. Moving around the tower gives me plenty of exercise, even if I don't leave.
(Y/N): How long have you been living here?
Hermit: 3 years.
Team (Y/N): WHAT?! THREE YEARS?!
Hermit: It's probably been a month since I touched the ground.
Then a photo fell down.
(Y/N): Sir, you dropped something.
Hermit: Uh ... I'll get it!
He grabbed it quickly.
(Y/N): Wait a second.
You used Mikitaka to look and see-
(Y/N): AAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Yang: What?
(Y/N): KIRA'S DAD! THIS GUY HERE IS WORKING FOR HIM!
Yang: SAY WHAT?!
You charged on in!
(Y/N): COME HERE YOU-
Hermit: HA! YES! NOW I CAN LEAVE! (Y/N) (L/N) WELCOME TO MY STAND, SUPER FLY!
Yoshihiro: HA! WELL DONE TOYOHIRO KANEDAICHI! You lured him into your Stand!
(Y/N): WHY YOU!
You tried to grab Yoshirho, but then felt your body turning into metal!
(Y/N): WHAT THE FUCK?!
Josuke, Yang, and Okuyasu: (Y/N)!
Toyohiro: Oh, one thing you should know. Once you enter the tower, unless someone else takes your place, you're stuck there forever! If you try to leave, then you become part of the tower!
(Y/N): SHIT!
You backed up and turned back to normal!
Yang: YOU BASTARD!
Toyohiro: HAHAHAHAHA! When I said was my Stand, I didn't mean it was under my control. It's an independent Stand! I was the prisoner too, but now I can finally leave with you here!
Josuke: YOU BASTARD!
Yang: YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
Okuyasu: WHAT THEY SAID!
The trio charged to save you, but-
(Y/N): YANG! JOSUKE! OKUYASU! DON'T COME ANY CLOSER! I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO BECOME PART OF THIS!
You were now a prisoner as Toyohiro laughed.
Mikitaka then turned to normal.
Mikitaka: Mr. Josuke, Ms. Yang, Mr. Okuyasu, can I be of service?
Okuyasu: If you could turn into dynamite and blow the whole ting down, that could work.
Mikitaka: That won't work. I cannot become anything that exerts greater power than myself. That includes explosives.
Yang: LEAVE IT TO US!
Josuke: IF THIS BASTARD THINKS HE CAN LOCK UP (Y/N) AND FREE HIMSELF THEN HE'S GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!
(Y/N): OKAY EVERYONE! LET'S TEAR THIS PLACE DOWN!
You all used your Stands and began to punch the four supports of the Tower!
Toyohiro: WHOA! HOW ARE THEY-
Yang: Okay bastard! Time for you to fall!
Toyohiro: ARGH! DOn'T YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID?! I TRIED THAT TOO! AY FORCE THAT GOES TO THE TOWER IS ABSORBED AND REDIRECTED!
Your Observation Haki and Danger Sense warned you, and you dodged!
(Y/N): WHOA!
Yang dodged easily too, though Josuke and Okuyasu were knocked back!
Yang: Too close!
Toyohiro: I warned you! It's an independent Stand, so it's not affected by my condition one bit! Even if I die, the tower would carry on trapping people for eternity.
(Y/N): Shit.
Toyohiro: But you just have to get someone else to go in, one in one out. Just have one of your friends throw in some criminal or something to get you out. It's like Old Maid. It's all good if you can pass the Old Maid to someone else.
Then Mikitaka appeared before Toyohiro.
Mikitaka: Then I'll just need to get you in there.
He knocked Toyohiro back in!
Toyohiro: WHAT?!
He was on the cable.
Josuke: MIKITAKA?!
(Y/N): YES!
Mikitaka: Sorry, but (Y/N) has been nothing but nice to me. I cannot let you trap him here.
Toyohiro: Who the hell are you?
Mikitaka: I am an alien. Quickly now Mr. (Y/N), get out of the tower.
You rushed outside!
(Y/N): HELL YEAH! I'M OUT!
Toyohiro: DAMN IT! THE PHOTO GUY NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT YOU! He never said someone who could turn into cables was with (Y/N) (L/N)!
Mikitaka: I am anlien, so I am unfamiliar with your Aged Maiden.
Yang: OLD MAIDEN!
Mikitaka: I dont' see how it's similar to maidens, but if you neglect to explain the rules until you've already won, isn't that the same as an adult cheating at a child's game?
Toyohiro then got out a knife from his callus.
