Shinji woke up in a hospital bed. 

Shinji: Was it ... all just a dream? 

(Y/N): I wouldn't say that. 

Shinji: AGH! 

He nearly fell out of bed upon seeing you. 

Shinji: You're ... what's your name? I know I heard it, but now I can't seem to- 

(Y/N): It's (Y/N). You passed out inside of that giant mech you were piloting. 

Shinji: Oh, that's right. I can't remember anything else. 

(Y/N): You did pretty good out there. I bet that was your first time. 

Shinji: Uh ... I wouldn't say I was that good. 

(Y/N): Not exactly the most confident person huh? 

Shinji: No. 

(Y/N): Yeah, well, you're going to have a hard time explaining that to the girls. 

Meanwhile... 

Gendo met up with a committee. 

Chairman: Mr. Ikari, surely Nerv and the Evas could be used a little more efficiently? First Unit-00 and now you've wrecked Unit 01 on her maiden campaign! Their repair bills, and reconstruction of the armored building, it's going to cost as much as a small nation! And those are not your only concerns. There's also the Instrumentality Project. Where are your priorities? 

Gendo pushed his glasses into place. 

Gendo: Trust me, I fully understand. 

Chairman: I see. Now then, I will not sanction any delay in the IP schedule that is attributable to the second coming of the angels. But I will consider your budget requests. 

Meanwhile... 

Ruby: AND YOU WERE LIKE POW POW POW, AND BAM BAM BAM! That robot you had was so cool! How do you get it to work? 

Shinji: She's too excited to understand what's going on. Your enthusiasm is ... different Ms. Rose. 

Ruby: Oh no need to be so polite, call me Ruby! 

(Y/N): Ruby, try and calm down. I don't think Shinji is used to too much of this. 

Ruby: Oh right. Your Dad made you go into this? 

Shinji: Yes. 

(Y/N): Not exactly father of the year huh? 

Shinji: I haven't even seen him in years. And the moment we meet again, he puts me through this. 

(Y/N): God, what a dick. 

???: I know right! 

Misato appeared. 

Shinji: Misato! 

(Y/N): Uh ... hey there. I- 

Misato: Yeah, I thought so. You were out there fighting the Angel. How did you get so big anyway? 

(Y/N): Long story. Wow, she's beautiful. And friendly too. 

Shinji: Did you come to check up on me? 

Misato: Yep! I could get a petition submitted so you can be with your father again! 

Shinji: No thanks. I feel more at ease alone. 

Ruby: Huh? 

(Y/N): Oh no. 

Shinji: Besides, my Father couldn't care less if I was around. 

Misato: But parents and children should naturally live together! Don't hold back! If there's something you want to say, you can- 

Shinji: NO! IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! 

(Y/N): HEY! What's your problem? She's just trying to help you! She's concerned about y- 

Shinji: DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS TO DEAL WITH!? 

(Y/N) .... Okay, you need help stat. 

Ruby: Come on Shinji, you should always look on the bright side of life! I mean, yes, there's the bad parts. Think of it as a chocolate chip cookie. 

She brought a cookie. 

Shinji: A cookie? You're comparing this to a cookie? 

Ruby: I know it looks normal on the outside. But once you split it. 

She splits it to reveal the chocolate all fudgey and melting. 

Ruby: Oh, that's when it gets really good. That's just like life! 

Shinji: (sweatdrop) Yeah, I don't think it works like that. 

Misato: Hmph. Kid, we need to fix that personality of yours. 

Misato took out her phone and dialed Ritsuko. 

Ritsuko: Yes? 

Misato: Ritsuko, it's me. I'm going to take Shinji home with me. 

Shinji: WHAT?! M-MISATO WHAT ARE YOU- 

Ritsuko: Do you know what you're getting yourself into Captain Katsuragi? 

Misato: Oh don't be a worrywart. I'm not so desperate to jump a child. 

(Y/N): How is your love life anyway? 

