The Janken Kid is Coming!
Yoshihiro was seen flying through the skies of Morioh.
Yoshihiro: This arrow seeks those with strong desire just as Enyaba told me! If they are chosen by the arrow, those strick by it will not die! Those chosen by the arrow will become my allies! (Y/N) (L/N), Jotaro Kujo, and their friends are searching Morioh for my beloved Yoshikage! I must create more allies to stop them! Now go my arrow! Find someone who's worthy!
The arrow then pointed him to a utility pole.
Yoshihiro flew over there and saw a kid trying to get some fruit.
Yoshihiro: This child could become an ally? Hmm ... I don't know how many more Stand Users the arrow can create ... but fine! I'll use him!
Meanwhile... at Morioh Station...
Rohan was taking pictures to see if he could find Kira.
Ruby: Here he is Mr. Joseph!
Ruby brought Joseph, who was carrying little Shizuka around to Rohan.
Joseph: Ah, you're Rohan Kishibe, the mangaka!
Rohan: Hello Ruby, hello Mr. Joestar.
Joseph: I wanted to ask if you have ever thought about making an English version of your manga. I've been into comics since I was young, but I can't read Japanese too well.
Rohan: Sorry, for some reason, Americans just have bad taste, or they maybe can't understand the subtleties of my work.
Ruby: So, you're still trying to find Kira?
Rohan: Yes. I'm trying to see if it's a commuter.
Ruby: Ah, that makes sense.
Joseph: But aren't there a few thousand commuters in this town? The sign out front says they serve about 5,000 people every day.
Ruby: That's ... a lot.
Rohan: Yes, but if we arrow it down to males aged 25-35, with heights above 175 cm, who dress like company employees, that number drops dramatically. I've narrowed it down to 48 people.
Joseph: But he could use a car instead of a train.
Rohan: We do have to start somewhere though. Just because he has someone else's face that doesn't mean he can effortlessly adopt that life.
Ruby: True. The friends and family of one of these people must have noticed something off. Like the hand fetish. Plus, you got Heaven's Door!
Rohan: Exactly, I can interview them one by one with my Stand. Though I'm concerned that Kira will be found out by new family.
Ruby: True, if he does, he'll use Killer Queen and blow them up. But, it seems that he's laying low. But, bad guys will slip up every now and then.
???: Hey, Mr.!
The boy approached Rohan.
Rohan: Want to play Janken?
The three just stared at him.
Boy: Come on! Janken!
Ruby: Uh ... maybe sometime later, Kid. We're kind of busy. Mr. Joesph, if anything happens, call us.
Joseph: Alright, don't get into too much trouble, you two.
Ruby and Rohan were about to leave, but-
Boy: Hey Mister, you're that mangaka right? didn't your manga go on hiatus? I've been reading every issue of Shonen Jump.
Rohan: YOU STUPID BRAT! LEAVE US ALONE!
Ruby: ROHAN! He's just a kid!
Boy: Yeah, you heard your friend. I just want to play Janken!
Rohan: Ruby, don't you notice anything off about him?
Ruby: What do you mean?
Rohan: Look at that birthmark on his left cheek. It's like a big mole.
Ruby: Hmm ... now that you look at i- OH MY GOSH! IT'S NOT A MOLE! IT'S A GIANT HOLE!
Boy: COME ON! Janken! Janken!
A taxi then rolled up.
Rohan: TAXI!
But the kid got there first.
Rohan: WHA?!
Kid: Now I got you. Let's play Janken for it!
Ruby: Rohan. I think he's-
Rohan: Yes, he's a Stand User.
Rohan: HEAVEN'S DOOR!
Rohan looked into his memories.
Ruby: Well?
Rohan: It says his name is Ken Oyanagi, and he's 11 years old and in the 6th Grade.
Ruby: Oh, he looked a bit younger. But it seems he's a pre-teen! Anything else?
Rohan: He loves soccer, but he played baseball until recently the coach kept complaining about his long hair and he quit. Then he blew his nose on the coach's hat.
Ruby: Gross.
Rohan: He hates peppers and anpan, he likes fatty cuts of meat. And he's afraid of the dentist.
Ruby: I can relate. The Dentist is scary!
Rohan: I don't even see a thing about Stands.
Ruby: Oh, so he's not a Stand User. What about the hole?
Rohan: It came from when he fell off a utility pole.
