Into the Old Ruins!
You and Tippi emerged from the other side of the first world, Lineland.
It looked pretty normal all things considered, with nice drawn plains and everything.
https://youtu.be/vdPnldq0HnQ
(Y/N): Okay, so we got to find the next Pure Heart.
Tippi: I can sense it out. So you don't need to worry about that.
(Y/N): Thanks Tippi!
Tippi: No problem!
You both continued throughout the plains, only to come across a vast desert after a while.
https://youtu.be/B-Lgqay6ezE
Tippi: I really think we're getting closer.
(Y/N): Really? Well, getting the Pure Heart shouldn't be too hard.
You both continued on for quite a while, until-
???: GRAH-GOOGLY! So yer the lad stickin' his 'stachy in me boss's business!
(Y/N): Huh?
O'Chunks appeared!
https://youtu.be/V8CSyVUUvso
(Y/N): What in the-
O'Chunks: Yeh shouldn't 'ave crossed the count! Now I'm gonna 'ave teh get chunky on yeh!
(Y/N): So, you're one of Count Bleck's minions huh?
O'Chunks: O'Chunks is me name! An' I'm no common minion. I minion for the count o' counts, Count Bleck hisself! One word from me Blecky-boy, an' I come teh make yeh feel some hammage!
(Y/N): Damage.
O'Chunks: Eh?
(Y/N): It's damage, dumbass.
O'Chunks: WHATEVER! Not that it matters a pinch o' stew in a sandstorm. Yer a goner!
Tippi: Do you even know what Count Bleck is trying to do...?
O'Chunks: DEH! Me boy's usin' powers an' whatnot teh bring back some order teh this 'ere world! An enemy o' Bleck an enemy o' mine! They all get chunked!
(Y/N): Do your worst.
O'Chunks: Really? It's time teh thunder down from on high 'an deliver a beatin' o' the ages.
https://youtu.be/L-LyFMCIpok
You just delivered a punch right to his face.
O' Chunks saw the blood rush down his nose.
O'Chunks: You've gone and done it now.
https://youtu.be/jzRtwgWzG0s
You easily dodged O'Chunks' attacks, which was very easy to predict.
To be honest, the guy was all talk to you.
Hell, you didn't even take him seriously, and-
(Y/N): HA!
You punched him in the gut, causing him to wheeze in pain.
O'Chunk: Me chunks...yeh failed me! I got pummeled an yeh barely sweat yer brow. 'Ey... What kind o' strange li'l man are yeh?
Tippi: He's (Y/N), the legendary hero!
(Y/N): That's me!
O'Chunks: 'Tis an odd name, yeh, but yeh can bet yer bebby I'll remember that! YEH REMEMBER THIS (Y/N)! If yeh didn't look like such a wee toddler, I wouldn't 'ave taken it so easy on yeh! But 'ey, I have teh give it up fer yer effort, so let's call it a tie. Yeh better get some chunks o' yer own for next time, though, 'ey! 'Til we meet again, 'ey! CHUNKS AWAY!
And then he took off.
(Y/N): Well, he wasn't that bad of a guy. He's as friendly as that N'Doul guy who worked for Dio. And ... I met that guy ... in the desert. Ironic.
Soon...
You and Tippi came to some ruins.
Tippi: (Y/N), I can feel it calling. The Pure Heart is nearby.
(Y/N): Great!
Tippi: But ... something else is emanating from the sand dunes.
(Y/N): Hmm ...
You both walked on, until-
???: WARNING!
You both stopped in your tracks as a massive robotic dragon emerged from the sand!
(Y/N): A DRAGON?!
Dragon: INTRUSION DETECTED. LEAVE IMMEDIATELY OR BE PURGED.
He then examined you.
Dragon: WAIT! SCAN INITIALIZED! POSSIBLE SUBJECTION IDENTIFICATION. BUT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE. HOLD YOUR POSITION. SEARCHING DATA BANKS...
The Dragon started a search through his memory.
Fracktail: SEARCH COMPLETE: ONE POSITIVE MATCH. SYSTEM OVERLOAD! LEGENDARY HERO IDENTIFIED! FORGIVE ME, HERO. I AM KNOWN AS FRACKTAIL. MY ONLY PURPOSE IS TO DEFEND THE PURE HEART FROM LAWLESS INTRUDERS. YOU ARE LATE. I HAVE WAITED THOUSANDS OF YEARS FOR YOUR ARRIVAL. YOU MAY PASS. THE PURE HEART IS JUST AHEAD.
(Y/N): Well thanks Fracktail! Come on Tippi, let's-
???: Ahahahah! It won't be easy, Hero!
(Y/N): Huh?
Fracktail: WHO SPEAKS?
Dimentio then popped up.
(Y/N): Oh no. Not another one of you jokers.
Dimentio: So nice to meet you (Y/N) (L/N)! I am Count Bleck's humble servant, the jester of chaos, the master of dimensions, I am Dimentio!
(Y/N): Yeah, well you remind me of an asshole demon I met once.
Dimentio: It would be so very DULL if your journey ended so easily... Instead, it ends with...magic!
He casts a spell on Fracktail!
Fracktail: BZZZRRRT!