Misato: There that should do it! Hey, do you two want to tag along? I think this little guy could use the friends anyway, and well, you're going to need a place to stay. 

(Y/N): Well, you need all the help you can get. 

Ruby: And you're very nice too! 

Shinji: HOLD UP! WAIT WAIT! THIS IS ALL TOO CRAZY! WHY DO I NEED TO GET THRUSTED INTO THIS! DO I GET A SAY?! I MEAN IT JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND- 

(Y/N): MIMIC: HEAVEN'S DOOR! 

You wrote on Shinji, "Sleep." 

And he fell alseep. 

(Y/N): There. 

Misato: How did you- 

(Y/N): Don't worry your pretty little head over it. 

Misato: (blushing) P-Pretty. Hey, are you flirting with me? 

(Y/N): WH-WHAT?! 

Ruby: She's going to be in the harem, isn't she? Not that it wouldn't be bad. 

Soon... 

Everyone arrived at Misato's apartment. 

(Y/N): So, this is where you live? 

Misato: Yep! Just moved in here, though it's a little messy. 

And inside was- 

(Y/N): Oh brother. 

Blake: This is- 

Weiss: (trying not to throw up) WHAT KIND OF WOMAN ARE YOU?! 

The entire apartment had empty torn boxes all across the floor, not to mention several empty beer bottles, trash bags, loose papers, and all other kinds of junk and stains on the walls. 

(Y/N): Misato, do you really live like this? 

Misato: Hey, I know it's not exactly the best home. But it's home! 

Shinji: Little messy, huh? 

Yang looked in the fridge. 

Yang: Man, she's got a lot of beer in here. She makes Uncle Qrow look like he's sober! 

Then Ruby noticed- 

Ruby: PENGUIN! 

Everyone: HUH?! 

A penguin came walking by. 

And then it went into the bath. 

Shinji: What is that? 

Weiss: It's a penguin genius. 

Shinji: I KNOW! BUT WHY IS IT HERE?! 

Misato: Oh, that's Pen Pen, he's a new breed of Hot Springs Penguin. 

(Y/N): Does he live here too? 

Misato: Yep! 

Ruby: He's so cute! Hi Pen Pen! 

Misato: Okay everybody, let's do it! 

Everyone: Huh? 

Soon... 

Misato took turns with everyone playing Janken, and i the end, everyone was split up into doing chores around the apartment. With you handling the cooking with Ruby, Weiss and Blake doing the bathroom and the Laundry, and Yang and Shinji doing the trash. 

Weiss: Okay, but how are they going to handle the trash if she's just going to keep making more? 

(Y/N): I'll make sure Misato doesn't- 

Misato: WHEW! (burping) That hit the spot! 

She tossed a beer can she finished in one gulp. 

Ruby: Wow, she has a dirty lifestyle. 

Misato: Okay guys! Time to eat! 

You all got instant noodles. 

Weiss: Seriously? 

Shinji: This is it? 

Misato: HEY! I DON'T EXACTLY HAVE FANCY FOOD! 

(Y/N): Come on guys, let's show Misato a little appreciation. She's letting us stay with her. 

She blushed and smiled at you. 

Misato: (Y/N), you're such a gentleman, I think I might be in love! 

Later... 

Shinji was in Unit 01 as you were in giant form. 

(Y/N): Okay Shinji, you ready? 

Shinji: Do I even have a choice? 

(Y/N): Well, we need to be ready when another of those things come back. Now, let's go! 

Shinji: When did this all start? Geez. 

The next day ... 

Shinji was at school up on the roof trying to keep to himself. 

???: Well well, look who it is. All up on the roof by himself. What a tragic hero. 

Shinji: Oh not now. 

Toji and Kensuke (Classmates of Shinji!) 

Shinji: What do you want? 

Toji: What makes you think we'd want anything from you? 

Shinji: Well you must be really bored to come and check up on me. 

Toji: I may not have a reason to be talking to you, but one thing's for sure, I can't stand you! That hot crap attitude of yours, that Mister Innocent look on your mug! It pisses me off! 

