The Cat who Loved Kira!
Kira came home after a long day, and was about to take his shoes off until he realized something.
Kira: Hmm ... Kosaku Kawajiri's shoes are too big for my feet. If I don't do something that bitch Shinobu, and that little shit Hayato are going to notice. I'd better find replacements qui-
Shinobu: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! HONEY!
Shinobu came running at top speed to her "husband!"
Shinobu: THERE'S SOMETHING SCARY IN THE BASEMENT!
She then jumped into his arms.
Shinobu: It may have been scary, but at least it gave me a chance to give this handsome hunk a tight squeeze!
Kira's killer instincts were kicking in.
Shinobu: So, I was in the kitchen and I ran out of bottled water, so I went down to get some, and there was some strange cat sitting on the sack of potatoes in the corner?
Kira: A cat?
Shinou: It was one I've never seen around here before. That wasn't the scary part though.
Flashback...
Shinou went to the basement and saw the cat.
Shinobu: Where'd you come from pretty kitty?
It slammed it's pay down in anger.
Shinobu: It's wary of me. I'm trying to appear friendly though. Cats will think you're challenging them if you look them directly in the eye. Maybe if I look away, I should be able to get closer.
She turned away.
Shinobu: You're so pretty! Come on, I'm friendly! No need to be afraid of me!
Then she noticed that the cat was backing its paw.
Not only that, the window was open.
Shinobu: That must be how it got in. Well, I can't let it stay down here forever. It might have fleas, or try to mark its territory. I've got to calm it down. I'll just convince it I'm not its enemy!
She rolled on her back.
Shinobu: Hey, look at me, I'm totally submissive, right? Have you calmed down now?
It then brought it's paw out and glared at Shinobu.
She stopped and it ignored her and began to groom itself.
Shinobu: What am I doing? This cat is being all "This is my house now! Get lost!" What do I care what it thinks? It's making me mad!
She grabbed a brush.
Shinobu: GET OUT OR I'LL KILL YOU!
She threw the brush, but it smacked it away with its tail!
It then began to roll on the potatoes.
Shinobu: WHY YOU!
She grabbed a broom and charged at it!
And then the cat jumped onto the ceiling!
Next thing Shinobu knew, there was a hole in the neck!
Shinobu got so scared, she kept trying to hit it over and over again!
Present...
Shinobu: And that's what happened!
Kira: It had a hole huh?
He went down to see and saw a huge mess!
Shinobu: Is it gone? Did it leave?
Kira: No, it's dead.
Shinobu: WHAT?! It died?
She then saw the corpse.
Kira: It looks like you accidentally broke some bottles, nad it landed on the shards and got stuck in its throat.
Shinobu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WAS JUT SWINGING THE BROOM AROUND! I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT IT!
Kira: YOu jut made a mistake. It's not your fault. It was just unlucky.
Shinobu: NO! I ... I NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Soon...
Kira buried the cat's body in the garden.
Kira: There was a hole in the throat, but it'sbeen mangled by glass. I can't tell if it was a Stand User or a coincidence. Well, it's probably the latter.
The next day...
A plant grew.
And it meowed.
Stray Cat
Stray Cat: Meow. Where am I? What's going on here?
The cat tried to remember what happened. He was peacefully lazing about in a tree two days ago when he was struck by an arrow. He survived, but took shelter in the Kawajiri house.
Stray Cat: Hmm ... maybe I should just groom myself to calm down.
He moved about and then sniffed himself.
Stray Cat: Why do I smell planty? Maybe my forepaw has grass stuck to it? Well, I'll of for the tail, and- AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! MY TAIL! WHERE IS IT?! MY TAIL IS SECOND ONLY TO MY FACE! IT'S GONE!
He saw a fly and tried to catch it, but he couldn't jump.
Stray Cat: What's going on here?! Why can't I jump?! My legs are stuck!
He looked down to see that he was a plant.
Stray Cat: WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!
Shinobu came outside.
Shinobu: My husband said he buried it. Was it around here? No, it's better if I don't know. I'm sorry poor kitty. It makes me feel bad just thinking about it.
Stray Cat: Who is this woman? I think I've seen her. But I don't think I-
Then he saw the broom.
