The Wrath of Frieza!
Yang got over with Dende.
Yang: Found him!
Ruby: Oh good!
Yang: Where's Vegeta?
Blake: Taking a nap.
Yang: Good, let's make the wish quickly.
They brought the Dragon Balls to a far location.
Weiss: Let's hope he doesn't notice right now or- Oh shit.
Krillin: What is it?
Weiss: Frieza is coming.
Ruby: Are you sure? It-
Ruby realized it was Frieza.
Ruby: SUMMON HIM SUMMON HIM SUMMON HIM SUMMON HIM!!!
Dende: TAKKARAPTO POPPORUNGA PUPIRITO PARO!
The sky started to turn dark as the Dragon Balls glowed.
Gohan: IT'S WORKING!
Ruby: ALRIGHT! YES!
Out from the Dragon Balls came the Dragon!
On King Kai's Planet...
King Kai: YES! THE DRAGON IS COMING!
Yamcha: ALRIGHT! WE'RE FINALLY GOING TO COME BACK!
Tien: Well that's a good thing. Especially since this is Chiaotzu's second time.
Chiaotzu: This time I get a free sundae!
Back on Namek...
Yang: WOW!
Ruby: That's a dragon alright!
Blake: Does he know English Dende?
Dende: I don't know. This is the first time I've seen him.
Porunga: Those who have collected the Dragon Balls, State your wishes and I will grant them.
Ruby: Wishes?
Porunga: I grant three wishes.
Yang: Like a genie. Heh, this is awesome! Man, Porunga rocks! Okay Little Green, wish for all of those who were killed by the Saiyans to be brought back!
Dende and Porunga talked and-
Dende: He said he can only do one person at a time.
Ruby: Oh! I have an idea then!
Gohan: What is it, Aunt Ruby?
Ruby: Let's wish Piccolo back! Then Kami comes back, and then the Dragon Balls of Earth are brought back to power!
On King Kai's Planet...
Yamcha: Did Ruby just say-
Tien: You know she's a lot smarter than she looks, right?
Yamcha: Yeah, I know. I know.
Piccolo: Hmph. The runt actually figured it out.
On Namek...
Ruby: And for our second wish, bring Piccolo to Namek so he can help us fight Frieza!
On King Kai's Planet...
Piccolo: WHAT?! NO! WAIT! THAT'S A VERY TERRIBLE I-
On Namek...
Piccolo was brought to Namek.
Piccolo: dea. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Back on Earth...
Kami returned.
Popo: Oh, good. Welcome back, Kami!
Kami: Mr. Popo, what are you doing?
Popo: Just watering pot.
Kami: Pots of what?
Popo: Pot ... and I'm not getting rid of it.
Kami: You kidding? That's good for my glaucoma.
Back on Namek...
Vegeta woke up.
Vegeta: I HAVE TO PEE!
He then noticed that it was dark.
Vegeta: Geez it got dark quickly. Since the first ... time I got here ... on a planet that has three ... suns.
https://youtu.be/sbCFHRtICjc
Back with you guys...
Ruby: Wait, where's Piccolo?
Dende: On Namek.
Blake: I don't see him.
Dende: You should have been more specific.
Gohan: Oh, so it's like a monkey's paw. You have to be careful with the hubris in your wish.
Piccolo: (from far away) NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!
Krillin: Okay, so what do we do for the last wish?
Ruby: Hmm ... how about ... OH I KNOW! DENDE WE WISH FOR-
???: HEY! WHAT'S UP GUYS?!
Vegeta appeared.
Ruby: Uh oh.
Vegeta: HOW DARE YOU DO THIS! I WILL-
But then Porunga disappeared and the Dragon Balls turned to stone.
Vegeta: Wait, what just happened?
Dende: Oh no. It's ... Lord Guru. He ... passed on.
Weiss: SAY WHAT?!
Vegeta: My dreams of immortality ... gone.
Yang: You know Vegeta, what if you were a head or something, then what would you do? And what about getting stronger every time you're put near death? Or what about-
Vegeta: Clearly someone thought of this harder than- AGH!
Ruby: What? What is- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Weiss: Wait, what's- Oh my God!
Everyone else turned in horror to see Frieza!