Ruby: Ouch! Poor Ken! And the Janken?
Rohan: It says that he loves playing it and always leads with scissors.
Ruby: So, he's just a kid who's persistent in playing the game. Okay, I say we-
Cab Driver: Hey, are you going to get in?
Ruby: Hang on!
Ken then got up.
Ken: Okay! Let's go!
Rohan: Fine, if it will get you to leave us alone.
They played and Rohan beat Ken with Rock.
Ruby: Bye Ken!
Ken: I ... lost.
The two got into the taxi and left.
Later...
They went to the cafe where they saw-
(Y/N): Ruby! Rohan?!
You, Yang, Josuke, Okuyasu, and Yukako were there.
Ruby: Hey guys!
(Y/N): In case you're wondering. I was going to take Yukako out a date here, until Yang decided to show up.
Yang: Yeah, and then Josuke, and Okuyasu had nothing better to do, and they came here.
Ruby: Great! And I brought Rohan too!
(Y/N): Oh great, you brought the third-rate mangaka of all people.
Rohan: GRRR! I SHOULDN'T EXPECT SOMEONE LIKE YOU TO UNDERSTAND MY WORK! But your precious friend here, she gets everything I do.
Ruby: Hey, Rohan is a good guy!
Ruby sat with them.
Okuyasu: Come on man, join us.
Rohan: Uh ... I've still got some stuff to do. Maybe next ti-
Ken took his seat.
Ruby: HUH?!
Rohan: HEY! I WAS GOING TO SIT THERE!
Ken: Oh really? I don't see your name on it. Say, have you ordered yet? Doesn't look like it. I mean, I have my rights to take any seat I want you know.
Rohan: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
Ken: Come on, a game of Janken over it?
Rohan: Again with this?!
Waiter: Sir, I'm sorry, but the table is occupied.
Rohan: NO! HE TOOK MY SEAT!
Ken: NO! IT WAS MY TABLE! I SAT HERE ALL ALONG! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Y/N): ROHAN!
Yang: WHAT THE HELL, YOU DICK?!
Yukako: Have you no shame? Making a child cry. You're immature!
Josuke: Come on man, just let him have it.
Ruby: Wait!
Everyone: Huh?
Ruby: I've seen him b- KEN?! Rohan, there's something off about him. Play him again.
Rohan: Fine.
Ken: That's it! Let's go!
They threw their hands and Rohan beats Ken with Paper!
Ken: NO!
Rohan: HA! I GOT YOU! Now get lost Kid!
Ken: Damn it! I lost twice in a row!
You sighed.
Rohan: And you people say I'm immature.
Ruby: Hmmm ...
Ruby went with Rohan to the library...
Ruby: I'm telling you, there's something off about him.
Rohan: No, he's just an annoying brat who wants to-
Ken appeared and took a book that Rohan wanted.
Ken: Hey! Can I buy this book!
Rohan: WHY YOU LITTLE!
Ken: You know the deal.
Rohan: Fine!
They played again, and this time-
Rohan: ROCK!
Rohan punched Ken!
Ruby: ROHAN!
Rohan: QUIT FUCKING AROUND KID! I'll bring your school and your parents into this if you don't stop with the-
Ken: I ... win.
He smirked.
Ruby: Huh?
Ken: I finally won!
He threw Paper.
And then-
Ruby: HUH?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
Rohan: Heaven's Door is getting sucked out!
Ruby: How is that possible?! Wait! HE IS A STAND USER!
Rohan: HEAVEN'S DOOR! Turn him into a book!
But then Ken's Stand appeared!
Rohan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Heaven's Door was taken!
Ken: AWESOME! I didn't think it would do something cool!
Ruby: Try it again Rohan! Try it!
Rohan: TURN HIM INTO A BOOK!
Heaven's Door did so, and Rohan wrote, "I cannot attack Ruby Rose and Rohan Kishibe!"
They were then knocked outside.
Ruby: How did that happen?
Rohan: I don't know. It said that he wasn't a Stand User last time.
Ruby: Yeah, so how did he get a Stand?
Inside of Ken, Rohan read on.
Rohan: "I really want to beat Rohan at Janken." It's about a force of will to surpass me.
Ruby: And it says that the Stand is called Boy II Man. Kira's Dad. He recruited him into being his henchman! He hit him with the Stand Arrow!
Rohan: No, it's possible he's not aware of it. But he's gradually learning.