Stray Cat: A BROOM?! OF COURSE! NOW I REMEMBER! SHE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH THE BROOM! I DIDN'T DO A THING TO HER, AND SHE STILL TRIED TO GET ME! THAT'S RIGHT! AND AFTER THAT I COUDLN'T MOVE ANYMORE! AND I WAS HIT BY GLASS AND I DIED! THAT DAMN WOMAN! IT'S HER FAULT I'M A PLANT!
He then fired an air bullet straight at Shinobu's big toe!
Shinobu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Stray Cat: HUh? What was that?
Shinobu rolled in pain as he sandals flew off her feet and she grabbed her right foot in pain!
Stray Cat: How did I do that? Her toenail flew off! I didn't even touch it!
Shinobu: MY TOENAIL! OW! HOW DID IT HAPPEN?! I- NO! IT'S A CURSE! THE GHOST OF THE CAT IS HAUNTING ME! HONEY! HELP ME!
Stray Cat saw some birds in the sky and hit one the same way he hit Shinobu.
Stray Cat: Hmm ... this ability is useful! This doesn't settle my grudge with her though. So one I eat, I'll hit her again!
He began to chomp away at the bird's flesh, but then Kira appeared.
Kira: So, it was a Stand User. This is the place I buried the cat yesterday. It took the sparrow out with something, but where is teh Stand? What power does it have?
The plant then grew larger.
Kira: It grew? How, how did it get a Stand? I- No, I should know if it poses a threat to me. Should I kill it?
Stray Cat began to laze around like a cat.
Kira: Now it's taking a nap? What is it it's true identity? Psst.
Stray Cat noticed Kira.
Kira: It reacts just like a cat when I call it.
He kneeled down close to it.
And then it sniffed his hand.
Kira: Just like a cat. Now what if I let it sniff cigarettes?
He gave it a cigarette.
But Stray Cat knocked it away.
Kira: Just like a regular cat. That means it can definitely smell and it can hear well on its own.
Then he pets it like a cat.
Stray Cat fell asleep after a while.
Kira: Purring and napping. But is it hostile?
He put his index and middle finger on its nose.
It whacked his fingers away in a.nnoynace.
Kira: It's annoying, but I can say for sure it's not truly hostile. In all ways, it seems to be the cat I buried here yesterday. So it really was struck by the Stand Arrow.
Shinobu: HONEY?!
Kira: Huh?
Shinobu: Is that where you buried the cat? It's the same place where I hurt my foot. I don't like that spot.
It glared at Shinobu in anger.
Kira: It's official. It bears a grudge against Shinobu, but not me.
Shinobu's foot was bandaged up by Kira.
Kira: If she were to get attacked again or to see this thing, she'd talk. Then (Y/N) and his friends would find out. I have to keep a low profile.
Shinobu: I'm scared! I-
Kira: I didn't bury it here. Just go back inside.
Shinobu: That's a lie, please dig it back up and burn it!
Stray Cat hissed with anger.
Kira: KILLER QUEEN! ERASE IT!
It placed a bomb in a pebble with its roots inside.
Kira: NOW DETONATE!
Killer Queen activated the bomb ... but nothing happened.
Kira: WHAT?! Why isn't it firing?
Shinobu: Is that flower moving?
Kira: Why won't the bomb detonate? Killer Quen doesn't produce duds! No, it's the plant! It's suppressing the explosion! GET BACK INSIDE!
Shinobu was then launched back by another air bullet!
Shinobu: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Kira: SHINOBU!
Stray Cat knocked the bomb away and it blew up in a small explosion.
Kira: Killer Queen's bomb only exploded after it was thrown away! Could this be a clue to its ability?
He then grabbed Shinobu.
Kira: I won't let you touch her. Time for you to disappear!
Stray Cat: YOU'LL DIE TOO! NO MATTER WHAT I'LL KILL THAT WOMAN!
Kira: There's only one explanation for the delay! It can control air!
Killer Queen blocked more air bullets!
Kira: I'LL CRUSH YOU!
But Killer Queen's foot was stopped by an air shield!
Kira: I CAN'T EVEN TOUCH IT?! DAMN! It's Stand Aility can control air.
Then it fired another bullet away from Kira.
