You, Goku, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang all stared at the strange man. 

(Y/N): Who in the hell is that? 

Yang: More like what is that? I've never seen a thing like this! 

???: Oh look at that, a woman who doesn't know any better. What are the odds? 

Weiss: Okay, that doesn't give you the right to be an asshole. 

Mr. Popo: Anyway Maggots, I'm Mr. Popo. I'm the right-hand man of the gracious Kami. 

Ruby: And that gives you the right to call us maggots? 

Mr. Popo: Oh and there's another woman who doesn't know any better. 

Ruby: HEY! I- Man, I walked into that one. 

Mr. Popo: Anyway, this is the pecking order. First there's the dirt, then the worms inside of the dirt. Then you. Then me. And then Kami. Any questions? 

Weiss: Yeah, why d- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Weiss was kicked off the Lookout by Mr. Popo! 

(Y/N): WEISS! 

Ruby: HEY! 

Mr. Popo: HA! Enjoy the climb back up, Bitch! 

Ruby: WHY YOU! YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT! 

Mr. Popo just smirked. 

Ruby: KA ... ME ...- 

(Y/N): NO RUBY WAIT! 

Ruby: HE HURT WEISS! HE'S GOING TO REGRET IT! 

(Y/N): But- 

Ruby: I GOT THIS (Y/N)! HA ... ME ... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 

Ruby fired the Kamehameha Wave at Mr. Popo, but he just laughed at ate it! 

Ruby: WHAT?! 

Goku: HOLY COW! HE ATE THE KAMEHAMEHA WAVE! 

(Y/N): This guy is out of our league. I sensed it from the start. 

Mr. Popo: Oh good, one of you does have a brain. 

Weiss then appeared, angry. 

Weiss: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?! 

Mr. Popo: My problem is Ice Queen, that none of you are fit to even look at Kami. Now go home. 

Ruby: NO WAIT! We need to talk to Kami! Shenron is dead and he can bring him back! 

Mr. Popo: I don't care. All of you are just stupid maggots who- 

???: Mr. Popo. 

Mr. Popo: Oh ... Kami. 

???: This is no time for games. The girl is right. Shenron must be brought back. 

Goku: AGH! PICCOLO! HE'S ALI- 

You hit Goku on the head. 

(Y/N): That's not him moron! Look, Piccolo was young when we last saw him due to his wish. 

Mr. Popo just smiled. 

Mr. Popo: Again, you seem to be the one with the brains here. 

(Y/N): Thanks, but Blake can be smarter than me sometimes. 

Blake: (blushing) Ha. Thanks. 

Yang: So, you're Kami? 

Kami: That is correct my young friends. I'm sorry if Mr. Popo was rude to any of you. He loves to do what he pleases. 

Weiss: Got a taste of that. 

Mr. Popo: Oh quit being such a Drama Queen, Drama Queen. 

Weiss: But- 

Mr. Popo: Drama Queen! 

Weiss: I- 

Mr. Popo: DRAMA QUEEEEEEEEEEN! 

Weiss: Ugh, there's just arguing with this asshole. 

Goku: So, why do you look so much like Piccolo? 

Kami: That's because a long time ago, he and I were the same person. 

(Y/N): WOAH! And you came up here when you learned about the previous Guardian? 

Kami: That is correct. You see, even the gods aren't immune to death. So, I wanted to become the next Guardian. But he would never appoint me. He looked inside of me and saw evil. I trained hard to expel that evil. And that's how I became the new Guardian. 

Ruby: And I guess the evil part of you became King Piccolo? 

Kami: Correct. 

Blake: Luckily we don't need to worry about him anymore. 

Yang: Yeah, that guy was a total asshole! So, can you- 

Kami: Yes. I can bring Shenron back. I created him and I can revive him! 

Goku: Thanks! 

(Y/N): You're a great guy, Kami! 

Kami: Also, there is something you should know. 

Ruby: What? 

Kami: I would rather you not say about this to anyone. 

(Y/N): Why? 

Kami: Humans have to depend on themselves to fight their battles. They can't keep depending on a God forever. 

(Y/N): You're right. And humans never give up the fight no matter how ugly it gets. The one thing they have better than others, is determination! 

Kami: Yes my Young Friend. That is true. Now Mr. Popo, bring Shenron over. 

Mr. Popo: Right away, Kami. 

He disappeared and brought a case with a crumbled dragon statue. 

Weiss: It's amazing how friendly he is with Kami and yet he's so rude to us. 

Kami: That's just how he is. He's not exactly best with people except for me. 

(Y/N): So, you're just going to put him back together? 

Mr. Popo: It's not simple like a puzzle, Maggot. Kami is the one who's going to bring life into him. 

(Y/N): Cheeky. 

Kami: Truth be told, I was considering just leaving Shenron as he is. I created the Dragon Balls to lend courage and hope to those who struggle upon earth but everyone used them for greed. But, you people. You've shown me that the Dragon Balls should still exist. All of your battles, told me so. 

(Y/N): You've ... watched over us? 

Kami: Yes my Boy. Every battle you six have been through shows me that there is hope for humanity. 

Mr. Popo: Done! 

Kami: Very well. 

Kami fired a beam at the statue and it shot downwards. 

(Y/N): Thanks Kami! So ... 

Kami: Yes, the Dragon Balls will be at full power. 

(Y/N): YES! 

Kami: But you should know something else. Thre years from now, at the next Tenkaichi Budokai, Piccolo will return. 

Goku: WHAT?! But he's dead! 

Kami: Actually, before King Piccolo died, he shot one egg out of his body. 

(Y/N): Shit. 

Kami: But this is no ordinary son of Piccolo. He's Piccolo's reincarnation. 

Ruby: AH! Piccolo Jr.! 

Weiss: We are not calling him that, it's stupid. 

(Y/N): Right, so just Piccolo. Not King Piccolo. Just Piccolo. 

Kami: One of you must remain here to train. The rest, I know in my heart you have the strength to continue onwards and get stronger. 

Goku: I'll do it! 

(Y/N): Goku? 

Ruby: But- 

Goku: It's fine. Besides, you guys are fine on your own! There's much I have to learn. And I'm willing to do it! But first- WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?! 

You all fell down, yes, including Mr. Popo and Kami. 

Kami: Inside the door ... to the left. 

Goku: THANKS! 

He ran off. 

Mr. Popo: That boy is an idiot. 

Weiss: Yeah, something you and I agree on. Wait, you two were originally one ... so if Piccolo dies then- 

(Y/N): You die, Kami. 

Kami: It can't be helped. I have to take responsibility for Piccolo's actions. Since no God is given the power to destroy himself, I've been waiting a long time for people like you. You all will find a way. 

(Y/N): Thanks Kami! 

Until next tournament, you guys would be ready! 

Meanwhile... 

A young boy who looked like Piccolo came out of his egg. 

Piccolo: Father ... I will ... avenge you.