Morioh (A Small Town in Japan!)

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We open up in the small town as we see a young man walking to his new highschool.

Koichi Hirose (Off to his new highschool! A bit of a nervous guy, but he's very sweet and doesn't have a single bad bone in his body!)

Koichi: Today's my first day of school! Alright, I'm going to make a brand new start and- AGH!

He bumped into someone, and his bag went over, only for it to return to his hand.

Koichi: What?! I thought I was down. Wait, didn't I drop my things?

???: Sorry about that. I wasn't paying attention.

Lo and behold, the famous Jotaro Kujo is here!

Jotaro Kujo (Now a Marine Biologist in his late 20's! Much nicer and more mature than his teenage self!)

Jotaro: Hey Kid, I'm looking for someone named Higashikata, do you know where I can find him?

Koichi: Not sure. This is a big town, 53,000 people live around here.

Jotaro looked in a book.

Jotaro: Well, how about the address then?

(Y/N): Wait, is that- JOTARO KUJO?!

You saw Jotaro!

Jotaro: (Y/N), we meet again.

(Y/N): You freaking asshole! I missed you man!

Jotaro: Good to see you're still a pain in the ass yourself.

You both smiled and shook hands.

(Y/N): Been taking care of yourself?

Jotaro: More or less.

(Y/N): How's your Mom?

Jotaro: Just fine.

(Y/N): And Joseph?

Jotaro: The Old Man's good too.

(Y/N): Oh that's a relief. I swear, sometimes your grandpa might get himself killed one of these days. Oh, and I brought some friends too.

Ruby: H-Hi.

Yang: This guy is Jotaro?

(Y/N): Yeah, I know he looks like a punk. But I assure you, he's got a heart of gold deep in there.

Jotaro: You do realize I can hear you right?

(Y/N): Heh, we go way back.

Koichi: Uh ... excuse me.

(Y/N): Oh, hey there. You are?

Koichi: Koichi Hirose, Sir!

He bowed in respect.

Ruby: Aww! He's looks so cute!

Koichi: (blushing) C-CUTE?! I ... well ... I- Gee, I've never had a girl call me cute before! This is a first.

(Y/N): So, what's up?

Jotaro: I'm looking for someone named Josuke Higashikata.

(Y/N): Josuke Higashikata huh?

???: HEY! What the hell are you doing? Who do you think you are?

Some highschoolers were harassing some guy!

Josuke Higashikata (The illegitimate son of Joseph Joestar! He is a sweet guy who will not hold back if someone hurts his loved ones, or insult his hair! Yes, he really does not like it when people talk shit about his hair! REMEMBER THIS! Stand: Crazy Diamond! Voiced by the late Billy Kametz! RIP Billy!)

Josuke: Oh, I well ... this turtle seems to have woken up from hibernation. And you see, I don't really like turtles. In fact I'm terrified of them. So, I was thinking it would be cool if I could-

Highschooler: Not that shit!

Josuke stood up tall.

Highschooler 2: Wow, you're pretty tall for a freshman. If you're coming to our school, you got to greet us first!

The asshole waved the turtle in Josuke's face.

Josuke: Uh ... I'm really scared of reptiles you know ... like a-

He then slapped him upside the head.

Highschooler 2: THAT AIN'T FUNNY!

Josuke: S-SOrry! I don't know that's how things worked in this school!

The asshole then threw the turtle at a wall.

Highschooler 2: You want to end up like that turtle? You better behave yourself. We'll go easy on you next time.

(Y/N): Man, those guys are dicks.

Jotaro: If you don't wanna get unnecessary attention, you got to stop dressing like that.

Koichi: That poor turtle.

Yang: Man that guy's hair looks stupid.

Highschooler 2: So, you got a name?

Josuke: It's Josuke Highasikata. I'm in Class 1-B.

(Y/N): That's Josuke?!

Highschooler 2: Well, let's call you Jojo. Now, you need to shave that stupid haircut you got there!

Josuke: Excuse me? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!

Josuke began to steam with rage!

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His Stand manifested!

Crazy Diamond (Josuke's Stand! It's a Power-Type Stand like Jotaro's! It punches really fast and can return anything to its original state!)

Josuke: DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA!!!!!

Yang: OH MAN! THIS GUY IS A BADASS!

(Y/N): This guy is a Joestar, isn't he?

Josuke then grabbed the guy.

Josuke: LISTEN HERE! I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS IF YOU ARE A SENIOR! IF YOU INSULT MY HAIR, YOU'RE DEAD!

He stomped on him repeatedly as the other Highschoolers ran!

And then he grabbed the turtle and-

It restored!

Ruby: Did he ... just revive the turtle?

Koichi: It seemed like it was really hurt before.

And then Josuke fixed the guy's face.

Highschooler 3: Hey man! Look at your nose! It's fine!

Josuke: I can't believe I actually touched the turtle! Now you're asking for it!

All of them ran off!

(Y/N): How is he related to you?

Josuke: He's related to the Old Man.

(Y/N): TO JOSEPH?! Oh God, what did that idiot do this time?

Ruby: He's done stupid things before?

(Y/N): Yeah.

