(Y/N): HEY! GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU SAVAGES! 

You shooed away some kids who were pelting Darkness with rocks! 

(Y/N): Darkness, what are you doing?! 

Darkness: What does it look like (Y/N)? This charm represents that I worship Eris, and the Axis Church mistreats those who- 

(Y/N): FOR GOD'S SAKE WOMAN! TAKE IT OFF! 

Darkness: NO! I REFUSE! 

Later... 

You went to go and take a bath. 

(Y/N): Wait. Are those ... voices. 

???: That church is finished. Their sacred bath is done for just like the others. With luck, all we have to do is wait. And when you live as long as we do, what's 10 or 20 years? 

(Y/N): Wait ... is this the work of the Demon King's Army? 

???2: Hans, you don't have to tell me every detail. I came here for a refreshing bath. Leave me out of the rest. 

You then came in to see two people. 

Hans

Wolbach

Hans: (whispering) Did he hear us? 

Wolbach: (whispering back) I dont' know. He's starting at us. Maybe at me. 

Hans: Uh ... I have to go. Take your time. 

He then left. 

(Y/N): Right. 

Wolbach: You're not from around here are you? 

(Y/N): No. My party and I came here to rest in the baths. 

Wolbach: Oh really? I did too. You look a bit young to need healing though. 

(Y/N): I had a near-death experience. 

Wolbach: I see. I wasn't quite able to steal all my power after fighting the other half of my body. I hoped the baths here would help me get my strength back. 

(Y/N): What? That's a lot to take in. 

Wolbach: You wouldn't happen to be friends with someone from the Crimson Demons would you? 

(Y/N): Actually yes. You know about the Crimson Demons? 

Wolbach: Yes, I taught her magic myself. If I could only find my missing piece, then I wouldn't need these baths after all. Well, I think it's been a good day. You woudln't mind turning away, right? 

(Y/N): (blushing) Oh! Right! 

You did so as she left. 

(Y/N): What a gal. She's quite the specimen. 

Yang: GERONIMO! 

Yang splashed herself in. 

(Y/N): HEY! YANG! This isn't a pool! 

Blake: That's what I've been trying to tell her. 

Weiss: Did you think she was going to listen? 

Ruby: I bet it's so nice! 

All of Team RWBY got in. 

(Y/N): Mixed Bathing is great. 

Yang: You're just saying that because you get to look at our breasts. 

(Y/N): HEY! Who do you think I am, Mineta?! 

Yang: No, that would make you deplorable, which you aren't. He's a little nuisance! HA! Get it?! Because he's- 

(Y/N): Short, yeah, I know. 

Ruby: Hey, we're here to relax, not complain. So, let's all take a deep breath and- 

Everyone: (deep breath and exhale) Ah. 

Weiss: This, this is truly blissful. 

Blake: I doubt any problems are coming this w- 

???: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 

(Y/N): Oh no. 

Blake: Aqua? 

Ruby, Weiss, and Yang: Aqua. 

And so... 

Aqua was crying into Wiz's chest!

Wiz: Uh ... Lady Aqua, your tears are kind of stinging me. Can you please not cry? 

Aqua: (crying) ALL I DID WAS GET IN THEIR BATH?! 

(Y/N): What did Aqua do this time? 

Wiz: Oh (Y/N), Lady Aqua purified the Axis Church Hot Spring when she got in. 

Aqua: But how could they chase me out of my own church? The manager was ticked and when I explained who I was, he just laughed at me! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING WRONG HERE! 

Blake: How is there something wrong? 

Aqua: I didn't do it on purpose! True, I even purifier that one bath that had all of darkness's expensive special soap in it, but it took me forever to purify the Axis Bath! Watch! 

She purified some coffee quickly! 

Aqua: See? 

Weiss: Yeah, because that's all your good for. 

Aqua: GOD DAMN IT! THIS IS NO TIME TO BE AN ICE QUEEN ... ICE QUEEN! What I mean is that that bath took so long it must have been polluted! 

(Y/N): Oh no. 

Everyone: What? 

(Y/N): The thing is, I think I overheard these two people talking about how they were going to pollute the baths. I think the Demon King's Army is here, trying to hurt the Axis Church. 

Aqua: Then there's one thing we must do! 

Much later... 

Aqua came before the entire town with a megaphone! 

Aqua: LISTEN UP ALL CITIZENS! THE DEMON KING'S ARMY IS ATTEMPTING TO DESTROY YOUR TOWN! 

Kazuma: What's she doing? 

(Y/N): Trying to make a point. 