Frieza:
https://youtu.be/nSW8xlXRh10
Meanwhile...
Piccolo sensed Frieza.
Piccolo: SHIT!
He flew off.
Piccolo: If I don't hurry, Gohan, and the others are dead. I just need to focus and- Wait who's that?
He goes to find Nail, who is beaten and bruised.
Piccolo: Hey, are you alive?
Nail speaks Namekian.
Piccolo: God damn it, I find someone who can tell me what's going on, and he's so broken he's talking nonsense.
Nail: I was speaking Namekian, idiot. Don't you know anything about your own people?
Piccolo: We're from demon heritage right?
Nail: Well, we're kind of like slug people.
Piccolo: Damn it. So, what happened here?
Nail: Let's just say, our elder kind of sent me to my death unintentionally.
Piccolo: Preaching to the choir on that one. Well, it's been fun. But I've got people who need me right now.
Nail: WAIT!
Piccolo: What?
Nail: I think I have something that can benefit both of us.
Piccolo: What's that?
Nail: There is an ancient tradition that has ben passed down through ancient times.
Piccolo: And we're going to abuse it?
Nail: YES!
Piccolo: Okay, what to do I?
Nail: First put your hand on me.
Piccolo: Alright.
He does so.
Nail: Lower.
Piccolo: Uh huh.
Nail: Lower.
Piccolo: Hmmm ...
Nail: HA! If we had junk, you'd be gay right now!
Piccolo: UGH!
Nail: Fusing!
The two fused together!
Piccolo: Wow, this power ... I don't believe it. YES! I FEEL INCREDIBLE POWER!
https://youtu.be/9oPmiMsh9ZU
Play from 0:19-end...
With that, Piccolo flies off to help fight Frieza.
Back with the others...
Ruby: This power ... it's ... so intimidating.
Blake: He's a monster. A demon!
Frieza: So monkeys, now you know what you're up against.
Krillin: Quack.
Gohan: Krillin, that's not helping.
Krillin: I could cry.
Yang: WE'RE NOT CHICKENING OUT OF THIS ONE!
Vegeta: The Blonde is right! HAVE SOME DIGNITY AND FIGHT TO YOUR LAST!
Ruby: (realizing) HEY VEGETA IS RIGHT! WE'VE DEALT WITH A LOT OF CRAZY SHIT BEFORE! WE CAN DO THIS!
Frieza: Oh really? Well, get ready then, because once I'm done with you- I'LL FUCKING TORTURE YOU TO YOUR FUCKING DEATH AND BLOW YOUR HOME PLANET THE FUCK UP!
https://youtu.be/NPAPuWzb-mw
Vegeta: Oh quit crying about it Frieza. I lost my chance at immortality, and I'm not complaining about it.
Frieza: True, but the difference between us Vegeta is that I'll live longer enough to regret it. NOW DIE!
He charged at Vegeta, but Vegeta caught his hand!
Ruby: YEAH! KICK HIS BUTT VEGETA!
Weiss: Did you just-
Ruby: COME ON!
Weiss: You know what?! YEAH! WIPE THAT SMUG LOOK OFF THAT ASSHOLE'S FACE!
As the two continued to battle, Frieza felt his scouter explode from Vegeta's power!
And the two jumped back!
Frieza: I'm impressed Vegeta, when did you graduate from pull-ups?
Vegeta: About the same time when you got off the rag.
Frieza: Cute, but bear no false hope Vegeta, you have no idea what real power I possess.
Vegeta: What you can transform?
Frieza: I can- Okay when and how?
Vegeta: Guldo told me. And then I threw a dog treat at him, true story.
Blake: (Sigh) Of course he did.
Frieza: Right, but why do you goad me?
Vegeta: Because, you're not dealing with the average Saiyan Warrior any more.
Frieza: Oh here we go.
Vegeta: That's right Frieza, I have gone beyond my limits and have become the legend that you fear! I, VEGETA, PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS-
Yang: PRINCE OF TWO AND A HALF PEOPLE!
Vegeta: PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS HAVE BECOME A SUPER SA-
Frieza: Saiyan, blah blah blah, I get it! But if you want to walk to your doom so badly, I'll show you. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
He began to transform!
Ruby: Uh oh.
