Goku came out of the spaceship as he began to sense around. 

Goku: So this is Namek. I wonder if the others are- 

He sensed everyone. 

Goku: They're in that direction. And ... is that Vegeta?! DANG IT! HANG ON GUYS! 

He flew off in the direction of the upcoming battle. 

Back on the battlefield... 

Ruby and Weiss were going toe to toe with Burter and Jeice. 

(Y/N): Ha! Look at them go! 

Krillin: So fast! 

Burter: AGH! How did- EAT THIS! 

Burter punched Ruby, but it was a Speed Clone. 

And Ruby hit him, and got hit back, but it was a Shadow Clone. 

Burter: OH COME ON! HOW IS THIS POSSI- 

Ruby: HIYAH! 

She punched him to the ground with a Haki and Nen-focused punch! 

Ruby: Who's the fastest in the universe now? 

Burter: GRRRR! 

Jeice: WHY YOU! THAT'S ME BEST MATE THERE! YOU BLOODY MONKEY! 

Weiss: HEY DON'T INSULT MY BEST FRIEND/GIRLFRIEND! 

Ruby: EEEEEE! 

Weiss: God damn it, FOCUS RUBY! 

Ruby: WOAH! 

She dodged an attack from Burter. 

Jeice: CRUSHER BALL! 

Jeice created an energy ball and threw it at Weiss, but- 

Weiss: ICE MAKE: COLD EXCALIBUR! ICE MAKE: SWORD! 

She created her ice blade, and covered her Rapier in ice and then used a glyph to charge at Jeice, and- 

Weiss: AVAN STRASH! 

She cut it apart. 

Jeice: I don't believe i- 

She then kicked Jeice in the stomach, and he collided with Burter. 

Jeice: What the bleedin' hell?! We were havin' a right ripsnorter here, and then suddenly when we run into these people, it's "Goodnight Irene!" 

Krillin: WE GET IT! YOU'RE FROM SPACE AUSTRALIA! 

Burter: They're making fools out of us Jeice! 

Jeice: You're bloomin' right they is. We better bust out our ultimate technique! 

Burter and Jeice: 

https://youtu.be/1Kt5NPoAQgE

But Ruby and Weiss weren't affected. 

Ruby: Sorry, we're not epileptic. 

Weiss: Bad move on your part for assuming that. 

Jeice: DAMN IT! 

Burter: Okay! Go to Plan B! 

The two surrounded the others. 

Jeice: Alright you skanks! Prepare to feel the wrath of the- 

Weiss punched Jeice in the face! 

Jeice: ARGH! OW! YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE- 

She did it again. 

Jeice: ARGH! OH YOU DID IT AGAIN! 

Then again. 

Jeice: AGH! STOP IT! STO- 

And again. 

Jeice: AGH! PISS! Oh what did the Captain tell us to do in this situation? 

Captain Ginyu's Words: Jeice, if you ever find yourself being punched repeatedly in the face, always remember to- 

Jeice: AGH! 

Once again. 

Jeice: YOU CUT OFF THE CAPTAIN! 

Weiss: Seriously, are you going to start dodging? 

Jeice: Oh, that's what the Captain- AAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

And once again. 

Jeice: BURTER! SUPPORT! 

Burter: Well you got very nice hair, you have a beautiful shade of red, and honestly you're the guy I rely on the most on this team. 

Jeice: I MEANT PUNCH HER YOU DAFT BASTARD! But thanks you know, that actually cheered me- AGH! 

And again. 

Najimi: Man he's worse at dodging than Gohan. 

Jeice: GOD I THINK SHE BROKE SOMETHING THAT TIME! 

Weiss: God, I love Haki. 

Burter: Calm down! We gotta come up with a plan! Listen, if you use your Crusher Ball on them, I can rush him the moment they try to dodge. Both of these girls may be fast, but t hey're not faster than the fastest guy in the universe!

Jeice: Okay seriously Mate, we have to talk about this whole fastest guy in the universe thing. First off, the Captain has a higher power level than the rest of us. 

Burter: And your point is? 

Jeice: Well correct me if I'm wrong, but a higher power level means he's faster, yes? 

Burter: Well yeah, but- 

Jeice: And Lord Frieza's power level outranks all of us. 

Burter: Okay, that's just not fair. 

Jeice: And if you think about it, Guldo had the ability to stop time, so that means he's technically fa- 

Burter: NO! NO! NO! NO! OKAY?! I AM NOT SLOWER THAN GULDO! 

Jeice: Burter, calm down! 

Burter: NO! SHUT UP! SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE! (mimicking Jeice) OH DON'T WORRY MATE, YOU'RE JUST SLOWER THAN GULDO! 

