Five pods landed near Frieza's ship as five figures got out of each one. 

???: MEN! INTRODUCTIONS! 

The five do various poses to make themselves known! 

Recoome (The Musclehead of the Ginyu Force! He tends to talk in the third-person! The only people he shows compassion to are his comrades! Before joining the Ginyu Force, he studied ballet, giving him enhanced agility! He's an Intergalactic Pro Wreslter in his down time!) 

Recoome: RECOOME! 

Burter (The Fastest of the Ginyu Force! He claims to be the fastest guy in the universe! Though, he really can't stand to be beaten by others who can be faster than him! He is best friends with the Second in Command, Jeice, who is the man he relies on the most! Back in his youth, he was raised by his very strict mother, who often punished him for beatings, and lack of food if he wasn't fast on his chores!) 

Burter: BURTER! 

Jeice (The Second in Command of the Ginyu Force! If you notice that he has an Australian Accent, well that's because he's from Space Australia! Back in his youth, he was in the little leagues baseball team, where he developed his iconic attack, the Crusher Ball! He is best friends with Burter!)

Jeice: JEICE! 

Guldo (The shortest and strangest of the Ginyu Force! This amphibian-like alien is a powerful perverted psychic who used his powers to remove women's clothing, including their dresses, bra, and panties! Not only that, but he stole a lot of other things that he could get his hands on! The only people who seem to care about him are his teammates!) 

Guldo: GULDO! 

Captain Ginyu (The Leader of the Ginyu Force and Frieza's Right Hand Man! His special power is to steal other people's bodies! Back in his past, he stole the body of a rich and wealthy man in order to get all the ladies! Though he quickly learned that strength should come before status! He is looked highly upon by his subordinates as a great leader, and he values their dedication! Not only that, but he is supremely loyal to Frieza, and will do anything to please him!) 

Ginyu: GINYU! AND WE ARE-

Ginyu Force: THE GINYU FORCE! 

Frieza: 

https://youtu.be/V9W9JS8IokQ

Ginyu: Lord Frieza, we are here at your beck and call. 

Recoome: AND TO BUST SOME HEADS! 

Ginyu: Quite. But first, Jeice? 

Jeice: Sure thing Captain. Here you go Lord Frieza, the new up-to-date scouters. 

Jeice handed over a briefcase with new scouters inside. 

Frieza: Good, and do they have the ringtone? 

Ginyu: Just as you requested. 

Scouter: 

https://youtu.be/H9NFvegp57c

Frieza: Glorious. Now I'm sure you're all well aware, but Vegeta and some annoying pests have taken the Dragon Balls I had. 

Recoome: Vegeta? 

Burter: Little Veggie? 

Guldo: GRRRR! Vegeta. 

Recoome: Recoome can't believe he had it in him.

Burter: I know right? 

Frieza: Yes, it turns out that Dodoria and Zarbon weren't enough for this job. So, I want you to bring the Dragon Balls back. 

Ginyu: Understood. But would you like them dead or alive? 

Frieza: Well, what do you think? 

Ginyu: Dead it is! 

https://youtu.be/7JxSpRlUTC8

Back with you guys... 

(Y/N): Okay, we should be getting closer! 

Vegeta: THEY'RE ALREADY HERE! 

Yang: Sheesh, calm down Mr. Prince of Two and a Half People. No offense Gohan. 

Gohan: None taken. 

You all then arrived by the Dragon Balls that Vegeta had hidden. 

Vegeta: Yes! We got here in time! Now- 

You then looked at him suspiciously. 

(Y/N): Take them out slowly. 

Vegeta: WHAT?! 

Ruby: We still don't trust you. 

Weiss: Exactly Vegeta, do what (Y/N) said, now. 

Vegeta: YOU IDIOTS! THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR THAT! THE GINYU FORCE ARE GOING TO BE HERE ANY SECOND AND- 

Ginyu: Hi Vegeta. 

Vegeta: Hi Ginyu. WH- 

He turned to see all five of them standing there. 

Vegeta: 

https://youtu.be/IoAQmpch-xw

Play from 0:19-0:31... 

Ruby: Wow. That was- 

Blake: He just used too many swear words for me to keep track of. 

Yang: It's Vegeta, what do you expect? 