Krillin: WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Vegeta: What kind of power is this?
Frieza: I would say my power is at 1 million.
Blake: That's ... got to be a lie.
Frieza: Is it really?
He lifted his hand and the ground exploded!
Everyone: HOLY CRAP!
They were in the sky.
Gohan: Hey, is everyone okay?
Ruby: Fine!
Yang: I got Little Green!
Dende: IT'S DENDE GOD DAMN IT!
Frieza:
https://youtu.be/1FwnZoxOrrY
Ruby: You ... you ... condescending ... evil ... monstrous ... MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
Frieza: WH-
Ruby: KAIOKEN TIMES 10!!!
Frieza: Kaio-wh-
Ruby punched Frieza in the face, and then began to knock him around!
Ruby: GOHAN! WEISS! BLAKE! YANG! NOW!
They all began to attack him with the girls using Kaioken and all of their learned techniques since the beginning of the series, and knocked Frieza to the ground!
Ruby: NOW GOHAN! HIT HIM!
Gohan: MASENKO!!!
They had damaged Frieza!
Vegeta: HA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT FRIEZA?! THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE UP AGAINST!
Ruby: GET UP YOU MONSTER! WE'RE NOT DONE YET!
Frieza did so.
Frieza: Ugh, you're going to regret that, Monkeys!
Back at the ship...
Goku: Guys, just hold out longer.
Back at the battle ...
Frieza started to power up as-
Ruby: HERE HE COMES! GET R- AGH!
He appeared before Ruby and slapped her with his tail, to the ground!
Weiss: RUBY! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD YOU HEAR M-
But he blocked her attack from the sword, and punched her so hard, she coughed up blood!
Blake: FRIEZA!
Blake's shadows were overpowered and he slammed her into Weiss as they impacted the ground!
Yang: YOU BASTARD!
But then Frieza punched Yang's right arm so hard it was knocked off!
Yang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! MY ARM!!!
Gohan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! YOU PIECE OF SHI-
But Frieza easily overpowered Gohan and grabbed by the skull!
Ruby: G-Gohan.
Gohan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
He was screaming in pain as Frieza laughed.
Frieza: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now do you see what you're up against. You cannot hope to defeat me. I am Lord Frieza! And I-
But then his tail was cut off.
Frieza: ALRIGHT WHO HAS THE BALLS?!
Krillin appeared alive and well!
Krillin: KISS MY ASS BITCH, I'M IMMORTAL!
Frieza: YOU!
Krillin: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!
Krillin lead Frieza away from the others.
Vegeta: How the hell did he get up? Oh my God, I swear if he used that wish of immortality on himself I am go- That ... bastard.
Dende was healing up Gohan and the girls.
Dende: Come on, get up. Get up!
Ruby: Huh?
Weiss: Dende?
Yang: You-
Dende: Oh thank God.
Blake: Thanks Dende.
Yang: Hey, listen I don't mean any offense. I just-
Dende: Just don't call me that again.
Yang: No promises.
Gohan: Did you just say to Krillin he was immortal?
Dende: Yes, exactly as planned.
Ruby: You're so cool Dende.
Krillin then appeared.
Krillin: Guys! Can you believe how it's great to be immortal?
Yang: Actually Dende healed you!
Krillin: SO I COULD HAVE DIED?!
Vegeta: Yeah, and unlike the runt and I, you don't get a power boost from it.
Krillin: HACKS! I CALL HACKS!
Blake: How did you evade Frieza?
Krillin: Well, I lead him to a giant rock so that he would be distracted. But he kept cutting me off at every pass.
Weiss: And he didn't just blow it up with an energy blast?
Krillin: I thought he was going to do that, but he didn't. So then I caught him off guard and used Solar Flare!
Gohan: And the you used the Destructo Disk to cut him in half?
Krillin: Uh-
Frieza: I WILL MOUNT YOUR HEAD WHERE MY TAIL USED TO BE!
Yang: I think that answers that question.
Ruby: Uh ... so-
Frieza: Time to d-
But the he was punched in the face!
Gohan: PICCOLO!
Ruby: ALRIGHT!
Piccolo appeared.
Piccolo: Sorry for the wait.
Yang: HA! KICK HIS ASS, BIG GREEN!
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