Aqua: What's their scheme you ask? THEY ARE POISONING THE TOWN'S HOT SPRINGS! 

Citizen: I was jut in one of them, and I feel fine! 

Aqua: That's because I went around purifying the baths! All the springs in this area are clean, but we can't rest yet! I have a request for you all! Please stay out of the baths until this incident is resolved! 

Citizen 2: But Priestess, this is a hot spring resort, if people don't bathe, then the money dries up. Why would they want to poison our baths anyway? 

Aqua: Because they want to make the baths unstable so the Axis Church will run out of funds! 

Citizen: HEY! It's like she's calling it plain water! 

Aqua: Fine then! This will convince you! I AM AQUA! O BELOVED DISCIPLES OF THE AXIS CHURCH, DEAR BELIEVERS, I AM YOUR BEAUTIFUL WATER GODDESS! 

Citizens: BULLSHIT! YOU MAY HAVE THE BLURE HAIR AND EYES! BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE LADY AQUA! 

Aqua: NO! I AM! I- 

Someone threw dog poop at her. 

Aqua: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 

(Y/N) and Kazuma: Yep, this was definitely coming. 

The Next Day... 

You informed everyone on what was going on, and then using your senses, you found a pitch-black spring. 

Ruby: Uh ... this is it? 

Aqua: AHA! POISON! IT'S POISON! 

Aqua reached in to purify it, but- 

Aqua: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! HOT HOT HOT! IT'S BURNING! 

Blake: Why would you jut stick your arm in?

(Y/N): Weiss! 

Weiss: RIGHT! 

You and Weiss froze it. 

Aqua: Thank you (Y/N)! And Weiss ... a little bit. 

Weiss: WHAT DO YOU MEAN A LITTLE BIT?! 

Aqua then purified it. 

Aqua: I can't easily reach the water in the pipes though, so it'll be a while before the springs are usable again. 

Yang: HEY! OVER THERE! That's our guy! 

Yang pointed over to- 

(Y/N): YOU! 

It was Hans. 

Aqua: You have some nerve poisoning the town's hot springs! 

Hans: Who are you? Only the manager is allowed here. I'm just meaning the- 

(Y/N): Don't play dumb. I overheard you saying about what you were going to do. 

Hans: I don't know what you're talking about. You can search me all you want, but you won't- 

Wiz: HANS?! 

Hans: Oh crap. Uh ... who is Hans? 

Wiz: It's me Wiz! You know me? I'm the Lich! 

Hans: You mean that terrifying undead monster? Look, I don't have poison. 

Wiz: Oh yeah, you're a variant of deadly poison slime aren't you? Hans! Was it really you poisoning these hot springs?! Was it? You were always quite the shape-shifter weren't you Hans? 

Hans: Uh ... I think I forgot something, I have to g- 

Ruby: Not so fast Hans! 

Blake: You're not going anywhere, Hans. 

(Y/N): How about you drop the act, Ha- 

Hans: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! STOP IT! HANS THIS AND HANS THAT! STOP SAYING MY NAME! OF ALL THE LUCK THAT WIZ IS HERE! YOU SAID YOU LEFT THE CASTLE TO GO SET UP A SHOP SOMEWHERE! WHY ARE YOU HERE?! 

Wiz: Th-That hurts! I do work! But somehow, the more I work, the poorer I get! 

Hans: We put years on scouting, planning, and preparation into this! But I never counted on troublemakers like you. Guess I have no choice. 

(Y/N): Okay, you want to talk big? I'll have you know, I took down your friends, Verdia, and Vanir. 

Hans: WHAT?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DEFEAT VERDIA AND VANIR?! 

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Hans: You're just a runt! 

(Y/N): Oh, you really want to test that? Please, you're just a stupid slime! If you were a King Slime, then I would be threatened, but you're just a normal, dumbass slime! Not even the Dark Lord would want you as a minion! 

Hans: HA! I'll have you know, I'm a General of the Demon King, Hans the Shape Shifting Deadly Poison Slime! 

Aqua: (Y/N), slimes aren't weaklings! Physical attacks hardly affect them, magic doesn't do much, and they consume anything in their path! If a slime gets ahold of you, that's it! I can't even bring you back if he dissolves your bones! 

(Y/N): So? 

Hans: HA! YOU WANT TO TEST ME?! DIE YOU- 

But as he threw the poison at you- 

(Y/N): HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

You went Super Saiyan, and the poison dissolved. 

Hans: H-Huh?! 

(Y/N): DETROIT SMASH! 

You hit Hans right in the face! 

(Y/N): I'm no ordinary runt, jackass!