Blake: True. 

Ginyu: Are you done now? 

Vegeta: Yes. 

Ginyu: Very good. Now to get straight to the point, I want those two Dragon Balls you have there. 

(Y/N): Not on your life you purple horned bastard! 

Jeice: HEY! YOU SHOW RESPECT MONKEY! NO ONE SPEAKS TO THE CAPTAIN THAT WAY! 

Blake: Are all of Frieza's men racist? Because this is really making me angry! 

Krillin: Yeah, well tough luck finding the other Dragon Balls! 

Recoome: Captain, the others are right behind us. 

Krillin: AW CRAPBASKETS! 

Ruby: Oh, you say that too. 

Vegeta: Please kill those two, honestly they won't be missed. 

(Y/N): HEY! WATCH IT ASSHOLE! 

Ginyu: Well I do believe that accounts for everything. Now then before I leave with these Dragon Balls to Lord Frieza, is there anything you want to say Vegeta? 

https://youtu.be/RZWcaYs_tDU

Play from 0:09-end... 

Ruby: You want to test that Blue Guy? 

Weiss: You're seriously going to taunt him like that? 

Ruby: He's asking for it. 

Vegeta: Well we're going to die anyway, so- BLONDIE! BREAK THE BALL! 

Yang: WHAT?! I- 

Vegeta: PUNCH THE DAMN THING! 

Yang: AH SCREW IT! 

(Y/N): WHAT?! NO YANG DON'T! 

Yang: WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! HAAA! 

But before Yang could hit it, it disappeared. 

And Guldo grabbed it. 

Yang: THE FUCK?! 

Gohan: How did he- 

Vegeta: Guldo. He can stop time. 

(Y/N): Oh crap. Another guy who can stop time? 

Guldo: YEAH! YOU SEE THIS VEGETA?! THIS IS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME IN THE PAST! 

Flashback...

Vegeta and Guldo walked past each other. 

Guldo: Hey Vegta how's it going? 

Vegeta: Oh hello Guldo. Do you want a biscuit boy? You want a biscuit? 

Guldo: Do you think I'm a dog? 

Vegeta: Have a biscuit! 

He then threw a dog treat at Guldo's face. 

Guldo: GRRRRRRR! 

End of Flashback... 

Guldo: And now, it will be you who rolls over and plays de- 

Vegeta then threw another dog treat at him. 

Yang: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MAN! THAT IS HILARIOUS! 

Guldo: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR! 

Ginyu: Alright Guldo, calm down. Now I think we should decide who gets to fight who. 

Burter: Then that means- 

Jeice: We're doing- 

Ginyu: That's right. Everyone's favorite game! 

Ginyu Force: WHEEL OF DEATH! 

Ginyu: As for the rules, whoever spins this wheel will decide who gets to fight who. 

Weiss: WAIT WHAT?! 

Weiss saw a big wheel. 

Weiss: WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO SET THIS UP?! And- 

She saw a camera. 

Weiss: Is ... is that a camera?! WHO'S THE SADISTIC ASSHOLE WHO WATCHES THIS CRAP?! 

Frieza was watching from his ship. 

Frieza: I love this show. 

Ginyu: Alright, first up is- 

Guldo spun the wheel. 

Guldo: Come on Vegeta! Come on Vegeta! 

He got stuck with Blake and Yang. 

Guldo: OH COME ON! RESPIN! RESPIN! 

Recoome: Lucky little bastard got two of them. 

Burter: Okay, my turn. 

Burter spun the wheel round and round and got Ruby. 

Ruby: OH IT'S ON! I'll outrace you! 

Burter: You threatening me Red? Like you could catch up to me. 

Jeice: Easy there Burter, you never know what those bloody monkeys could pull. 

Weiss: I have to ask. What's up with your accent? 

Jeice: I'm from Space Australia. 

Weiss: (blinking) Space ... Australia? 

Jeice: Well if you want to be more accurate, Space Brisbin. GO SPACE BRONCOS! 

Weiss: So, it's like Australia, except- 

Jeice: In space. 

Weiss: Right. 

Jeice spun the wheel and got Weiss. 

Burter: So, then that means Recoome gets to fight the rest of them then. 

