Shigechi's Harvest!
You, and the others were told everything about Reimi and how her killer was on the loose.
(Y/N): God damn. That poor girl. I have to go and find her.
Soon...
You stopped by Oswon, and waited.
(Y/N): I hope she shows up soon. Or-
???: Hello?
Reimi appeared before you.
(Y/N): (blushing) Oh ... h-hi.
Reimi: (blushing) H-Hi.
You both clearly thought the other looked cute in each other's eyes.
(Y/N): I guess you're Reimi.
Reimi: And you're (Y/N).
(Y/N): So, are ghosts just naturally cute?
Reimi: I- Well-
You coughed a bit.
(Y/N): I just wanted to let you know that we're going to catch that bastard who took your life, and you and your doggy can move on to the afterlife!
Reimi: Thank you!
She gave you a hug, and you turned completely red.
(Y/N): SHE'S SO FREAKING CUTE!
Later...
As you were shaking off that feeling, you noticed something.
(Y/N): Is that a ... Stand?
It put a 1-Yen Coin in its head, and took off!
(Y/N): Another Stand User in Morioh?
You went after it.
(Y/N): HEY! WAIT!
You then ran into-
(Y/N): RUBY! YANG! JOSUKE! OKUYASU!
Team (Y/N): (Y/N)!
(Y/N): Did you see that little thing?
Ruby: Yeah. Another Stand!
Okuyasu: That's a remote-controlled Stand!
(Y/N): I noticed. What is it after?
Josuke: I saw it at the bank taking a one-Yen coin.
(Y/N): Same here. And-
Suddenly a bunch of them appeared!
Ruby: WOAH!
Okuyasu: THE HELL?! THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM!
Yang: Is this like Bad Company?
(Y/N): Yeah. Sort of. But these guys aren't soldiers, they're collectors.
They then shot out a bunch of Yen Coins at someone by a tree!
???: YES! Wonderful job everyone! As they say, teh grains of sand make the dessert! These are 5000 total!
???: I'm so smart! The officer at the police station said it clearly. "We can keep anything worth less than 100 Yen and people drop so many coins in the drain and under vending machines! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! As long as you're all my little Harvests, I'll be rich rich rich!
Ruby: Aww, he's just a kid. He looks friendly.
Yang: If a bit greedy.
???: HUH? Oh, hi!
Ruby: HELLO!
???: So, can you all see Harvest?
All of the little guys line up in front of the User.
(Y/N): Yeah. We're Stand Users too. I'm (Y/N), this is Josuke Higashikata. She's Ruby Rose. That's Yang Xiao-Long. And he's Okuyasu Nijimura.
Yang: If Okuyasu says something stupid, don't listen to him.
Okuyasu: HEY!
???: WOW! This is the first time someone else has seen Harvest! There are others like me then?
(Y/N): A bunch! And you are?
Shigechi: The name's Shigekyo Yangyu, I'm a second year at Budogako Middle School. But my Ma and Pa call me Shigechi. The other day I liked 41, 62, 151 Yen Stamps to see if the glue tasted different and my Ma scolded me hard. I don't know why though.
He showed a picture of his mother.
Shigechi: Hey, that's where I left my last piece of chewing gum!
He put it in his mouth and began to chew it!
Ruby: So, your Stand is called Harvest?
Yang: Fits what you're doing.
Josuke: And you bring back all these coins worth less than 100 Yen? Did you find them from serwer drains and under vending machines?
Shigechi: Yes, but I swear I haven't broken the law! The policeman said that I don't have to bring lost coins back to the station.
(Y/N): Well, you haven't hurt anybody. And it's all loose change. Plus, I think you did some good by cleaning up some trash.
Shigechi: Really? You mean it Mr. (Y/N)?
(Y/N): Yep!
He began to collect all the Yen coins he got into some cans.
Yang: Dudes, this kid is a freaking genius! Look at him, he clearly knows how to make a living!
Shigechi: YOU THINK I'M SMART MS. YANG?! OH MY! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT SOMEONE HAS ACTUALLY SAID THAT TO ME!
Yang: Heh, I like this Kid.
(Y/N): Shigechi, how long have you had your Stand?
Shigechi: Since Feberurary, and I collected 120,000 Yen since then.
Everyone: HOW MUCH?!
Josuke: WOW! That's amazing!
Shigechi: I don't even leave town.
Okuyasu then noticed some money on the ground and he tried to grab it, but Ruby slapped his hand.
Okuyasu: OW! RUBY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Ruby: Okuyasu, you should know better than that! It's Shigechi's money. He worked hard to get that money, and he deserves it.
Shigechi: Hey, you can have some if you want.
(Y/N): Really?
Shigechi: Yeah, I mean, we're buddies now.
(Y/N): No, I don't want to impo-
Josuke and Yang: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! We are keeping this.
