The Return of Chichi!
Goku took his stance with the girl.
(Y/N): Guess we're going to find out who she is.
Launch: Man, those two just keep yammering.
Roshi: Man, I wish I got to know her sooner or later. She's adorable!
Weiss: Of course you say that, Master.
Bulma: Really, Goku acts like he doesn't know her.
Oolong: Well she knows him.
Announcer: AND BEGIN!
Goku easily dodged the girl's attacks over and over again.
Goku: Really, I think you should stay calm!
???: BUT I'M MAD BECAUSE YOU FORGOT YOUR PROMISE!
Goku: PROMISE?!
(Y/N): So he does know her!
Goku: What promise was th- WOAH!
Goku was still on the defensive!
Roshi: Hey, her skills are like ... they're like my own techniques!
Blake: WHAT?!
Yang: How does she know that?
Goku: What promise did I make?
???: TO MARRY ME!
Ruby: WAIT WHAT?!
Blake: SAY WHAT?!
Oolong, Puar, Launch, Roshi, Weiss, Yang, and Bulma: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!
(Y/N), Krilin, and Yamcha: MARRY HER?!
Goku: Uh ... what does that mean?
You, Krillin, and Yamcha fell down.
(Y/N): MORON! IT MEANS YOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TOGETHER!
Yamcha: Yeah Goku, you and that girl are supposed to live together!
Goku: Why would I even promise that?! I don't even know her!
???: Really now?
Oolong: Hmm ... AHA! Now it makes sense!
Bulma: Oolong, what are you talking about?
Oolong: Oh come on, we met her before.
Blake: Oolong's right. We have.
Ruby: Yeah, now it all makes sense.
Weiss: What?
Yang: You three remember?
Oolong: Sheesh, you two were there too. Hell the Old Timer and Puar were there as well.
Puar: I'd remember that if I knew who she was.
Roshi: Yeah, how could I forget hips like that if I never saw her?
Ruby: Master, I don't think it's time to be thinking about a pretty girl's body right now.
Goku then hit her once and knocked her out of the ring!
???: AAAAAAAAAAGH!
Goku: AGH! I didn't mean to do it too hard! I'm sorry!
Announcer: Uh ... I guess this means Goku wins.
Piccolo watched from above.
Piccolo: That's it Goku. Each victory you make is a step closer to your doom.
Goku: Okay, who are you?
Chichi: REALLY?! I'M CHICHI YOU IDIOT!
(Y/N): CHICHI?!
Yamcha: THE OX KING'S DAUGHTER?!
Roshi: AAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Weiss: CHICH?!
Yang: SHE GOT CUTER!
Oolong: See?
Bulma: IT IS HER!
Puar: WOW!
Weiss: And her chest got a lot bigger.
Yang: Yeah, it's almost bigger than Bulma's!
Bulma: (sarcastically) Yeah, thanks, Yang.
Goku: Wait ... a second.
Goku thought about it, and remembered his words to Chichi.
Goku: NOW I REMEMBER! WOW! I DID ASK FOR YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE!
Chichi: Finally. Sheesh.
Goku: Actually, the whole time I thought it meant ... a food.
Chichi fell down at that.
Chichi: So ... it never was a-
Goku: I know I don't think a lot about it. But, I'm bound to a promise. Chichi, I'll marry you!
Chichi: YAY! GOKU!!
She tackled him to the ground!
Goku: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
(Y/N): WOAH!
Krillin: SHE PUSHED GOKU DOWN SO EASILY!
Ruby: AWWWWW!
Chichi was kissing Goku everywhere, and he couldn't even move!
Weiss: Oh boy.
Ruby: Oh come on Weiss, they make a cute couple!
Weiss: Do you realize that Chichi is going to have a massive headache while around Goku? I mean, she may be his girlfriend now. But wait til they get married. The Honeymoon phase fades away. And then they have kids.
Ruby: THEN WE GET TO BE AUNTS TO THEIR KIDS!
Yang: I would love to train Goku's kids to be honest.
Blake: I don't think Chichi is going to let us do that. From what we saw ... she seems ... terrifying when she's angry.
The crowd cheered for Goku and Chhichi!
Announcer: I can't believe this folks! For the first time ever, we have two contestants who got together! Let's hear it for Goku and Chichi!
Goku: Hey Chichi, you're kind of clinging to my arm.
Chichi: You're my boyfriend now, this is how couples walk, Silly!
(Y/N): Congrats man! Congrats! I'm happy for you!
Goku: Uh ... thanks.
(Y/N): Damn, Chichi, you look amazing!
Chichi: Oh ... thank you (Y/N). You know, you're cute too. A shame though, I already made my heart to Goku.
(Y/N): Well, you did meet as kids. I can't blame you.
Chichi: And Yamcha, I'm sorry.
(Y/N): Huh?
Yamcha: Well ... uh-
(Y/N): Yamcha?
Chichi: He confessed to me years before!
(Y/N): SERIOUSLY MAN?!
Yamcha: HEY SHUT UP! I WAS IN A ROUGH SPOT OKAY?!
(Y/N): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yamcha: (Y/N) THAT'S NOT FU-
(Y/N): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD! YAMCHA YOU CRACK ME UP, BUDDY!
Yamcha: (facepalm) Why do I even bother?
Yamcha Owned Count: 64...
Goku: Hey Krillin, be careful. Your opponent is no ordinary guy. Give him everything you got from the start!
Krillin: Right!
Krillin went out for his match.
Krillin: Geez, like I'm in any condition to fight now.
Piccolo then appeared.
Piccolo: Come at me whenever you feel like it, Little Nothing.
Krillin: HMPH! You're pretty sure of yourself, aren't you? Well, just to let you know, I'm not holding back at all!
Announcer: And now it's time for our next match, Krillin against Piccolo!
Roshi: P-PICCOLO?!
(Y/N): Oh dear.
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