The Return of Chichi!


Goku took his stance with the girl. 

(Y/N): Guess we're going to find out who she is. 

Launch: Man, those two just keep yammering. 

Roshi: Man, I wish I got to know her sooner or later. She's adorable! 

Weiss: Of course you say that, Master. 

Bulma: Really, Goku acts like he doesn't know her. 

Oolong: Well she knows him. 

Announcer: AND BEGIN! 

Goku easily dodged the girl's attacks over and over again. 

Goku: Really, I think you should stay calm! 

???: BUT I'M MAD BECAUSE YOU FORGOT YOUR PROMISE! 

Goku: PROMISE?! 

(Y/N): So he does know her! 

Goku: What promise was th- WOAH! 

Goku was still on the defensive! 

Roshi: Hey, her skills are like ... they're like my own techniques! 

Blake: WHAT?! 

Yang: How does she know that? 

Goku: What promise did I make? 

???: TO MARRY ME! 

Ruby: WAIT WHAT?! 

Blake: SAY WHAT?! 

Oolong, Puar, Launch, Roshi, Weiss, Yang, and Bulma: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! 

(Y/N), Krilin, and Yamcha: MARRY HER?! 

Goku: Uh ... what does that mean? 

You, Krillin, and Yamcha fell down. 

(Y/N): MORON! IT MEANS YOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TOGETHER! 

Yamcha: Yeah Goku, you and that girl are supposed to live together! 

Goku: Why would I even promise that?! I don't even know her! 

???: Really now? 

Oolong: Hmm ... AHA! Now it makes sense! 

Bulma: Oolong, what are you talking about? 

Oolong: Oh come on, we met her before. 

Blake: Oolong's right. We have. 

Ruby: Yeah, now it all makes sense. 

Weiss: What? 

Yang: You three remember? 

Oolong: Sheesh, you two were there too. Hell the Old Timer and Puar were there as well. 

Puar: I'd remember that if I knew who she was. 

Roshi: Yeah, how could I forget hips like that if I never saw her? 

Ruby: Master, I don't think it's time to be thinking about a pretty girl's body right now. 

Goku then hit her once and knocked her out of the ring! 

???: AAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Goku: AGH! I didn't mean to do it too hard! I'm sorry! 

Announcer: Uh ... I guess this means Goku wins. 

Piccolo watched from above. 

Piccolo: That's it Goku. Each victory you make is a step closer to your doom. 

Goku: Okay, who are you? 

Chichi: REALLY?! I'M CHICHI YOU IDIOT! 

(Y/N): CHICHI?! 

Yamcha: THE OX KING'S DAUGHTER?! 

Roshi: AAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Weiss: CHICH?! 

Yang: SHE GOT CUTER! 

Oolong: See? 

Bulma: IT IS HER! 

Puar: WOW! 

Weiss: And her chest got a lot bigger. 

Yang: Yeah, it's almost bigger than Bulma's! 

Bulma: (sarcastically) Yeah, thanks, Yang. 

Goku: Wait ... a second. 

Goku thought about it, and remembered his words to Chichi. 

Goku: NOW I REMEMBER! WOW! I DID ASK FOR YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE! 

Chichi: Finally. Sheesh. 

Goku: Actually, the whole time I thought it meant ... a food. 

Chichi fell down at that. 

Chichi: So ... it never was a- 

Goku: I know I don't think a lot about it. But, I'm bound to a promise. Chichi, I'll marry you! 

Chichi: YAY! GOKU!! 

She tackled him to the ground! 

Goku: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

(Y/N): WOAH! 

Krillin: SHE PUSHED GOKU DOWN SO EASILY! 

Ruby: AWWWWW! 

Chichi was kissing Goku everywhere, and he couldn't even move! 

Weiss: Oh boy. 

Ruby: Oh come on Weiss, they make a cute couple! 

Weiss: Do you realize that Chichi is going to have a massive headache while around Goku? I mean, she may be his girlfriend now. But wait til they get married. The Honeymoon phase fades away. And then they have kids. 

Ruby: THEN WE GET TO BE AUNTS TO THEIR KIDS! 

Yang: I would love to train Goku's kids to be honest. 

Blake: I don't think Chichi is going to let us do that. From what we saw ... she seems ... terrifying when she's angry. 

The crowd cheered for Goku and Chhichi! 

Announcer: I can't believe this folks! For the first time ever, we have two contestants who got together! Let's hear it for Goku and Chichi! 

Goku: Hey Chichi, you're kind of clinging to my arm. 

Chichi: You're my boyfriend now, this is how couples walk, Silly! 

(Y/N): Congrats man! Congrats! I'm happy for you! 

Goku: Uh ... thanks. 

(Y/N): Damn, Chichi, you look amazing! 

Chichi: Oh ... thank you (Y/N). You know, you're cute too. A shame though, I already made my heart to Goku. 

(Y/N): Well, you did meet as kids. I can't blame you. 

Chichi: And Yamcha, I'm sorry. 

(Y/N): Huh? 

Yamcha: Well ... uh- 

(Y/N): Yamcha? 

Chichi: He confessed to me years before! 

(Y/N): SERIOUSLY MAN?! 

Yamcha: HEY SHUT UP! I WAS IN A ROUGH SPOT OKAY?! 

(Y/N): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Yamcha: (Y/N) THAT'S NOT FU- 

(Y/N): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD! YAMCHA YOU CRACK ME UP, BUDDY! 

Yamcha: (facepalm) Why do I even bother? 

Yamcha Owned Count: 64... 

Goku: Hey Krillin, be careful. Your opponent is no ordinary guy. Give him everything you got from the start! 

Krillin: Right! 

Krillin went out for his match. 

Krillin: Geez, like I'm in any condition to fight now. 

Piccolo then appeared. 

Piccolo: Come at me whenever you feel like it, Little Nothing. 

Krillin: HMPH! You're pretty sure of yourself, aren't you? Well, just to let you know, I'm not holding back at all! 

Announcer: And now it's time for our next match, Krillin against Piccolo! 

Roshi: P-PICCOLO?! 

(Y/N): Oh dear. 


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