Raditz brought Gohan to his pod and threw him in there at full force! 

Raditz: Stay in there brat! Now then, I'll just- 

He sensed a powerful Power Level from his pod! 

Raditz: What?! What's going on with this device?! How is this reading coming from that child?! I- 

Then he sensed an even higher powerful level! 

(Y/N): WHAT?! IT'S RISING SO HIGH! IT'S OVER ... IT'S OVER- NO! THIS CAN'T BE! 

His Scouter then exploded! 

Raditz: AGH! 

(Y/N): Hey there asshole! 

Raditz: How did you worms find me? 

Yang: Fuck you that's how! 

Raditz: Cute. But what are you doing here? 

Goku: Why else would we be here? GIVE ME BACK MY SON! 

Raditz: So, you still refuse to affirm your birth right, Brother? 

Goku: SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT MY BROTHER! 

Ruby: Yeah! We've been more of Goku's family than you ever could have been! Where were you when he was down here on earth? He didn't go to find the Dragon Balls with you, or participate in all of the Tenkaichi Budoukai! We even took down Demon King Piccolo together with h- Oh! No offense Piccolo. 

Piccolo: None taken. 

Ruby: See? He's a good guy n- 

Piccolo: SHUT UP ABOUT THAT ALREADY! 

Raditz: I swear Kakarot, you're a fucking disgrace. These weak pathetic worms, they have made you soft! 

(Y/N): UGH! CHIT CHAT!

Raditz: WHAT?! HOW DA- 

(Y/N): Chitty chitty chat chat, chit chit chat. 

Raditz: I- 

(Y/N): Chit chat. 

Team RWBY: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Goku: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE DOES TALK A LOT! 

Piccolo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES I HAVE TO AGREE! 

Raditz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU SHUT UP! I WILL NOT LET A BUNCH OF FUCKING WEAKLINGS MOCK ME! I AM A SAIYAN WARRIOR! 

(Y/N): Alright, let's do this then. 

Piccolo removed his cloak and turban. 

Ruby: Oh, taking off the weighted clothes huh? This is going to be good! 

(Y/N): Yep. 

Goku: Man, I'm glad Piccolo's on our side now. 

You, Goku, and the girls began to remove your shoes, fighting barefoot, and Ruby even removed her cape, while Blake removed her jacket. 

Raditz: Oh, I see. Nudity makes you stronger. 

He starts to strip. 

Yang: WOAH! 

(Y/N): DUDE! IT'S WEIGHTED CLOTHING! 

Raditz: Oh. Of course! That would be ridiculous! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Blake: Raditz, a bit of information you should know. Power isn't everything. 

Raditz: So, you're not only weak, but also idiotic too. Man I wish Kakarot exterminated you all. HUMANS CANNOT DEFEAT THE SAIYANS! 

Ruby: WANNA BET?! 

Ruby charged at Raditz, and while he punched her, it was- 

Ruby: HIYAH! 

She kicked him in the jaw! 

Raditz: AAAAAAAGH! WHAT?! 

Then he saw many Ruby's! 

Raditz: ARGH! WHICH ONE IS THE REAL ONE?! DAMN WOMAN! FIGHT ME ALREA- 

Rubys: DESTRUCTO SCYTHE! 

Raditz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

He dodged the attacks only for- 

Weiss: KAMEHEMEHA!!! 

He blocked the wave, only to get hit by Blake's Spirit Balls! 

And then Yang attacked with a- 

Yang: FISHMAN KARATE: DEMON BRICK FIST! 

Raditz: AAAAAARGH! 

He was getting hurt, but still going. 

Radit: Okay, that was good. But I still have more than where I came from! 

(Y/N): OH YEAH?! EAT THIS! 

You, Goku, and Piccolo charged at him, and began to attack him over and over, but he easily overpowered both Goku and Piccolo, only for- 

(Y/N): GOT YOU! 

You entered War God Mode and slammed his head into the ground! 

Raditz: DAMN IT! DOUBLE SUNDAY! 

He fired his attack at you, but you knocked them both away! 

(Y/N): SHIT! 

Raditz: DIE YOU WORM! DOUBLE SUNDAY! 

He fired his attack again and again, but you dodged as the girls came up to attack! 

Ruby: We got you now! 

Raditz: Shouldn't you be focusing on your green comrade down there? 

Piccolo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Piccolo's left arm was blown off! 

Ruby: PICCOLO! 

Raditz: HAHAHAHAHA! I'LL TAKE YOUR HEAD NEXT! 

Piccolo: Oh yeah? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

He regenerated it! 

(Y/N): Oh yeah, he can do that. 

Piccolo: Okay everyone, listen up. I know this guy is tough, but I've devised a new technique. One that will absolutely exterminate him. 

(Y/N): Great! 

Piccolo: I just need to charge it for five minutes. 

Ruby: HUH?! 

Yang: THAT LONG?! 

Piccolo: Its either that or ... can someone get him at a full nelson? 

Blake: Yeah, we'll go with the former. 

You all charged at him, and- 

(Y/N): NOW GOKU! 

You and Goku proceeded to do the Meteor Combination together! 

Raditz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

(Y/N) and Goku: KAMEHAMEHA!!! 

Raditz: DAMN IT! 

He blocked it, but his armor was damaged, and then- 

(Y/N): BLAKE! NOW! 

Blake: RIGHT! 

She put on her Hollow Mask and used a bunch of shadowy Hollow tentacles to restrain Raditz! 

