I am an Alien!


Yoshihiro continued his search for Stand Users, and saw someone. 

Yoshihiro: AHA! That makes six already! Now I have another Stand User to help me! SIX IS ENOUGH! NOW ANYONE WHO DARES TO THREATEN MY SON WILL BE SLAUGHTERED! 

Yoshihiro threw the arrow at the man, but it bounced off of him! 

???: Huh? What was that? 

Yoshihiro: WHAT?! He was chosen by the arrow, and it repelled off of him! 

Meanwhile... 

You, Yang, Josuke, and Okuyasu were just walking down the street as Josuke broke the silence. 

Josuke: You guys know that money we won in the lottery? 

Yang: You mean the ones who split with Shigechi? 

Josuke: Yeah. My Mom found out about it and froze my bank account. She said "you should save it for college." 

(Y/N): Ah, isn't Tomoko a great Mom? 

Josuke: YOU KIDDING ME?! SHE- 

Yang: Josuke, she's doing this for your own good. I know my Mom would make me do the same. Well, now she would. 

Okuyasu: You and your mom don't get along? 

Yang: We do now. But back then was different. 

(Y/N): Yeah, it's a long story. 

Josuke: I know, I know. It's just that it's happening while Kira is out there. And yet she cut my allowance for the summer. 

(Y/N): Geez. 

Okuyasu: HEY! What's that? 

Okuyasu spotted something. 

(Y/N): What the hell? 

Okuyasu: It's one of those ... uh ... what do you call it ... uh ... 

Yang: It's a crop circle. 

Okuyasu: YEAH! YEAH! Crop circle! I can't believe it! And we're the first ones to see it! Imagine, we'll be famous! 

Josuke: Hang on Okuyasu. There's something in the middle. 

Yang: Really? 

Yang used Firework to see. 

Yang: YEAH! THERE'S A GUY THERE! 

(Y/N): SERIOUSLY?! 

Yang: And he's wearing a school uniform! 

Josuke: WHAT?! 

Josuke began to go in. 

Okuyasu: Wait, we're not really going to go in there are we? 

Josuke: It's not like we have a choice! 

Okuyasu: What if it's a trap? 

Yang: Then we have to go for it! 

(Y/N): Yeah!

You all went in. 

And you checked the man's pulse. 

(Y/N): It looks like he's alive. There's a scratch on his neck, but other than that he's okay. HEY! 

Yang: YO! RISE AND SHINE! 

Okuyasu: I don't recognize this guy. But- Oh, he's waking up! 

The man opened his eyes and stood up. 

???: Where am I? 

(Y/N): Oh, hi there. You're in the Grape Hills fields of Morioh. 

Josuke: What happened here? How did you get in this circle? Were you hit by something? 

???: Is this earth? 

Everyone: ..... 

???: Lst night I was taking a walk when suddenly I fell ill. It seems that I lost consciousness. That would have been ... I would say 13 earth hours ago. 

You all paused for a few seconds and- 

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

You all started to roll around laughing! 

Okuyasu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! 

Yang: YOU SET UP A CROP CIRCLE AND WAITED FOR US TO COME BY?! HA! THAT'S HILARIOUS! 

Josuke: You got us good man, if that whole alien thing doesn't work, you can become a comedian! 

(Y/N): HAHAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T! I CAN'T! MY STOMACH! 

He then took some stomach medicine out of his bag an handed it to you. 

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Yang: THIS GUY IS A FUCKING COMEDIC GENIUS! 

Suddenly you all calmed down. 

(Y/N): Whew, that was good. So, where do you come from? 

???: My home planet is the Magellanic Clouds. Unfortunately, it was destroyed. I came to earth to see whether it was fit for habitation and whether the people were kind here. I studied your language on my orbiting spaceship. 

Yang: Okay, I think you've done enough. 

(Y/N): Yeah, I don't know if you're actually an alien or not, but here. 

You gave him some tissues. 

And then- 

Alien: Thank you, that was very delicious. 