Ruby and Weiss just watched on. 

Weiss: Why are we just waiting? 

Ruby: Give them a minute. They need to sort things out. 

Weiss: (facepalm) You are such a dolt you know that? 

Ruby: But you love me anyway. 

Weiss: (blushing) Y-Yeah. 

Burter: I mean, everyone has something else, and I don't! What am I? The Big Blue Snake Guy! That's all I've got! That's all I've gooooot. 

Jeice: Geez mate, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. 

Burter: I just... I just wanna be special. Something to call my own, you know?

Jeice: Mate, mate. Ya do got something special: You're me mate.

Burter: Ahh, dude...

Jeice: No, no, really. Remember when I had to move me piano into me flat and Recoome was too busy with his match and Guldo, well, he was just being Guldo, but you! You got those ivory keys up those five flights in no time at all. You're me best mate!

Burter: Thanks, Jeice. You're my best friend too... Ya know, after all this is over, whaddya say we head off to Spacey's and just have a good ol' time?

Jeice: Sounds good, mate.

Ruby: (crying) SO BEAUTIFUL! THEY'RE SUCH AMAZING FRIENDS! 

Weiss: Ruby, you're complimenting our enemies! 

Ruby: But they're not so bad. It feels kind of wrong to fight them. They could be so much more than- 

Burter was then knocked out by Goku who just appeared. 

Goku: Don't worry guys! I'm here! 

Ruby: GOKU?! 

Weiss: Oh good, he's here. 

Jeice: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! BURTER! NO! YOU JUST KILLED ME BEST MATE! 

Ruby: Uh ... I think he's still- 

Jeice: JUST YOU WAIT! I'LL GO FIND THE CAPTIAN! AND HE'LL BEAT YOU ALL UP! CAAAAAAAAPTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! 

Jeice flew off. 

(Y/N): Poor fella. Glad to see you buddy! 

Goku: Sorry I took so long. 

(Y/N): No it's fine. We had everything under contr- 

Gohan: DAD!!!! 

Gohan immediately hugged his father. 

Goku: Woah, easy there Gohan. 

Krillin: Goku, it's a good thing you're here! They ran off with the Dragon Balls and- 

Goku: Hang on a second Krillin, I'll check. 

He read his mind by putting his hand on his head. 

Goku: Okay, I think I got it. 

Blake: Wait, did you just read Krillin's mind? 

Goku: Yep! 

(Y/N): Hmm ... 

You sensed Goku, and- 

(Y/N): WOAH! You got so strong! 

Goku: Well I did train at 100 times normal gravity. 

Yang: Sweet! By the way, Vegeta's helping us now. 

Vegeta: Grrr. 

Goku: Hey Vegeta, long time no see. 

Vegeta: DON'T GET ALL CHUMMY WITH ME KAKAROT! 

(Y/N): Still prideful to call him by his Saiyan name huh? By the way, is that guy okay? 

Goku: Yeah, he's just out cold. 

(Y/N): Good, now we should hurry and find that Captain guy quickly before- 

Burter: AGH! 

Vegeta broke Burter's neck! 

Everyone: WHAT?! VEGETA! 

And then he blew Recoome up! 

Yang: DUDE! 

(Y/N): WHAT WAS THAT?! THEY COULDN'T EVEN FIGHT BACK! 

Vegeta: Peh, that softness irrirtates me so much. You could have finished them off. 

(Y/N): Not guys like that. They weren't so bad. 

Vegeta: Keep it up like that, and you wont' stand a chance against Frieza, he's stronger than what normal people cannot perceive. And he's probably immortal by now. 

Krillin: Actually no. 

Vegeta: What you know something I don't? 

(Y/N): Well, first the sky has to turn dark. 

Ruby: And then out of the Dragon Balls comes a massive dragon! 

Blake: In other words Frieza must think that the Dragon Balls will grant his wish. Not the Dragon. 

Meanwhile... 

Jeice: CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN! THEY- THEY- 

Ginyu: Jeice, calm down. One at a time. 

Jeice: Guldo's dead. 

Ginyu: Really? My goodness that's horrible to hear. 

Jeice: Also Recoome. 

Ginyu: What? 

Jeice: And ... Burter too. 

Ginyu: How ... very tragic. Please, a moment of silence for our fallen comrades. 

A moment later... 

Ginyu: And so how many were there? 

Jeice: Eight, but then one more came by. And that's including Vegeta. 

Ginyu: If that's the case. I'll show them what it means to mess with the Ginyu Force! But first- 

He buried the Dragon Balls. 

Ginyu: That should do for now. Alright! Let's go! 

Jeice: YES SIR CAPTAIN!