Recoome: YES! IN YOUR FACES! RECOOME GETS VEGETA! 

Yang: Man, I wanted to fight that guy. 

Recoome: Vegeta, your time is coming! Soon, you will face the End-All, the Be-All, the Plead-All... REEEECOOOOME!

Recoome did a bunch of ridiculous poses as he did that. 

Gohan: I swear, I don't even know what's going on anymore. 

Blake: You and me both, Gohan. 

Ginyu: Alright men, I'll be heading off now. try not to mess up your uniforms, and be back 5:00. 

Ginyu Force: YES SIR, CAPTAIN! 

Ginyu: Ciao. 

Ginyu took off with all 7 Dragon Balls. 

(Y/N): And there go all the Dragon Balls. 

Vegeta: I bet you feel pretty stupid right now. 

(Y/N): OH SHUT UP VEGETA, YOU FEEL FOR THAT TRICK I DID BEFORE! 

Vegeta: DON'T YOU DARE BRING THAT UP RIGHT NOW! 

(Y/N): OH I WILL BRING IT UP RIGHT NOW, MR. BIGGER EGO THAN BIGGER STRENGTH! 

You both began butting heads. 

Blake: Guess we have no choice. Yang, get ready. 

Yang: Don't worry Babe, I got your back! 

The two released their chi as Guldo looked concerned. 

Guldo: HUH?! 

The then appeared behind him and punched him in the face! 

Guldo: AGH! 

Yang: Come on little man, get up! 

Blake: Do you want to underestimate us? 

Guldo: HOW DARE YOU! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I CAN DO! 

Yang then charged at him. 

Yang: OH YEAH?! THEN BRING IT ON SHORTY! 

But then time stopped and Yang was crushed by a rock. 

Blake: YANG! 

Guldo: See that? That was just a taste of my- HUH?! 

Yang then threw it off. 

Yang: GEEZ! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! 

Guldo: That ... was supposed to crush you. 

Blake: You okay? 

Yang: Yeah, careful Blake, this bastard can stop time. But, he'll be running out of time soon enough! Get it? 

Blake: Make your jokes when we in. LET'S GO! 

They went back for Guldo, but- 

Guldo: YOU FOOLS! 

He used his psychic powers to trap them! 

Blake: AGH! Can't move! 

Yang: I ... YOU BASTARD! 

Guldo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My psychic powers are unrivaled across the galaxy! YOU ALL JUST MOCKED ME! EVERYONE STOOD THERE AND MOCKED ME! BUT I AM IN CONTROL NOW! AND YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH! FOR I AM YOUR- Why can't I feel my everything? 

Guldo's head was on the ground. 

Guldo: Oh. 

You cut off his head, and caught Blake and Yang. 

(Y/N): You two okay? 

Blake: Yeah, thanks (Y/N). 

Yang: Sorry that- 

(Y/N): It's fine. You two were doing great at first. 

Recoome, Burter, and Jeice were in shock. 

Burter: Wow, that guy was fast ... but ... not as fast as me ... because ... you know ... fastest in the univer- 

Jeice: We get it mate. 

Guldo: So, this is it. The end of the road. The end of- 

Vegeta threw a dog treat at Guldo's head. 

Guldo: I fucking hate you. 

Vegeta: I know. 

He then blasted Guldo to smithereens. 

(Y/N): Okay, that's one down and three more to go. Okay assholes, who's next? 

Recoome: RECOOME WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS HUMILIATION! AN ATTACK ON ONE OF THE GINYU FORCE IS AN ATTACK ON ALL OF US! 

Ruby: I'll admit, they seem to be great friends amongst each other. Even if- 

Weiss: They work for a monster like Frieza? 

Ruby: Yep. That. 

Meanwhile ... 

Ginyu returned to Frieza. 

Ginyu: Here you go Lord Frieza. 

Frieza: Wow, good work Ginyu. Honestly, I should have called you here sooner. My God, they're beautiful. Immortality is just within my grasp. 

Ginyu: To celebrate this glorious occasion, I shall do the Dance of Joy! 

Ginyu was ready to dance. 

Frieza: No, that won't be necessary. 

Ginyu: Actually it is. I'm contracted by your father to dance the Dance of Joy every post successful mission. 

Frieza: Ugh, proceed.