We Found Something Strange!
Akira Otoishi had been arrested, and it turns out he had stolen about 5 billion Yen worth of goods. They were all confiscated, and the bastard was sent to prison for three years.
Plus, you told him that if he tried to break out or anything, you would beat the shit out of him.
He responded with-
Otoishi: Yeah, well it's safer in here anyway.
Red Hot Chili Pepper was also greatly damaged and is scared shitless of all of you.
And the Stand Arrow was now in the Speedwagon Foundation's custody.
Yes, it seemed that Morioh was at peace. But for how long?
Josuke: HEY! HEY CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
Joseph: Oh, did you just call me, Josuke?
Josuke: Yes, there are no taxis this time of day, so we're going to get on a bus to go to my place. I'm asking this for the millionth time too, but I want you to see my Mom from far away, and please don't talk to her.
(Y/N): Josuke.
You stood by Josuke and Joseph at the Bus Stop.
(Y/N): I still think Joseph needs to confront his mistakes.
Josuke: I know you mean well (Y/N). But if my Mom sees him, she's going to get very upset.
Joseph: It's alright (Y/N). There's no need for it.
(Y/N): Right.
Josuke: Oh, and I'm going to call you Mr. Joestar, okay?
(Y/N): WHAT?! Josuke, he's your Dad!
Josuke: I know it's cold but this is the first time I've met him. It would be awkward. I know he's your friend, but once he sees my Mom, I want him back in America.
Joseph: He's right (Y/N). No need to fight it.
(Y/N): ...
You turned to Josuke to comfort him, only to notice he was gone.
(Y/N): Uh, excuse me, Ma'am. Have you seen an old man with a cane?
Lady: Yes, he went on the long distance bus.
You and Josuke turned to see that the bus was going to Sapporo.
(Y/N) and Josuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You had do drag Josuke along with you to catch up to the bus, and get Joseph off.
Joseph: Sorry, you said we were taking a bus.
(Y/N): WITH US JOSEPH! GEEZ! HOW MUCH SANITY DO YOU HAVE LEFT?!
Joseph: But that was something, you two catching up to the bus like that! Ah, to be young again.
Josuke: (Y/N), let's send this fuckign geezer to Hokkaido!
(Y/N): No, Josuke, we don't do that.
Suddenly Joseph felt something tugging on his pants.
Joseph: AGH! (Y/N), Josuke! Something's tugging at my pants leg.
(Y/N): What is th- HUH?!
You saw the cane being carried off by an invisible force.
(Y/N): Is that a Stand User?
Joseph: YEAH! I THINK SO!
Josuke: Come on (Y/N), don't tell me you're losing it too.
(Y/N): I'M NOT THAT OLD, JOSUKE!
Then Joseph saw handprints. Very small handprints.
And then laughter came out.
(Y/N) and Joseph: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Josuke: What?
(Y/N): THE STAND USER IS A BABY!
You felt around for the little tyke, but she was nowhere.
(Y/N): JOSEPH!
Joseph: HERMIT PURPLE!
The purple vines came out, and Joseph managed to catch the invisible baby!
(Y/N): HA! Nice job, Old Timer! You still got it!
Joseph was holding the baby in his hands.
Joseph: Right here. It's an invisible baby.
(Y/N): And not wearing any clothes either!
Josuke: Come on. You expect me to believe that-
Josuke felt around the invisible force, and-
Josuke: HOLY CRAP! IT IS A BABY!
Joseph: What do we do?
(Y/N): I don't know. We can't just go around asking people, "HEY! Is this your baby?" How old is it?
Joseph: Feels like it's still 6 months old.
Josuke: Why would a baby be crawling here invisible? I mean, it could be a Stand but why would a Stand's attack turn you invisible? Where is the mother?
(Y/N): Curiouser and curiouser indeed.
Joseph: Hmm ... I think maybe the baby is the User.
(Y/N): Huh? How is that possible? How can the Stand User be the Stand? I know some Stands can be sentient like RHCP and Anubis, but this is just ... too bizarre.
Joseph: It has an unconscious Stand ability. After being separated from the mother, it instinctively turned invisible. It even happens to adults sometimes. Like people suddenly developing ulcers, gray hairs, or even bald spots due to stress. We need to find the mother.