Raditz: WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS?! HOW CAN YOU WORMS KNOW ALL THESE TECHNIQUES I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE?! 

Blake: Because you underestimated what humanity can accomplish. When we push ourselves, there's nothing we can't overcome. 

Piccolo: HEH! SHE'S RIGHT, RADITZ! AND NOW YOU DIE! MAKANKOSAPPO! 

He fired his attack at Raditz, but he used his hands to grasp it!

Raditz: ARGH! DAMN YOU DAM- AGH! 

Goku then grabbed his tail! 

Everyone: YES! 

Goku: You're not going anywhere! 

Raditz: NO! 

He fell down, weakened. 

Piccolo: PERFECT! Let's try it again! 

Raditz: Kakarot, come on, I'm your brother. 

Goku: NO! YOU'RE NOT! YOU TRIED TO KILL MY FRIENDS! NO FAMILY OF MINE WOULD DO THAT! 

Kakarot: You didnt' take me seriously? I was just bluffing. Just let me go. 

(Y/N): GOKU! STOP! 

Ruby: Don't listen to him! He's a big fat liar! 

Yang: Yeah, just hold him there! 

Raditz: Little Brother, I know I did some terrible things, but please ... just let me live. 

And then Goku let go. 

Everyone: NO! 

Raditz: YOU WEAK DUMBASS! 

He rammed his hand straight through Goku's chest! 

Goku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

(Y/N): NO! 

Piccolo: YOU IDIOT! 

GokU: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Raditz began to strangle Goku by the neck! 

Raditz: A TRUE WARIROR NEVER HESITATES TO KILL! NOT EVEN HIS OWN BROTHER! AND I WILL- 

???: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Everyone turned to see Gohan angrily break out of Raditz's pod! 

(Y/N): GOHAN?! 

He landed right there in front of Raditz! 

Ruby: What's gotten into h- 

She saw Gohan's eyes. They were the eyes of Goku! 

Gohan: I'M GOING TO EVISCERATE YOU AND USE YOUR GASTROINTESTINAL TRACT AS A CONDOM WHILE I FORNICATE WITH YOUR SKULL! 

Yang: Huh? 

Gohan: I'M GOING TO SKULL FUCK YOU! 

He charged at Raditz and hit him head on! 

Raditz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

His armor was completely destroyed! 

Raditz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Goku: Gohan ... run. 

Gohan: D-Daddy? 

Raditz: YOU FUCKING BRAT! 

He slapped Gohan aside. 

Ruby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! YOU ASSHOLE! 

She sliced at him with Crescent Rose! 

Raditz: ARGH! GOD DAMN IT! HOW MUCH MUST I SUFFER TO- 

Then Goku grabbed him. 

Goku: PICCOLO! HIT HIM NOW! 

(Y/N): WHAT?! GOKU DON'T! 

Goku: Guys, I know we just saw each other again. But ... I'll see you around. 

Ruby: WHAT?! 

Weiss: YOU IDIOT! DON'T! 

Blake: GOKU, YOU'LL- 

Yang: PICCOLO! STOP IT! 

Piccolo: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Goku, I will not hesitate to kill you along with him! 

Raditz: Kakarot stop it! I promise I will- 

Goku: SHUT UP! I'M NOT THAT STUPID! 

Piccolo: MAKANKOSAPPO! 

Raditz: D-DAMN YOU! 

(Y/N): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Girls: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! 

Raditz: I can't believe it. Me ... Raditz ... of the Saiyans ... lose to a bunch of worms? 

Ruby: PICCOLO! YOU- 

Piccolo: Oh shut up. You can just revive him with the Dragon Balls. 

(Y/N): Ugh, that is true. 

Raditz: HA! FOOLS! 

He had recorded all of it. 

Raditz: My partners now know everything. And they will come here in one whole year. They will not hesitate to destroy all of you! Now die you stupid i- 

(Y/N): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! SHUT UP! 

You crushed Raditz's head like a pimple, leaving only his headless body behind. 

(Y/N): Good riddance, that should- AGH! 

You got teleported away. 

Team RWBY: (Y/N)?! WHAT THE- 

The girls and Goku went along too. 

Piccolo: The hell just happened here? Wait ... Kami. Of course. 

Meanwhile... on another planet one whole year away... 

Nappa (General of the Saiyan Army! He is a fun-loving guy, who while powerful, isn't a dick like Raditz! Voiced by Takahata101!)

Vegeta (The Prince of the Saiyans! He is a self-absorbed asshole who cares only about himself and getting stronger! His temper is very very extremely short, though he is too! Voiced by Lanipator!) 

Nappa: Hey Vegeta, did you get that? 

Vegeta: Yes I did Nappa. These objects can grant us any wish? 

Nappa: Oh boy. I can't wait to wish for all the biggest cookies in the world or- 

Vegeta: GOD DAMN IT NAPPA! NO! 

Nappa: Oh come on Vegeta, what do we need immortality for? Isn't that more of a curse than a- 

Vegeta: SHUT UP NAPPA! WE ARE DOING THINGS MY WAY OR NOT! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LIFE! 

Nappa: Okay, geez. Do you ever think you could take a few breaths and just relax? 

Vegeta: DO NOT TELL ME TO RELAX! I AM THE PRINCE, AND THAT MEANS I AM HIGHER THAN YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE! 

Nappa: Man, someone woke up out of the wrong side of bed today. 

The two got into their pods and left.