Shigechi's Harvest (Part 2!!)
Josuke, Okuyasu, Shigechi, and Yang arrived at the bank.
There they walked up to the Teller.
Teller: First of all, I'd like to congratulate you all! O course, the ticket is about to expire, but I assure you, it is still perfectly valid! You won 5 million yen! No mistaking it! Now, who purchased the ticket?
Yang: All of us.
Teller: Well, in that case, may I ask you to present your ID's then? It's a very simple formality. You have your stomp with you too, yes? There are also some forms to fill in. Please have a seat.
They all took their seats.
Teller: Snotty shit-eating brats think they can just come and leave with 5 million yen? This whole ordeal seems fishy! My overzealous bank employee flair tells me there is something up about this.
Okuyasu saw as the Teller called security.
Okuyasu: Guys, he called security!
Josuke: Okuyasu, there's nothing to worry about. It's a huge amount of money, and the company has to make sure that there are no mistakes!
Okuyasu: What makes you say "There's nothing to worry about?" do you have any proof?
Yang: We checked it over and over again! We didn't steal it!
Okuyasu: Yeah, but-
Yang: Calm down! It's ours legally!
Teller: Sorry for the wait. Here is your check.
He hands it over.
Yang; GRE-
But he took it.
Teller: Wait, where did you get it?
Josuke: What? Why ask all of a sudden?
Teller: You need to tell which prefecture you got this from.
Yang: Morioh.
Teller: There is no national lottery kiosk in Morioh.
Josuke: It must have been when we went to S-City! We bought so many things that day that we can't even remember, right guys?
Okuyasu: Yeah, it's been so long!
Teller: By teh way, there is another troubling detail. Did you know being these lottery tickets, there is a specific place where the owner can write his name and phone number?
He then points out the name Ishiro Morishita.
Teller: I'm afraid, it doesn't match any of yours.
All four of them froze in fear.
Yang then whispered to Josuke.
Josuke: Right.
Yang: Go ahead and call him then. We still stand by our point that it's ours.
As the Teller was about to call the guy, Josuke used Crazy Diamond on the ticket, and changed the name.
Teller: Okay Mr. Kinoshita, one of your tickets is-
Morishita: MY NAME IS MORISTHIA!
Teller: WHAT?! But I was sure that-
Your phone number is 1771-1281, right?
Morishita: NO! IT's 1773-4284! I'm not wasting my time on bullshit like this! I threw all of my tickets away!
Teller: But ... I ...
He tried to call Kinoshita, but there was no answer to the number.
Okuyasu: Well?
Teller: I'M SO SORRY!
And so...
Shigechi: YES! I GOT MY MONEY!
Yang: WHAT?! YOU PROMISED HALF!
Shigechi: Like hell I did!
Okuyasu: It would be nice if you shared the money!
Shigechi: Hmm ... this should do right? Accept this as an act of sympathy my fri-
You then appeared and-
(Y/N): MIMIC!
You used The Hand's ability to grab it.
Shigechi: MY MONEY!
(Y/N): Shigechi, for shame.
Ruby appeared as well.
Ruby: You all worked so hard to get that money.
Yang: Guys! Good timing! He was going to swindle us out of that money!
Josuke: Yeah, so-
You ripped it up.
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
And then Ruby scattered the pieces.
Shigechi: WHAT?! WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! IT'S 5 MILLION YEN! HARVEST! GO AND GET THE PIECES BACK!
But Shigechi then realized he was defenseless.
Shigechi: Uh oh.
Yang: Well Shigechi-
Yang slammed him down!
Yang: LISTEN HERE! JOSUKE HELPED YOU OUT WITH ALL OF THOSE PAPERS! AND HE CAN FIX THAT TICKET!
Shigechi: Right .. I-
(Y/N): You all share it.
Ruby: Be fair.
Shigechi: Y-Yeah. I realized it. We wouldn't have gotten this far without each other.
He bowed down.
Shigechi: I'M SO SORRY! I promise I'll split the money evenly!
Ruby: That's a good boy.
Ruby pat him on the head.
(Y/N): Heh, about time too.
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