Let's Go and Eat Italian Food!
You were walking with Ruby, Yang, Josuke, and Okuyasu after the two got out from school.
(Y/N): What are you in the hurry for Okuyasu?
Okuyasu: A new Italian Restaurant opened up!
Josuke: And why are we walking near the cemetery?
Okuyasu: I don't know, that's where it is.
Yang: Who builds a restaurant by a cemetery?
Ruby: Uh ... convenience after the service is over?
(Y/N): Sheesh. I'll miss Yukako's cooking.
Josuke and Okuyasu: Dude! She captured you!
(Y/N): Yeah, but she was still nice to me.
Okuyasu: Man, sometimes I think you're too soft.
Yang: Hey, that's what we love about him!
(Y/N): Anyway, I think we should go. Josuke, you're too used to Tomoko's cooking. And Okuyasu, you cook on your own.
Okuyasu: Yeah, well I need to look after my Dad.
Ruby: True. Well, let's go!
And so...
Yang: Well, this looks nice.
Okuyasu: It has class. A refined sense.
Ruby: I'm surprised he knows that word.
Josuke: I've been teaching him some things.
(Y/N): Good idea.
Yang: Hey, the menu says, "It's up to the customer."
(Y/N): Hmm ...
You all walked inside, and-
Okuyasu: Wow! Look at this place> I've always liked Italian design!
Ruby: But only two tables?
???: Yes, I run the place on my own.
The owner comes in.
Owner: I'm both the Chef and the Waiter. Benvenuti, please sit down.
You all take your seats.
(Y/N): Are you Italian?
Tonio: Si, Signore. I am. My name is Tonio Trussardi.
Ruby: Nice to meet you Tonio!
Okuyasu: MAN! WE GET TO EAT AUTHENTIC ITALIAN FOOD!
Josuke: So, where's the menu?
Tonio: A menu? We don't have one.
Yang: Huh? How can you have a restaurant and not have a menu? What are we supposed to chose from?
Okuyasu: Yeah! Yang is right! I decide what I want to eat!
Tonio: No no, calm down amico mios. I can directly tell the customer what they want just by looking at them.
He inspects Okuyasu.
Tonio: Did you have diarrhea yesterday?
Okuyasu: WHAT?!
Josuke: You could tell all that from looking at him?
Tonio: Si. It's not that hard. Also, the walls of your intestines are acting up. You haven't had much sleep recently, four hours last night, yes?
He then inspects Okuyasu's hands.
Tonio: You also have athlete's foot on your right foot. And you also have two cavities and a tense left shoulder.
Okuyasu: HOLY SHIT! HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS?!
Tonio: I can tell by my eyes and the touch through my hands.
Okuyasu: It's all true! All of it!
Yang: I'm surprised he didn't call out your stupidity.
Ruby: Oh come on Yang, Okuyasu tries his best.
Tonio: You see, I've traveled around the world to study the art of making food that relieves people's health problems in order to make them feel better. I studied Chinese medicinal arts, Amazonian medicine, and African herbs as well. Then I incorporated all of these into my country's cuisine. The people of Southern Itlay, the people of the coast, have been known for living long lives with virtually no illnesses. That is due tot eh fact that they eat healthy Italian food. I will prepare a meal for you that will make you feel much better. Now what about you?
(Y/N): I'll take what Okuyasu's having!
Ruby: I guess I'll have some too!
Yang: Same here!
Josuke: Uh, I'll just take a cappuccino.
Ruby: Oh, going the coffee route?
Josuke: It's not coffee Ruby, it's cappuccino, there's a difference.
Tonio: Io capito. I understand.
He served you all some water and then left.
(Y/N): Well, down the hatch!
Okuyasu took his drink.
Okuyasu: WOW! Hey guys, this mineral water! It's amazing!
(Y/N): Hmm ...
You took a drink.
(Y/N): WOW THAT'S GOOD!
Ruby: YEAH!
Ruby and Yang began to drink it, and they loved it!
Josuke: (drinking it) You're right, it's great!
Okiyasu: It's like an elegant feeling! The water a princess from the Alps would drink while playing her harp! This is how water would taste after you've been wandering around in the desert for three days!
Ruby: How did Tonio get this water?
Yang: He probably went to a mountain spring.
Okuyasu then began to cry.
Okuyasu: MAN! THIS IS SO GOOD!
Josuke: Woah, Okuyasu, no need to cry over water.
Okuyasu: I can't help it! It tastes so pure! Hey, anyone got a handkerchief? I can't stop!
And then the tears began to pour out!
(Y/N): HOLY CRAP! OKUYASU!
