Bowser's Castle in the Dark Lands ...

Bowser sat on his throne as he was listening to all of the evil plans from his elites!

Bowser: Well?

Roman: Okay, we'll just redo having Bowser Jr. disguising himself as (Y/N) and-

Bowser: Too predictable!

Cinder: Besides, it failed the first time, and they're not idiots.

Roman:: Good point.

Mercury: Wait; why don't we try going into space again, and-

Emerald: Same thing Mercury. Been there done that.

Mercury: Damn, good point.

Neo: "I know! We steal the-"

Roman: No!

Cinder: We're not getting the Star Rod again.

Bowser: ARGH! WHAT DO WE DO?! WE'VE TRIED SO MUCH, THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO WORK WITH!

Kamek: No! Come on Lord Bowser, we can't give up yet!

Bowser: I know! But what else is there?!

Cinder and Roman: Guess we'll get to searching.

They whistled for a group of Paragoombas and Parakoopas.

Cinder: Start searching the entire Mushroom Kingdom!

Paragoomba: Yes Ma'am! We'll leave no stone unturned!

Roman: Make sure you find something useful! Lord Bowser hates to be kept waiting!

Parakoopa: Leave everything to us!

They all flew out of the castle.

Bowser: They better come back with something! I can't even think on an empty stomach!

Elites: You barely even think Sir!

Bowser: WHAT?!

Elites: Uh ... n-nothing.

Bowser: That's what I thought.