Shinji: I'm sorry for my attitude, but I can't afford to worry about how you'll feel every time I do something. I can't be bothered by strangers. If you want to punch me, go ahead. But don't hold back. Do it like you're trying to break your arm. Or push me off the roof. 

Toji: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! FINE! YOU ASKED FOR IT! 

Kensuke: TOJI! DON'T DO THAT! JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE! 

???: Shinji! 

Shinji: Huh? 

He turned to see Rei. 

Rei: We have to go. 

Shinji: O-Okay. 

Soon... 

You and the girls were getting the rundown. 

(Y/N): So, that's another one? 

Misato: Yep, that's another angel.  

Shamshel

Blake: Where were these things again? 

Soldier: They weren't sighted for fifteen years when they first attacked. 

(Y/N): And now they keep on coming. It's bad enough Shinji isn't in the right state of mind. 

Soon enough... 

Yang: Well, guess we're going again! 

(Y/N): Shinji! 

You talked to Shinji telepathically. 

(Y/N): Like we practiced, okay? 

Shinji: Yeah ... got it. 

(Y/N): You got this. Just believe in yourself. 

Shinji: R-Right. Sorry. 

Outside... 

Toji: KENSUKE! WAIT! You're going too fast! 

Toji and Kensuke snuck out to see a fight against the Angel! 

Kensuke: There it is! 

Shamshel appeared in the sky. 

Kensuke: Man it was worth it! 

He started recording. 

Toji: Ugh, that's disgusting. 

Then you appeared and- 

(Y/N): BLACKWHIP! 

You tossed it into the air as- 

Weiss: ICE MAKE: ICE TIME CAPSULE! 

Weiss froze it! 

Weiss: GO FOR IT SHINJI! 

Shinji: OKAY! 

Unit 01 appeared and fired an assault rifle over and over, but then the damn thing broke out! 

Shinji: Uh ... I'm ... out of ... bullets. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

He was getting tossed around like a rag doll! 

(Y/N): HEY GET OFF OF HIM! 

You kicked the thing, only for it to whip you in the eyes! 

(Y/N): AGH! DAMN IT! 

Shinji fell down near- 

Kensuke and Toji: OH CRAP! 

They both got out of the way. 

Ritsuko and Misato saw from the monitors. 

Misato: Those are Shinji's classmates! 

Ritsuko: UGH! WHY NOW OF ALL TIMES?! 

Shamshel tried to attack, but- 

Shinji: AGH! 

Unit 01 stopped its tentacles! 

(Y/N): SHINJI! FALL BACK! GET UP! 

Shinji: Really easy for you to say! If I screw up, I could squash those two! What do I do? 

He then came out of his cockpit. 

Shinji: GET IN! 

Toji: YOU HEARD HIM KENSUKE! COME ON! 

Misato: WHAT?! YOU CAN'T JUST LET THEM INTO AN ENTRY PLUG! 

They both jumped inside to see- 

Toji: HIM?! 

Shinji: Just relax! You'll distract me! 

Toji: HEY! WHAT DID YOU SAY?! 

Misato: IDIOT! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! YOU COULD- 

(Y/N): MISATO! He did the right thing, let him off the hook. 

Unit 01 tossed Shamshel around and around to you! 

Shinji: NOW (Y/N)! 

(Y/N): RIGHT! TEXAS SMASH! 

You smashed it right back to him! 

Then Unit 01 took out a knife and held it firmly. 

Soldier: Progressive Knife has been drawn. 

Misato: WHAT?! SHINJI! FALL BACK! 

ShinJI: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

He took the pain head on as the tentacles hit him and then stabbed it in its face! 

(Y/N): YES! 

Toji: Ikari, are you okay? 

Shinji: Yeah. I'm fine. 

(Y/N): Damn that was risky. 

Weiss: I think it's down again. You know, for a nervous wreck, he has a lot of guts. 

(Y/N): I don't think he realizes that yet.