Okuyasu: WHY CAN'T I STOP!?! IT'S A FUCKING FLOOD HERE!
Ruby: Not only that, but your eyes are all shrunken!
Tonio: Momento, please don't worry.
Tonio appeared.
(Y/N): WHAT DID YOU DO TO OKUYASU?!
Josuke: YEAH! WHAT WAS WITH THAT DRINK?!
Tonio: Please calm down, his eyes will only be that way for a while. I have a lot of confidence in my food. I will never give my customers something tat will harm them. That Mineral Water is from Africa's Mt. Kilamanjaro. It is melted snow from 500 years ago.
Yang: That's some water!
Tonio: Si. It has the effect of washing away and cleansing the eye, while relieving one of insomnia. The reason why you four are not crying is because you all had a full night's rest last night.
Okuyasu: GUYS!
Okuyasu seemed much better!
Okuyasu: My sleep deprivation is gone! It feels like I've gotten a full 10 hours worth of sleep!
(Y/N): But ... you ... and-
Josuke: You were crying ... a second ago.
Ruby: Uh ...
Tonio: Now for the appetizer. Mozzarella and Tomato Salad.
(Y/N): Hmm ...
You, Josuke, Ruby, and Yang were getting suspicious.
Okuyasu: Hey Tonio, what's Mozzarella?
Tonio: Mozzarella cheese is a fresh, semi-soft cheese that has no fat in it. Everyone in Italy eats it. And it is a representative Italian Antipasto.
Yep, a good old taste of Mozzarella and Tomato Salad!
Najimi: Four lives of Mozzarella cheese and five slices of tomato make up this fine dish!
And Tonio uses a special dressing as well!
Najimi: That's right. Consisting of anchovy fillet, seaweed, white wine vinegar, olive oil, lemon juice, salt, pepper, and a bit of lettuce and Basilico.
Tonio: The ones who utilized tomatoes first in their cooking were the Italians. No one can cook tomatoes than my people. This isn't just me boasting either, this is what I feel pride in! I will never make food that will appeal only to a few snobby food critics. I aim to make food that will be passed down from mother to daughter, food that respects its ingredients, food that will go on as time passes on.
Ruby: Wow, he's really passionate about his cooking! He could even rival Sanji!
(Y/N): True. I mean, Sanji's cooking is something anyone will love once they first eat it.
Tonio: Enjoy.
Okuyasu: Alright!
Okuyasu took a bite of the cheese.
(Y/N): So?
Okuyasu: I mean it's pretty good. Yeah, but I just don't get it. This cheese doesn't really have that ... taste.
Tonio: That's because you have to eat it with the tomato. That's how it gets really good.
Okuyasu: The tomato? You know we Japanese have different tastes than other foreigners do.
He tried both together.
Tonio: AWESOME! THIS IS SO GOOD!
You, Ruby, and Yang ate some.
(Y/N): MMMM!
Ruby: SO DELICIOUS!
Yang: I don't usually eat salad, but- MAN! I LOVE THIS SALAD!
Josuke: Seriously?
Okuyasu: The juiciness of the tomato melds together with the freshness of the cheese! It's a harmony of taste! It's a perfect duet like Simon and Garfunkel!
Tonio: Grazie, Signore. I am honored that you enjoy it.
Josuke: Hey, mind if I have some?
(Y/N): Sure, here you go Josuke.
You gave Josuke some of yours.
Josuke: WOW! THIS IS SO FREAKING GOOD!
Tonio: Another thing you should know. It will help a customer out with a stiff shoulder.
Yang: Huh?
Okuyasu: You know, my neck is burning up. I'm sweating.
Tonio: Maybe you should take off your jacket.
Okuyasu removed his jacket and began to scratch at his left shoulder.
Okuyasu: Damn! My shoulder is itching like crazy!
And then his skin came off!
Ruby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Okuyasu: IT'S STICKING TO MY FINGERS!
Tonio: That's just dirt. All the dirt that has accumulated on the surface of your skin. What you are experiencing on your shoulder is a sign of your metabolism rising and your blood flow getting better in that area. That is because of the calcium and the vitamins in the mozzarella and the tomatoes, as well as in my special dressing, they have stimulated the thyroid gland in your throat. It secrets chemicals that increase your metabolism. Just keep rubbing and get it off.
Okuyasu: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Yang: IT'S ALL COMING OFF!
And then suddenlyit all came into a softball.
Josuke: OKUYASU! ENOUGH!
But then-
Okuyasu: Wait! I feel so light! Josuke, check it out man! I feel so light!
Josuke: ...
(Y/N): You okay Okuyasu?