Yang and Josuke already started taking some.
(Y/N): (facepalm) Of course you two would do it.
Ruby: GUYS! Don't be greedy!
Okuyasu then dragged her over.
Okuyasu: Idiot! We could make a money making business out of this! Millions of money even!
Ruby: Come on, why should we do that to poor Shigechi? Look at him.
Shigechi smiled.
Ruby: He earned that money, and we can't just swindle him.
Yang pat Ruby on the shoulder.
Yang: Ruby, my precious adorable little sister. We need to think about today. There has to be a way we can make everyone happy. Including you Shigechi.
Shigechi: And how do you propose we do that?
Josuke: Look at this blue stamp.
Josuke took out a stamp.
Josuke: This little thing is from the Kameyu Department Stores of the Higashi Nihon Company! You know, like the one next to the train station. Instead of coupons, they pay you in cash! You need to search every nook and cranny. And then we all split it amongst ourselves!
Yang: OH JOSUKE, YOU ROCK!
Okuyasu: HE'S A FREAKING GENIUS!
(Y/N) and Ruby: Oh no.
And so...
Harvest went about searching everywhere for those stamps!
And soon enough-
Yang: HELL YEAH! THIS IS AWESOME! WE'RE GOING TO BE FILTHY RICH!
Shigechi: INDEED! THIS IS AMAZING! I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T THINK OF THIS SOONER THAN LATER!
Okuyasu: WE'RE TOTALLY INVINCIBLE!
(Y/N): Do those four just think about money at this point?
Ruby: You guys realize that money isn't everything right?
But these four idiots were just too happy that their scheme worked out.
(Y/N): (Sigh) I guess they're all getting along nicely.
Soon ... at the Kameyu Market...
Josuke walked out.
Okuyasu: How did it go Josuke?
Yang: No trouble?
Josuke: They wouldn't give me money for the coupons at the music or toy store. But I got 40,000 Yen for the video games section, usable any time.
Yang: WHAT ABOUT KAMEYU?! Did you get the cash for the stamps?
Josuke: How should I say it? WE GOT 65,000 YEN! THAT'S GREATLY OVER OUR EXPECTATIONS!
Okuyasu: WAHOOO!
Shigechi: REAL MONEY! REAL MONEY!
Yang: WE'RE FILTHY STINKING RICH BOYS! SHIGECHI! IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU!
Shigechi: You mean it? You guys are the only people who have ever praised me.
Yang: Dude, it's because of you we got this freaking money!
Josuke: Yeah, you got Harvest!
Shigechi: Okay, here you go, 10,000.
He gave them 10,000 Yen.
Yang: Huh? 10,000?
Shigechi: Yeah, it's your share. Like we agreed.
Josuke: Shigechi, we agreed to half.
Okuyasu: Yeah half of 65,500 is 30,750!
Shigechi: I'm the one who got all the stamps! It was Harvest! I should get the most!
Yang: Josuke was the one who came up with the idea! You wouldn't have thought about it until he mentioned it!
Okuyasu: Yeah! You think a guy with a brain full of lard like you could think about it?
Yang and Josuke: OKUYASU!
The three then spoke in private.
Yang: Man, that guy is greedy. I mean, if it's a low amount, he's fine to share it. But if it's a lot, he wants most of it.
Josuke: Yeah, but he's not bad or anything. Just-
Yang: An immature little brat?
Josuke: That yeah. Let's just act like adults and forget about it. Besides, we should teach him some things.
Okuyasu: Oh please, you just want to get filthy rich by using him.
Yang: Oh come on. I like this Kid. Let's just keep at it.
They then went back to Shigechi.
Yang: Thanks for the cash Shigechi!
Shigechi: What are friends for? Say, how about a drink?
Okuyasu: Yeah, I'm parched!
As Yang, Shigechi, and Okuyasu were going to get a drink, Josuke started to throw a bunch of useless tickets away.
Yang: HEY! Josuke, some of these could be good!
Josuke: Please, if they were thrown away, it's because they obviously weren't winning tickets.
Yang: Yeah, but- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Everyone: What?
Yang: LOOK THIS IS A LOTTERY TICKET OF THE SG GROUP 121314! PRIZE IS 5 MILLION YEN!
Josuke and Okuyasu's minds were blown.
Okuyasu: THIS IS A FANTASY! WE'LL NEVER BE THIS LUCKY AGAIN!
Josuke: Wait.
Josuke looked at it.
Josuke: It's hard to believe, but this is a wining one! It's a national lottery ticket that was headed for the public incinerator. It experies in a few days.
Yang and Okuyasu were happily dancing to this!
Yang: OH MAN! THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!
However as they were celebrating-
Shiegchi: But ... I found it. THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'LL GIVE UP HALF OF THAT MUCH MONEY!
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