Ruby: But what does Boy II Man do?
Rohan: Hmm ....
Rohan looked through Ken's pages and saw the ability.
Rohan: Here it is. It says "If I beat someone at Janken I can steal their energy! We play best of 5, and if I win 3 times I get all of their energy. But if they wn, the energy returns to them."
Then the words changed to "I can attack Rohan Kishibe!"
Rohan: WHAT?!
Ken then got up.
Ken: Wow, so these powers are Stands huh? Looks like I have 1/3 of your Stand's power! So now 1/3 of Heaven's Door is under my command!
Ruby: HE REWROTE ROHAN'S COMMANDS?! SHOOT! HE HAS 1/3 OF A POWERFUL STAND LIKE HEAVEN'S DOOR!
Rohan had noticed that-
Ruby: IT'S DAMAGED!
Ken: I can only take 1/3 of it each time I win. But I'm learning!
Rohan: BRAT! DON'T PUSH Y-
Rohan punched himself!
Ruby: ROHAN!
Ken: HAHAHAHAHA! If I control the Stand's arm I control the user's arm too! PAYBACK ASSHOLE!
Ruby: YOUNG MAN! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!
Ken: I don't have to listen to you! You're not my Mom, Lady!
Rohan: Stay out of it Ruby. Ths is personal.
Ruby: Okay Rohan.
Rohan: It's fine, because it's best of 5, and the score is 1-2. So one more loss and he's out. Now listen here Brat, I'm not going to go easy on you just because you're a kid.
Ken: I've prepared and I will surpass you.
Rohan: Good luck with that.
Ken: Wait, I need to think. I beat you with paper. So it's common sense to follow that with scissors or rock. But that would be child's play. I was thinking about being sneaky and throwing paper again. But Mr. Rohan is a smart guy. Hmm ... AHA!
They went for each other, and-
Ken beat Rohan with scissors!
Ruby: NO!
Ken: YES! I GOT YOU! NOW WE'RE EVEN! AND I GET MORE OF HEAVEN'S DOOR!
Ruby: NO!
Heaven's Door lost its head and left arm!
Ken: YES! ONE MORE WIN AND I WILL HAVE SURPASSED ROHAN KISHIBE, THE GREATEST MANGAKA WHO EVER LIVED!
Rohan was feeling weak as he fell down.
Ruby: ROHAN! KEN! STOP! YOU'RE GOIG TO KILL HIM!
Rohan: I am ... fine.
Rohan stood up, but he was trembling.
Ken: I'm not the one who's afraid of losing. We may be 2-2 right now but I lost my 2 right off, and now that I'm serious, I won 2 in a row. It's plain to see which of us is on the rise. Your luck is dropping! You are going down Mr. Rohan!
Yoshihiro watched from above.
Yoshihiro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS PERFECT! I CAN SEE THE ARROW CHOSE WISELY! THIS KID IS GOING TO DEFEAT ROHAN KISHIBE! HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO BEAT (Y/N), JOSUKE, AND JOTARO! THOSE ARE THE EYES OF A TIGER! HE'LL RIP ROHAN TO SHREDS!
Rohan: I know for a fact you won't throw paper next.
Ken: Huh? I don't know about that.
Rohan: Hey, hold up. You said I was dropping on my luck. I've lost twice in a row by throwing rock. So it means rock is unlucky for me.
Ruby: Of course. It's common sense! You can't throw rock again since you already used it twice and lost twice in a row!
Ken: Well, I'll still win!
The two threw their hands and-
Ruby: A TIE!
They both threw paper!
And then they went at it again!
Ken: I CAN'T LOSE HERE! I'M IN THE ZONE!
They went at it again, but Rohan's knees fell down.
Ruby: ROHAN!
They threw again, and it was Rock! A tie!
Ken: DAMN! I was concerned about doing it right! I overthought!
Rohan: His luck has run out. guess rock wasn't unlucky after all.
Then Yoshihiro saw Josuke and Joseph.
Yoshihiro: SHIT!
Ken: GRAMPS! OVER HERE! LET'S PLAY JANKEN!
Ruby: JOSUKE! MR. JOSEPH! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! HE WORKS FOR KIRA'S DAD!
Yoshihiro: WHY YOU LITTLE BRAT! HOW DARE YOU!
Ruby: COME ON ROHAN! YOU CAN DO IT!