You all just stared at him with shock. 

Okuyasu: Oh would you look at the time! We got to get going! 

(Y/N): Yeah. We got ... things to do. 

You all left. 

Yang: Dude, he just ate the tissues! 

Okuyasu: Is he really taking a joke that far? 

Josuke: He's either crazy or desperate for laughs. 

Later... 

You all went to the ice cream store, but it was closed. 

(Y/N): DAMN IT! 

Yang: Man, I really wanted a big sundae. Nothing says a good day like a big sundae. 

(Y/N): You say that about all foods. 

Yang: What can I say? Your eating habits have grown on me. And it helps with all the training exercises too! 

The guy from before appeared. 

???: Do you want some ice cream? 

Okuyasu: Oh, you again. I guess so. But they're closed. 

Alien: No, it's the most I can do for the kindness from before. 

He then brought some ice cream cones out of his bag. 

Everyone: ..... 

(Y/N): Thanks. 

Yang: And it's ... still cold. 

Alien: Earth is a nice place. I like it. 

(Y/N): Uh ... Just who are you? How did you do this? 

Alien: I thought I was clear before, I come from the Magellanic Clouds to investigate whether earth was good for habitation. Oh, but I guess earth customs require that I introduce myself first. My name is Nu Mikitakazzo N'shi. I have lived for 216 of your earth years. I am employed as an intergalactic pilot. My hobbies involve caring for animals. 

Yang: Wow. This guy is ... 

(Y/N): A Stand User. I bet. 

You all just look at him. 

Josuke: So, you're 216 years old? 

Mikitaka: Yes. 

You all go into thinking poses, and he starts mimicking. 

Okuyasu: And you're an inter-whatsit pilot? 

(Y/N): Intergalacitc. 

Yang: So, you are an alien? 

Mikitaka: Yes, I am an alien if that's the term. 

(Y/N): Where's your ship? 

Mikitaka: I could call it here, but it is unfortunately at what you would call L2 Orbit, 1.5 Million KM above us. It would arrive in 3 days. 

(Y/N): Let me guess, do you ontroll it with your watch? 

Mikitaka: HOW DID YOU KNOW?! PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE ELSE! 

Yang: I wouldn't dream of it. It's our secret. 

Josuke: Guys, do you seriously believe- 

(Y/N): We've met aliens before. So Mikitaka, do you have a laser gun or any other extra-terrestrial things in your bag? 

Mikitaka: Yes. But I come in peace, so I left all my weapons on my spaceship. I do have an electrical toothbrush though. 

He brought out the device from his bag. 

Okuyasu: Does your species have green blood? 

Mikitaka: Do you doubt the veracity of my claims? 

(Y/N): NO! Not at all. I- 

Okuyasu: Geez. Do we have to keep humoring him? Get lost you crazy- 

Suddenly a fire truck came by with a siren blaring. 

(Y/N): Where's a fire happen-

Mikitaka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

(Y/N): HOLY CRAP! 

Yang: HIS FACE IS TURNING RED! 

Indeed, Mikitaka's face was turning red! 

Mikitaka: MAKE THAT NOISE STOP! I CAN'T STAND IT! MAKE IT STOP! 

Yang: Wow, he really hates sirens. 

Mikitaka: I CANNOT STAND THIS TERRIBLE, DISCORDANT NOISE! 

Then he jumped into a bush nearby. 

(Y/N): Hey! 

You ran to him. 

(Y/N): Are you okay?

Mikitaka: NO! YOU HAVE TO GET ME AWAY FROM THE OISE! 

He then transformed into something! 

(Y/N): You can transform? 

Mikitaka: I can assume any form. But I cannot take the form of any complex self-powered machine. Please get me away from the noise. 

He turned into some sneakers and went on your feet. 

(Y/N): Are you a Stand User or- WOAH! 

You were running at top speed! 

Josuke: (Y/N)? 

Yang and Okuyasu: Where did he go? 

Soon enough... 