Okuyas: Yeah man! My joints can bend back this much! I've never been able to do this! I'm healed of my stiff shoulder!
He began to stretch in happiness.
Tonio: Alright then, please excuse me, I need to see how the pasta is.
Tonio then left back to the kitchen.
Okuyasu: TONIO IS A TOTAL GENIUS! THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!
(Y/N): Hey, guys.
You pulled Josuke, Ruby, and Yang away.
(Y/N): Doesn't Tonio ... seem off?
Ruby: Yeah.
Yang: Definitely.
Josuke: Something is seriously up with that food alright. Could it be a Stand?
(Y/N): It has to be. It's just like what Hazamada said.
Yep, Stand Users are inadvertently drawn to one another. Regardless if they're friend or foe.
Tonio: I'm back!
You all took your seats again.
Tonio: Next dish is Spaghetti alla Puttanesca!
Yes, Pasta Puttanesca oriringaly got its name from a prostitute that first made the dish out of random or worthless ingredients.
Najimi: It's made out of spaghetti, seedless black olives, olive oil, anchovy fillet, garlic, hot peppers, small tomatoes, parsley, salt pepper, and parmesan cheese!
Tonio served you four the pasta.
Okuyasu: There's hot pepper in it?
Tonio: Si. The sauce used in Spaghetti alla Puttanesca dates back to one of the oldest sauces that we have in Italian history. I was born in Naples, but this is a sauce that is said to have originated there. And it's one of my favorite dishes.
(Y/N): Wow! That's cool!
Ruby tried some.
Ruby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! SPICY! IT'S SO GOOD BUT IT'S ALSO SO SPICY!
Okuyasu tried it.
Okuyasu: BLEGH! RUBY'S RIGHT! IT IS! Not to disrespect your cooking, Tonio. But I can't stand spicy foods! I can only eat curry with honey and apples in it. And I really can't eat sushi that has wasabi on it.
Yang: Oh come on, this shit is good!
Yang ate some of it.
Yang: I can take the spicy foods!
(Y/N): MMM! So can I! This is delicious!
Okuyasu ate more, but then had to drink some of the water.
Josuke: Okuyasu, if you can't take the heat, don't eat it.
Tonio: I see. But I make my spaghetti os that even people who are bad with spices can enjoy it. If you don't want it, then don't eat it. I'll even take it off your bill. Now I'll go get the main dish.
Okuyasu kept trying and trying and trying to eat more of it.
Okuyasu: AGH! Tonio makes such good food! It sucks I can't eat spicy food! Wait! Maybe he can make another one without the hot peppers.
Josuke: Okuyasu, did you notice that something is wrong here?
(Y/N): Yeah. I mean, the weird things that have happened to you.
Ruby: First after you drank the water, you cried so hard, your eyes deflated!
Yang: And with the salad, you made a softball out of dead skin from scratching!
Okuyasu: You think so? A few years ago when I went to the Shirabu Hot Springs in Yamagata, I definitely rubbed off that much dirt in the bath. It's fine.
Josuke But this just proves that Tonio is a Stand User.
Okuyasu: Wait, he's a Stand User?
(Y/N): Maybe.
Okuyasu tried to eat more.
Okuyasu: TOO HOT!
(Y/N), Ruby, Yang, and Josuke: STOP EATING IT ALREADY, OKUYASU!
Okuyasu: I can't help it! This sauce, I want more of it!
He kept eating more and more of the pasta!
Okuyasu: I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS! IT'S LIKE ONCE I TASTE IT, IT SUCKS ME IN! IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU HAVE TO EAT YOUR AGE'S WORTH OF BEANS DURING SETSUBUN, AND ONCE YOU START EATING, YOU CAN'T STOP!
(Y/N): JUST STOP!
And then one of the cavities in Okuyasu's mouth shot out!
Ruby: Hey, that's one of your cavities!
Okuyasu: It fell o- AAAAAAAAAGH!
He clutched his mouth in pain.
Okuyasu: I forgot about the one in my lower jaw!
The other one shot out to the ceiling!
Yang: Now that's a MOLAR!
Okuyasu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Okuyasu's teeth grew back in!
(Y/N): Okay, that's it! Josuke!
Josuke: RIGHT!
(Y/N) and Josuke: MIMIC/CRAZY DIAMOND!
You both punched the pasta and out from the tomatoes came-
Ruby: A STAND!
The Stand retreated to the kitchen!
Okuyasu: WHAT THE HELL?! I was eating those things?
Yang: That means-
(Y/N): Tonio Trussardi-
Josuke: Is a Stand User.
Okuyasu then knelt down.
Okuyasu: AGH! My insomnia's gone, my shoulder feels much better, and I have new teeth, but my stomach still hurts!