Toyohiro: EAT THIS!
He tried to cut the cable.
Mikitaka: It may have looked like the cable you cut was part of my body, but you would be mistaken. That was't be. It was connected to the tower.
Toyohiro: SHIT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
He fell down!
(Y/N): YES!
Yang: MIKITAKA! HURRY OUTSIDE!
Toyohiro: HA! Do you think I'm some idiot? You're the first people to visit my tower. You think I'll just let you go?! I spend every moment of my waking life thinking of other ways to get out!
The energy redirected to Mikitaka and hit him!
(Y/N): NO!
Toyohiro: HA!
Mikitaka: Of course. It is part of the tower!
(Y/N): NO! MIKITAKA! GET OUT AND WE CAN HEAL YOU!
Toyohiro: Sorry, but I'm getting out! I've thought about escape for a long time ago. And to do that, I need to trap him in!
He hit the tower with some rivets and they pinned Mikitaka to the tower!
Toyohiro: Drive them in, and they come back out.
Mikitaka: The reflection ... it drove into the bolts.
Josuke: YOU BASTARD!
Okuyasu: He's trapped man! He ca't move!
Toyohiro: HA! I'm home free! It might be a little painful to rip those bolts out, but you should be able with a little medical care and there are medicinal herbs growing below to-
(Y/N): ASSHOLE! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!
Toyohiro: Sorry boys, but I'm getting out of here. You can't even find Yoshikage Kira, right?
Everyone: HUH!?
He then flipped around his face a bit.
Toyohiro: I'll change my name and my face too!
(Y/N): You wear a mask?
Toyohiro: I was planning my getaway too. ANyway, it's not like he's stuck forever, you could just step in for him (Y/N). He did for you.
(Y/N): YOU!
Mikitaka: Mr. (Y/N), please just leave me here. I was the one who involved you in this in the first place. I just kept thinking that I wanted to help you. I wanted you to say, "He's such a great guy." I ... will remain here in your place.
Toyohiro: Wow, that's pretty great. Props to your courage.
(Y/N): OH NO YOU DON'T!
You rode up the tower.
Toyohiro: WHAT?!
(Y/N): Josuke isn't the only one who can repair things!
Toyohiro: SHIT!
Yang: (Y/N)! BE CAREFUL!
Mikitaka: Mr. (Y/N).
(Y/N): Don't worry MIkitaka, I'll get you out of there! Listen up asshole, he's my friend, and if you hurt my friends, you'll pay!
Toyohiro: YOU ARE AN IDIOT! ALL I WANTED WAS TO GET OUT OF HERE! I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOU! BUT NOW I NEED TO KILL YOU!
(Y/N): ORA!
You punched at him, but he dodged.
(Y/N): STAY STILL!
He then hit the tower with his knife, and it went for you!
(Y/N): Heh.
You then disappeared.
Toyohiro: WHAT?! Where did he go?!
You appeared behind him.
(Y/N): Hello there.
Toyohiro: WHAT TH-
You then made him appear in front of the attacks!
Toyohiro: SHIT!
He was hit in the face!
Toyohiro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Then you pushed him off.
But then you grabbed him.
Toyohiro: Enough! Please! Stop! I didn't know you could-
(Y/N): You promise not to-
Toyohiro: YES! PLEASE LET ME BACK UP! I won't try to leave anymore! I'll stay here! I'll let you both leave!
(Y/N): Really?
Toyohiro: Yes, I swear!
Later...
Toyohiro sighed in defeat.
Toyohiro: That old man, he tricked me. He said if I could trap even one of you inside, he would set me for life. Hey, how about I cook you some food or something?
Mikitaka: I don't think so.
Yang: No, that shit is ... all ... you know.
Toyohiro: I'm really sorry. Is there anything I can do for you?
(Y/N): Well, as long as you don't try to trap someone in here again. But ... do you know anything about what that old man said?
Yang: Yeha, we have to know.
Toyohiro: Well, he mentioned two people named Ruby and Koichi. Are they friends of yours?
(Y/N): WHAT?!
Toyohiro: Yeah, the Old Man sent another Stand User to deal with them.
Josuke: SAY WHAT?!
Yang: WHERE IS THE BASTARD?!
Toyohiro: WOAH! I don't know anything about the guy. He just said, "I don't have to play defensively anymore. Now I can make my counter-attack" This morning, he took care of both of them. That's all I know.
(Y/N): SHIT!
Yang: Whoever took my Little Sis, THEY'RE FUCKING DEAD!
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