You shuddered at you both in the plane while fighting Kars.

(Y/N): Never again am I getting on a plane with him.

Jotaro: Don't remind me.

Jotaro then remembered the fight with Gray Fly. And you remembered the Baby and Death 13!

(Y/N): Uh ... Josuke ... we want to-

Josuke turned over.

Josuke: WHAT?!

Ruby: Turtle.

The turtle was touching Josuke.

Josuke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

He jumped away.

Ruby: HAHAHAHAHA! He seems like a good person.

(Y/N): He's just a dumb teenager that's what he is. Jotaro, what do you know about this guy?

Jotaro: He's Josuke Higashikata. He was born in 1983.

(Y/N): Hey that was 5 years before we fought against Dio in Egypt!

Jotaro: Right. His mother's name is Tomoko and she was 21 while studying at the Univeristy in Tokyo.

Yang: Hey, maybe she might be in the harem.

(Y/N): Don't push it Yang.

Jotaro: He's lived here since he was born. He had a severe fever from an unknown illness in 1987 and almost died. Also ... his father is Joseph Joestar.

(Y/N): WHAT?! JOSEPH IS- WHAT?! THAT IDIOT SLEPT WITH ANOTHER WOMAN BEHIND SUZIE Q'S BACK?! OH WHEN I SEE HIM AGAIN, I'M GOING TO-

Jotaro: Sorry about that.

(Y/N): No, you're a good friend Jotaro. Speaking of, did you find a-

Jotaro: Yeah. I also have a daughter. Her name is Jolyne, and she wants to meet you someday.

(Y/N): Oh, that's nice! But anyway, hi Josuke. I'm (Y/N), I'm a friend of your Dad's. And this is Jotaro, he's your ... nephew.

Yang: Sup! I'm Yang!

Ruby: Hi! I'm Ruby!

Josuke: Oh ... nice to meet you all.

Jotaro: I'm here to say you'll get 1/3 of the Old Man's inheritance. He and his family are in serious trouble right now about his affair.

(Y/N): I can't believe that the man who defeated the Ultimate Life Form just slept behind his wife's back. I swear, I'm going to bring Lisa Lisa over and have her slap him silly!

Ruby: She is really good with Hamon too!

Josuke: So, is it really that bad. SORRY!

He bowed.

(Y/N): What do you have to be sorry for?

Jotaro: Yeah, it doesn't involve you.

Josuke: I mean, it's my fault! My mother was in love with him and she raised me herself and I'm okay with that! You really don't have to worry about us. Tell him we're fine.

(Y/N): Your poor sad Mom. JOSEPH! YOU IDIOT! I SWEAR, YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT!

Then a bunch of girls appeared.

Girls: OH JOSUKE!

(Y/N): Wow, this looks familiar.

Jotaro: Wait, how do you-

(Y/N): Remember before we fought Kakyoin? I was watching you to see if you were okay.

Girls: Jey Josuke, let's go home together! Your hair looks nice!

Yang: How? It looks like shit!

Josuke: WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU BITCH?!

Ruby: YANG!

Yang: S-Sorry?

Girls: HEY! HOW DARE YOU TALK TO JOSUKE LIKE THAT!/YEAH BUTT OUT WHORE! I-

Jotaro: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP! STAY OUT OF THIS!

(Y/N): Oh brother.

Girls: (blushing) Wow ... he's so hot!

Ruby: How does that work?

(Y/N): I don't know. Jotaro has this charm with women.

Yang: FIREWORK!

Josuke: CRAZY DIAMOND!

The two began to attack each other with their Stands!

Yang: By the way, this is a Stand, only Stand Users can see other Stands!

Ruby: KICK HIS BUTT, YANG!

Jotaro: Idiot! That's not the point!

(Y/N): Damn, that Stand is fast!

Yang: NO KIDDING! ORA!

Josuke: DORA!

He fixed her hair!

Yang: HUH?! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

Josuke: Your hair isn't much better.

Yang: WHY YOU!

The two started to go at it!

(Y/N): UGH!

Jotaro: Let's just get this over with.

(Y/N) and Jotaro: MIMIC/STAR PLATINUM: ZA WARUDO!

You both stopped time and separated Josuke and Yang.

Ruby: HUH?!

(Y/N): We can stop time.

Jotaro: Listen Josuke, there's more. There's something dangerous coming.

He showed a picture of a man.

(Y/N): Who's he?

Jotaro: A dangerous man. His name is Angelo Katagiri. He's the most evil criminal in Japan. He was born in 1964 with an IQ of 160. When he was 12, he was arrested for rape and robbery.

(Y/N): And I already hate this man. So he busted out?

Jotaro: Yeah, in 1994, he raped and killed 2 14 year old boys, and took all of their valuables. HE was going to kill the third one, but he found out he was from a rich family and was going to sell him for ransom. He was caught in the act and killed a policeman. And he also-

(Y/N): OH GOD! AND HE'S LOOSE?!

Jotaro: Exactly. (Y/N), I want you and your two friends Ruby and Yang to look after Josuke in my place.

(Y/N): Got it!

Meanwhile...

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