Dimentio: Yes, much better... Now you and this robotic guardian can spend some quality time... Yes, quality snack time! When he snacks...on you! For you...ARE the snack! Ciao!
He then teleports away.
Tippi: Uh ... what did he-
(Y/N): Tippi, stay back. This is bad. Fracktail?
Fracktail started to malfunction.
Fracktail: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART.
https://youtu.be/3PUNPDT2qhY
Fracktail: ...SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISC. DISC NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISC COVER IS CLOSED. READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER. NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG. APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT. YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS. WAITING FOR PROCESSORS. "404 computer hamsters not found." THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT.
And then he went berserk!
Fracktail: BEEEBLEBLIP! C:/ run query identification C:/ run insult generator C:/ results: go away yeti-lip! CTRL ALT DEL!
(Y/N): FRACKTAIL!
He lunged at you to attack!
(Y/N): WOAH!
You got onto his back!
https://youtu.be/FAQcYxq9LNI
The massive dragon took off into the sky as you held on.
Tippi: (Y/N)!
(Y/N): Sorry Fracktail! I hate to do this to you, but I have no choice!
You destroyed his antenna!
Fracktail: SYSTEM CRASH! AGH-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G. I HAVE MALFUNCTIONED. WHAT HAVE I DONE... HERO... HERO... THE ERROR IS MINE. I AM SORRY... SHAME CIRCUIT... SMOLDERING. PLEASE... YOU MUST... SAVE... OUR... WORLD...
Then he exploded as you jumped off of him.
(Y/N): Sorry.
You landed on your feet.
Tippi: (Y/N) ... I'm sorry. I couldn't-
(Y/N): It's okay Tippi. Let's go.
You all entered into the ruins where-
???: Welcome hero.
A spirit appeared.
(Y/N): Who are you?
Merlumina: I am known as Merlumina. I am a dormant soul... I have waited long to give you the Pure Heart. Yes, I have been waiting for 1,500 years. Your presence here must mean that all worlds have begun to collapse.
Tippi: Yes, that's why we came.
Merlumina: But before I give you the Pure Heart, you and I must speak.
(Y/N): Okay, I'm listening.
Merlumina: Long, long ago...my people built a civilization hailed as a beacon of culture. Sadly, despite our power, there was one thing we were powerless to stop: The Dark Prognosticus.
(Y/N): The book that Count Bleck has!
Merlumina: Nobody knows who authored the dark book. It foretold the events of the future. On the last page, it was written that a chaotic power would devour the world. We knew it had to be stopped. Our greatest minds devised a grand plan to stop the tragedy before it happened. We needed something with the pure essence of love to confront this chaos. Researchers set to work...and they created the Purity Heart. We divided the Puirty Heart into eight pieces and hid them in different dimensions. We hid them for their own protection, waiting for the day the hero would arrive. Everything was going as planned...or so it seemed. But the wheels of destiny began to spin wildly out of control. It began with a very small incident... At that time, I was young and quite beautiful... It started the day I met two very fetching young men. And, you see, my life set sail toward a maelstrom of love. You see, I asked one out, but... However... It was...well, you know... Basically...it... And then, I said... And he said... And then... ............................................................ .................................................................... ..................................................................
Eventually, you and Tippi fell asleep.
Merlumina: And THAT is why we hope the Purity Heart will have the power to defeat chaos. To save all worlds, we must find the eight Pure Hearts that form the Purity Heart. Were you listening carefully?
(Y/N): HUH?! Oh, yeah! Sure! The Purity Heart is made up of the eight Pure Hearts, and we have one of them, so we have 7 left, including the one you're about to give us.
Merlumina: Excellent... I did tell the short version, so I wasn't sure if you would fully understand. It is up to you to find the Pure Hearts, for they are our last and only hope. Go forth, hero, and save the worlds... We are all depending on you!
Merlumina gave you the second Pure Heart, which was colored orange.
(Y/N): Thanks Merlumina! Come on Tippi, let's head back to Flipside!
Tippi: Right!
Meanwhile ... at Count Bleck's Castle...
Nastasia: Yeah, so... I guess the hero went ahead and stomped you and sent you back here?
O'Chunks: Yeh gotta forgive me, Count! I've failed yeh! I've never felt less chunky in me life!
Count Bleck: Bleh heh heh heh heh heh... So our hero is real... Yes... A force to be reckoned with... Nastasia, the prophecy. Consult it and learn where the hero will go next... We will lay a devious trap for him and bring him to his very KNEES! BLECK!
Nastasia: Yeah, um, I already sent Mimi to a site picked for that purpose...
Count Bleck: This pleases Count Bleck. Excellent work, Nastasia. I have granted Mimi powers potent enough to ensure that she will obliterate this hero. Yes, he will be helpless against her. I depart! Alert Count Bleck when this "hero" is no more! BLEH HEH HEH!
He then teleported away.
Nastasia fixed her glasses, as she spoke up.
Nastasia: Yeah, I'll fire off a memo on that, but for now we have another item on the agenda. O'Chunks?
O'Chunks: Yeh?
Nastasia: Some minions in the Bowser orginization are still resisting assimilation? So I'm heading out to squash the resistance...and while I'm gone I want you to stay here. Yeah... You just sit tight and think about your recent job performance, 'K?
She then left the room.
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