You were on top of a building with Mikitaka by your side. 

(Y/N): Wow. That was crazy. Nice Stand. 

Mikitaka: What's a Stand? 

(Y/N): This! 

You showed Mimic. 

Mikitaka: I do not see it. 

(Y/N): Huh? He can't see Stands? That's weird. 

You then thought it over. 

(Y/N): Okay so, he doesn't work for Kira's Dad. That's a good thing. He's a nice guy, that's for sure. Is there any family with you? 

Mikitaka: I came all alone. 

(Y/N): Right. Did you tell anyone else about being an alien? 

Mikitaka: No one else except for your friends. By the way, my entire race reacts poorly to that siren noise. We're very sensitive. But, I do want to thank you for saving me. 

(Y/N): Well- 

He took out a fan. 

Mikitaka: I heard that your kind enjoys being fanned by servants. 

(Y/N): WOAH! No, I don't- 

He then turned into a back scratcher. 

Mikitaka: Or how about a back scratcher? 

(Y/N): NO! I'm fine! I just did it because I like helping people! 

Mikitaka: Oh, well, there must be something I could do. 

(Y/N): I'm fine really. Thanks Mikitaka. Hmm ... you turned into sneakers and you did something with the ice cream? 

Mikitaka: Yes, the ice cream came from my fingers. The only things I can't make are complex machines or anything more powerful than my form. I'm also unable to copy faces. 

(Y/N): Hmm ... I don't know. But I think my friend Josuke would like to see what you could do! 

Mikitaka: And what would he like? 

(Y/N): I need to get him some cash. And so, turn into some dice. 

Mikitaka: Very well. It's quite easy. 

He turned into a small die. 

Mikitaka: How is that? 

(Y/N): Nice! Thanks. And I know exactly who he can get money from. 

Later... 

Yang: You had him help Josuke get money off of Rohan? 

(Y/N): Yep! 

Yang: It's because you don't like him, him right? 

(Y/N): Of course! He's such a narcissistic dick! I thought that this would teach him something. 

But then you both saw- 

(Y/N): TAMAMI?! 

Tamami: Oh, (Y/N), Yang. 

Yang: What's going on man? You're finally out of the hospital. 

Tamami: Yeah! Josuke and Rohan were playing this game of Cee-Lo, and I was there to make sure no cheating was involved, and then all of a sudden the house got on fire! 

(Y/N): Oooh ... 

Yang: Well, that's- 

The Next Day... 

(Y/N): Hey! 

You found Mikitaka. 

(Y/N): Sorry about that. 

Mikitaka: Ah, it's alright Mr. (Y/N). Mr. Josuke got me out of there very nicely. I appreciate all that you've done for me. 

(Y/N): No problem. By the way, do you have anywhere to stay? 

???: MIKITAKA! 

A woman appeared. 

???: We just moved, so there are a lot of errands for you to run! 

Mikitaka: I'll be right there, Mom. 

(Y/N): WOAH! 

Mikitaka's Mother: Don't tell me you're at it again. Seriously, at your age going around telling people you're an alien? 

(Y/N): Uh- 

Mikitaka's Mother: Please don't pay attention to my son's stories. He tired the same thing at his school back in Tokyo. But you don't look like the type of person who would be taken in so easily, right? 

(Y/N): Well- 

Mikitaka's Mother: Come on Mikitaka, let's go! 

Mikitaka: Don't pay her any mind. I used brainwashing on her so she believes I'm her son. My earth name is Mikitaaka Hazekura. 

(Y/N): Oh, I see. 

Mikitaka: Well, I have some paperwork to do for my school. Farewell, my friend. 

He then left. 

(Y/N): BYE! Alien or not, he's a really nice guy. I like him. 

Yoshihiro watched from above. 

Yoshihiro: Could he really be an alien? Or was it that he already had a Stand? But, it seems that he's friends (Y/N) (L/N) and Josuke Highashikata! No matter! Yuya Fungami and his Highway Star will crush all of those who go after my Son! 

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