Kira: What? What's it doing?
It hit a nearby cactus and the thorns went straight for Kira and Shinobu.
Kira: THE CACTUS!
Stray Cat: MEOW! MEOW!
Kira: Hey, Shinobu! Wait, am I really worrying about this woman? I feel relief that she's alright. Why? Why am- No! It's just that if she's still alive, then (Y/N) and all of his friends will find me out. As long as she's alive, I am safe. Other than that, she means nothing to me.
More air bullets were fired as Kira blocked them again.
Kira: Your attacks might e invisible, but now that I know how they work, it's still just blowing air around, compressed or n-
He saw a wound in his arm.
Kira: NO! IT WENT INTO MY BLOOD VESSELS! IT PLANNED THIS!
Stray Cat purred and played around with a smirk.
Kira: It's going to my heart! I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE! KILLER QUEEN!
He hit his arm, and out came the air bullet.
Kira: Damn. I underestimated this thing. This air-controlling ability is amazing. It can disable Killer Queen's bombs and it can't be attacked physically. What do I do?
Then he saw a golf ball nearby.
And then he knocked it at Stray Cat, who began to play around with it.
Kira: Close call. That will have to do for now.
Later...
Kira was eating breakfast when he noticed that Hayato was watching him from the reflection in his knife.
Shinou: How was it Honey?
He then noticed Hayato disappeared.
Shinobu: Ugh! How rude of Hayato, he always leaves without even saying goodbye!
Kira: You ever notice recently that he's been staying up late alone in his room?
Shinou: He's probably just playing video games. His grades haven't dropped though. Sometimes, I don't get hit. It doesn't seem like he has any friends or anything. Though he seems fine.
Kira leaves for work, and Hayato was watching from above the stairs.
Hayato: Did Dad use a shoe horn? The shoes he put on were size 25.5 centimeters. I never checked his size before, but why does he have shoes of two different sizes? Plus he and Mom have been getting along so well lately. And he was eating shitake mushrooms without complaining. It doesn't add up. What's going on with him?
He went to check some video footage.
And he saw him with a pot of soil and cat food.
Hayato: A pot of soil and cat food? And Mom is in the bath. Why was he sneaking around with that stuff? It's weird.
He then sees him coming out of the walk-in closet.
Hayato: I have to check it out.
Outside...
Kira saw some grade-schoolers wearing hats while going to school.
Kira: Hmm ... Hayato left his hat. That is suspicious. And yet he took his shoes and backpack. What's he up to?
Back with Hayato...
Hayato looked around, but didn't see anything.
Hayato: Maybe the attic.
He went up into the attic and there he saw Stray Cat in the pot of soil, sleeping.
Hayato: What is that thing?
He touches it, and sniffs it.
Hayato: Just some dum flower. But what happened here? Hmm ...
He opened the window.
Ad then he saw Stray Cat get up!
Hayato: WHAT?! CAN PLANTS DO THAT?!
Then it looked at him.
Hayato: It's got eyeballs! What is Dad doing with this thing?!
Then he heard Shinobu and Kira's voices.
Hayato: CRAP! DAD CAME HOME! AND HE'S COMING UP THE STAIRS!
He goes to shut the window, but Stray Cat fired air bullets at him!
He was pinned in the air!
Hayato: AGH! WHAT?! I CAN'T SEE! SOMETHING'S GOT ME THOUGH! IT'S LIKE I'M BEING HANGED! SHIT WHAT DO I DO?!
An air bullet hit him and he slammed into the shelf.
Kira: GRR! THAT DAMN KID!
Hayato: What should I do? There's no way he didn't hear something like that!
He popped the air bubbles with a compass he had in his backpack, and the air shut the door closed!
Hayato: YES!
As Kira approached the closet, Hayato shut the attic door quickly!
Hayato then spread out cat food around the area as he left it by Stray Cat and hid.
Kira then came up.
Kira: That sound ... it must have been Stray Cat. It looks like it was hungry and used its power over air to get at the cat food. Maybe this place gets more light than I thought. Still, I was almost certain Hayato was up here. If he found out about me, I would have to kill that little brat.
Hayato heard from a box.
Hayato: Okay, it's official. That guy is not my Dad. But ... just who is he?
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