(Y/N): Come on!
Josuke, Ruby, and Yang followed you into the kitchen to confront Tonio!
And nearby you guys found the main dish.
Ruby: Lamb?
???: Yes, go on little One! Eat up!
A puppy was eating Tonio's food.
Tonio: It looks like the main dish, Lamb with Apple Sauce is a success!
And then all of a sudden-
Ruby: NO! THE POOR DOG!
Tonio: WHAT?!
He saw you all and got out a knife.
Tonio: HOW DARE YOU COME INTO MY KTICHEN! YOU HAVE SOME NERVE TO SNEAK AROUND!
The dog was in so much pain.
(Y/N): YOU HAVE ROOM TO TALK YOU SICK BASTARD!
Yang: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POOR DOG?!
Josuke: WHAT THE?!
Josuke saw Okuyasu eating the lamb!
Josuke: OKUYASU?!
Okuyasu: I CAN'T HELP IT MAN! MY STOMACH HURTS, BUT I LOVE THIS FOOD! THE SWET AND SOUR APPLE SAUCE COMBINES WITH THE JUICY LAMB TO MAKE A GREAT COMBINATION! I'M SO HAPPY!
Yang: OKUYASU! STOP EATING THE MEAT!
And then his intestines burst out!
Okuyasu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Tonio: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
Tonio appeared with a bar of soap.
Tonio: WASH YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW!
(Y/N), Josuke, Ruby, and Yang:
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Tonio: I won't forgive people for barging into my kitchen without permission! You must wash your hands before coming in! The kitchen has to be sanitary at all times!
(Y/N): You ... want us to-
Josuke: Wash our ... hands?
Ruby: Then why did you try to kill Okuyasu?
Okuyasu: HAHAHA! It's okay! My constipation is gone!
Tonio then went back to being friendly again.
Tonio: Simply fantastic! My greatest joy is to have my customers enjoy my food, and to feel better afterwards!
Ruby then saw that the puppy was alright.
Ruby: THE DOGGY! He's okay!
Tonio: The Lamb with Apple Sauce is a subtle, tricky dish. The ingreats are top secret too. I didn't want anyone to see. So I had our furry friend here check the flavors for me. He was also having a bit of a stomach problem himself.
(Y/N): So ... you just wanted to help Okuyasu with his health problems?
Ruby: There was no ulterior motives?
Tonio: Yes. What greater joy is there for a chef than to do just that? That's what I live for.
Yang: But you are a Stand User, right?
You guys all reveal your stands.
(Y/N): We are too.
Tonio: OH! I can't believe it! You five are the first ones I've met!
He then showed off his Stand.
Tonio: I first found out about my ability, Pearl Jam when I was traveling the world in pursuit of my ideal cooking style. But when I returned to Naples, nobody would acknowledge this style of cuisine that I developed. In the world of Italian cuisine someone as young as I am is not permitted to start his own restaurant.
(Y/N): So that's why you came to Japan. Japan is a place where all kinds of cuisines can be enjoyed!
Tonio: Si, and though the competition is harsh, there are also many opportunities. Ah, Morioh is such a wonderful town. There are many farms nearby where I can get my produce, and the seafood is just wonderful.
Yang: And you got angry because you're a neat guy?
Tonio: Yes! I can't stand it when people enter the kitchen without permission!
You got on your knees.
(Y/N): TONIO! WE'RE SORRY FOR MISJUDGING YOU! WE'LL CLEAN YOUR ENTIRE KITCHEN!
Tonio: Oh. Really?
(Y/N): Yes, I'll pay for everything that we ate too!
Tonio: What? Well, you don't need to go that far. Cleaning the kitchen will be just fine.
Ruby: Okay! Let's do it then!
Yang: Do we have to?
Ruby: Of course! He's such a sweet guy! It's the least we can do for misjudging him.
Josuke: Geez.
Tonio: Now, I have to prepare for dessert. That will fix your friend's athlete's foot!
And so...
Okuyasu: Pudding? Please. A man like me doesn't need-
But Okuyasu changed his tune immediately!
Okuyasu: WHAT A DAMN GENIUS! TONIO! YOU'RE THE GOD OF ALL COOKS! I'M SO PROUD TO LIVE IN THE SAME TOWN AS YOU!
And you, Ruby, Yang, and Josuke were cleaning the kitchen.
Josuke: Damn it! Okuyasu is getting all the good stuff.
Ruby: Hey, do it for Tonio!
(Y/N): Yeah! I like that guy! To be honest, I think we found a new restaurant hangout to go to!
Yang: Yeah, we got to come here again!
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