And then-
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Y/N): OH NO! It's crying! Uh-
Joseph rocked the baby over and over to calm it down.
And then he touched something.
Joseph: It's a girl!
(Y/N): Oh.
Josuke: Wait, if it's a girl, then wouldn't that mean he-
You hit Joseph on the head!
(Y/N): STOP FOOLING AROUND!
Joseph: OW! Uh-
Then something steamy came into Joseph's hand.
Joseph: Do you boys have a tissue?
Josuke: OH GOD!
You sniffed around.
(Y/N): AGH! IT POOPED IN YOUR HAND!
Joseph: Well, no one's going to notice since it's invisible. I think that- OH GOD! What if I accidentally rub my chin with it?
(Y/N): Let's just find the mother quickly! And buy her some diapers and clothes!
And so...
You walked into a baby Store.
Store Owner: Hello Sir, how can I help you?
(Y/N): Do you have any diapers? I have this baby daughter I need to look after.
Store Onwer: Would you like a pre-folded diaper? Or an all-in one?
(Y/N): Either one will do.
Store Owner: How old is the baby in question? Depending on the size of the baby, we have diapers for newborns, and then we have sizes in small, medium, large, extra large, and all differentiated between male and female. We also have many different brands too.
(Y/N):
https://youtu.be/KufiqCh3Qd4
Soon...
You had to pay 136,870 Yen for a bunch of baby stuff.
(Y/N): HAPPY?! IT WASN'T EASY!
Josuke: Now we don't have to worry about losing her in case she moves around.
(Y/N): Look Josuke, taking care of a kid is a big responsibility. I should know. I have this cute little girl named Eri. Boy, she's a bundle of joy. She's one of the best things to have happened in my life! But back to the topic. How do we see her face?
Joseph: I got that, my Boy.
Joseph put some makeup over the face, and she came into view.
(Y/N): AWW! She's cute!
Josuke: Yeah, now it'll be easy to help distinguish who her Mom is.
Joseph: Okay, now for some lipstick and some eyelashes.
(Y/N): Uh ...
Josuke: Trying to compliment this guy is impossible.
(Y/N): What do we do about the eyes?
Joseph: These sunglasses should help.
You put the sunglasses on her face.
But then she disappeared, and-
Joseph: OH MY GOD! MY HANDS ARE GONE TOO!
(Y/N): SHIT! SHIT! They're disappearing! What kind of Stand is this? She can turn whatever she touches invisible?
Joseph: Uh-
Josuke: Mr. Joestar! Put her down somewhere!
Joseph: Uh ...
He put her in the stroller. But it turned invisible too!
Joseph: It looks like she can turn anything within a 30 cm range invisible.
Josuke: Man this Stand is contradictory. It's trying to protect itself by turning invisible, but then how is anyone supposed to take care of it?
Joseph: I say emotional stress. Something close to anorexia or insomnia. She's stressed. It looks like she doesn't want to be touched by strangers.
(Y/N): Then what do we do?
Suddenly the stroller began to roll off!
(Y/N): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Joseph: OH NOOOOO! AND WITHOUT MY HANDS EITHER!
You and Josuke ran after the carriage only to see a pathway and the thing gone!
Josuke: Even the ground is invisbl!
(Y/N): Holy crap this is insane!
Soon, a splash was heard.
(Y/N): SHIT!
Josuke: SHE'S IN THE WATER! But how? I can't see even bubbles!
You and Josuke began to look around.
Josuke: Where is she?
(Y/N): I don't know man! I can't even sense her with my other abilities! I-
Joseph: (Y/N), Josuke, tell Tomoko I said hi.
Joseph cut his wrists.
(Y/N): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! JOSEPH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Joseph: Adding ... color to the ... water.
Then you saw something in the center.
Josuke: You ... went that far?
Joseph: Of course. I wanted to look good ... in front of my son.
(Y/N): Let's get you out of here, buddy!
And so...
Joseph was healed up by Josuke, who now saw his Dad in a new light. He also decided to take in the baby himself.
(Y/N): I just hope he knows what he's doing.
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