Ken: So? I won't lose!
Rohan and Ken went at it once again, and-
Rohan played paper and Ken played scissors!
Ken: YES! I-
But his hand changed into a fist, Rock!
Ken: WHAT?!
Heaven's Door was back to normal!
Ruby: YES!
Rohan: I win.
Ken: WHY?! WHY DID IT TURN TO ROCK?!
Rohan: Your luck left when Joseph Joestar showed up.
Then Ruby heard baby noises.
Ruby: SHIZUKA!
Shizuka appeared in Rohan's hands.
Ruby then saw, "Disappeared and turn the kid's fingers to rock."
Ruby: YES! WAY TO GO!
Rohan: Now I will write, "For the rest of my life, I will never win at Janken. My Stand will fall apart."
But then Ken took Shizuka!
Ruby: SHIZUKA!
Ken: STAND BACK! BOTH OF YOU! ONE MORE STEP AND THE BABY GETS IT!
Ruby: NO!
Yoshihiro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PERFECT!
Ken: Just try using your Stands now! That is, if you don't care what happens to this baby!
Rohan: Let her go! This is between you and me!
Ken: DON'T TRY TO LECTURE ME YOU CHEATER! YOU CHEATED!
Rohan: LET HER GO NOW!
Ken: You owe me another game! You used the baby against me, so now I am too! You play me and I won't do anything to her!
Rohan: Fine!
Ken put Shizuka down as Ruby grabbed her.
Ruby: It's okay Shizuka, Aunt Ruby is here!
Rohan and Ken went at it as Rohan kept beating Ken at every game!
Ken: NO! NO! NO! I'M LOSING! I- LUCK'S ON YOUR FAVOR! YOU HAVE AL OF YOUR LUCK!
Yoshihiro: ARGH! I THOUGHT THAT CHILD WS A DIMWIT FROM TEH START I MUST RENEW MY SEARCH!
Yoshihiro took off.
Ruby: Now Rohan! Take his Stand out of commission!
Rohan: Right. He won't be a threat anymore.
Ken: NO! I WON'T LET YOU CONTROL ME! I'D RATHER DIE!
He jumped into the street as a truck came!
Ruby: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rohan: Heh, you know what? I think I like you kid, you got guts! You are manga material!
He leaped out as the truck driver saw-
Truck Driver: WHERE DID THIS PHOTO COME FROM?! AAAAAAAAAAAGH!
He swerved around them.
Ruby: Whew, that was close.
Ken: How? It .... it was luck. Becuase you have luck on your side. But you could have died.
Rohan: Kd, you grow up fast.
Ruby: Well done Rohan. Well done.
She then went to Ken and whacked him on the head!
Ken: OW! WHAT AS-
Ruby: LISTEN HERE! NEVER EVER DO THAT AGAIN! LIFE IS PRECIOUS AND YOU MUST CHERISH THE LIFE YOU HAVE! NEVER THROW IT AWAY ON SOMETHING AS LITTLE AS ROCK PAPER SCISSORS .... OR JANKEN!
Ken: (Sigh) You're right. I lost.
Josuke and Joseph appeared.
Joseph: ROHAN! HAVE YOU SEEN THE BABY?!
Josuke: SHE DISAPPEARED!
Ruby: Don't worry boys, she's right here.
Ruby returned Shizuka
Meanwhile...
We see the new Kira!
Kira: Damn it! It's hard to show my real nature around people. It's like my deep desires on these women with pretty hands are taunting me. I just ... I want to choke them to death.
???: OH HONEY!
Shinobu came in with a skimpy dress.
Shinobu: I made you some tea! I'll just leave it here for you.
She began to undo her dress, and Kira saw her hands.
Kira: I ... I just want to ... I-
He got up and began to move to her, as if he was going to strangle her!
Shinobu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
She fell back.
Shinobu: H-Honey.
Kira: SHIT! I can't kill her. If I do ... then I'm outed. I have to suppress my urges. Sorry Shinobu, I didn't mean to scare you.
Shinobu: Right. I THINK I'VE FALLEN FOR HIM! HE WAS GOING TO UNDO MY DRESS! HE'S NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE! EEEEEEEE!
Little did they know ... they were being watched...
???: That's the first time in a long time that mom's been naked in front of Dad.
Hayato Kawajiri
Hayato began to record everything.
Hayato: Just what are you hiding ... Dad?
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