It took a whole 34 days for you all travel across space, and the whole time, you were doing two things, training with Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Gohan, and Krillin; and sleeping with Bulma.

Well, the truth is you both were doing more than sleeping. 

Bulma: OOOOH! OOOH YES!!! YES! HARDER! HARDER!!!

(Y/N): YEAH, HERE IT COMES! KA ... ME ... HA ... ME ... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Bulma: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! 

(Y/N): Well? 

Bulma: (blushing) Wow ... that was amazing. 

(Y/N): Told you that it was going to be worth it. 

Bulma: Yeah, I- Wait. 

(Y/N): What? 

Bulma: Where's your condom? 

(Y/N): Girl, I don't need one! 

Ruby: HEY! (Y/N)! Bulma! AGH! 

Ruby closed her eyes as she entered. 

(Y/N): Yeah, Ruby? 

Ruby: I see Namek! We're here! 

Namek (Piccolo and Kami's Homeworld!) 

(Y/N): Okay, let's go. 

You all landed on the planet, and well Weiss went out to see if the air was fine. 

Weiss: Okay, the air is breathable here. 

(Y/N): Great, that's a good sign. 

Everyone then got outside. 

Gohan: Hey, this looks a lot like the place where Piccolo trained me. 

Blake: Yeah, where we fought Vegeta and his partner? What was his name again? 

(Y/N): I think it was Nappa. Now, let's see if the Dragon Radar works. 

You activated it and got signs. 

(Y/N): OH HELL YEAH! IT WORKS! NOW- SHIT! 

Krillin: Oh no, whenever he says that, it's not good. (Y/N) what is it? 

Bulma: It's probably the Namekians. I mean- 

(Y/N): No. It's- 

You saw Vegeta's pod. 

(Y/N): Vegeta. 

Krillin and Bulma:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Weiss: OH KNOCK IT OFF YOU TWO! 

They both stopped and were shaking in fear. 

Ruby: How did he get here so quickly? 

(Y/N): He's still after the wish of immortality. Bulma, go back to earth, we'll find the Dragon Balls. And- Oh no. 

Krillin: AGAIN?! What is it this time? 

(Y/N): I sense something ... even worse. A very disgusting and vile force. This ... is something that makes Vegeta look like a saint. 

Ruby: What? Who? 

Meanwhile... 

We see Frieza in a little pod with his men having obtained four giant Dragon Balls so far. 

Frieza: And that makes four, only 3 left. Honestly, this is going to make things so much easier with you two by my side. 

???: Heh, I'm surprised you didn't call on me sooner, my Lord. 

Dodoria (One of Frieza's Top Henchman! He has been recently promoted to serving his master alongside Zarbon!) 

Dodoria: I recently heard that Cui was murdered by Vegeta. Poor bastard. 

Zarbon: Wait, who was Cui again? 

Dodoria: You know, that purple fish guy. He really hated and loved to mess with Vegeta. 

Zarbon: You're going to need to be more specific. The stupid brat was hated by a lot of people. 

Dodoria: Reproduce asexually. 

Zarbon: Ugh ... him. You know I wouldn't have minded so much if he wasn't all up in my face about it. I can only swallow so much. 

Frieza: Yes, while hearing about your ramblings is amusing and all, I can already tell that Vegeta is going to be a pain in our side. 

Back with you guys... 

Blake overheard voices. 

Blake: Hey, someone's coming. 

Banan and Sui (Frieza's Reconnaisance Team!) 

(Y/N): Well, looks like we got bad guys. 

Yang: Time for smashing time! 

Sui: Hey Banan, those people don't look like Namekians. Are they- 

Banan: Reports said Vegeta was mumbling about humans when he arrived on Frieza Planet No. 50. These must be them. 

Sui: Well, it doesn't matter any way, we're supposed to kill anyone. 

Banan: YOU HEAR THAT MONKEYS?! YOU'RE TOAST! 

Ruby: HEY! THAT'S RACIST! 

Blake: Very racist, might I add! 

Bulma hid behind the ship. 

Bulma: GO GET EM GUYS! 

They prepared to attack, but- 

Ruby: HA! 

Ruby kicked Banan in the stomach, and then Yang uppercutted Sui in the face! 

Next they were knocked down into you, who lariated them into Gohan and Krillin, who finished them off! 

But not before Sui aimed a blaster at the ship, and blasted the controls of the ship! 

(Y/N): OUR SHIP! 

Sui: Ha, sucks ... to be ... you. 

Both of them collapsed. 

Bulma: NO! OUR SHIP! THAT WAS OUR WAY HOME! NOW HOW DO WE GET BACK TO EARTH?! 

(Y/N): Bulma, listen to me. 

You grabbed her by the shoulders. 

(Y/N): Stay safe, stay hidden, and be cautious. Okay? 

Bulma: (blushing) O-Okay. 

You then kissed her. 

(Y/N): I love you. 

Bulma: I love you too. 

(Y/N): Okay, come on guys, no time to waste. 

Meanwhile ... 

Zarbon: AGH! 

Frieza: What is it Zarbon? 

Zarbon: I sensed immense power levels from the scouters. And- 

Zarbon's scouter malfunctioned. 

Zarbon: Oh dear, it went off prematurely. 

Dodoria: HA! Maybe it's just faulty, i- AAAAAAAGH! 

His did too. 

Dodoria: Uh ... Lord Frieza ... someone's hear. Someone who outmatches all of us. 

Frieza: What? Dodoria- 

Frieza got up close to his minion. 

Frieza: (threateningly) Do you want to say that again in front of me? NO ONE OUTMACHES ME! NOT VEGETA AND NOT- Wait, who else is here? 

He checked his scouter. 

Frieza: Is that another monkey? No matter. 

Zarbon: But Lord Frieza, what if- 

Frieza: It doesn't matter Zarbon. Once I get my immorality, this threat will mean nothing to me. Now then, I say we go and get another Dragon Ball, shall we? 

Dodoria and Zarbon: Yes Sir! 

The three, headed off with their men following them. 

At the same time... 

Ruby makes a phone call to Roshi. 

Ruby: Master! 

Roshi: Oh, Ruby, what's going on? 

Ruby: Tell Goku now, there's someone out there even stronger than Vegeta! We need him on Namek as quickly as possible! 

Roshi: S-Stronger than Vegeta? Alright, if you say so. 

Ruby: Thanks. 

The group then found a village under attack by Frieza, Dodoria, and Zarbon. 

(Y/N): That's him alright. 

Yang: Geez, they look ugly. 

Weiss: And is it just me or are those Dragon Balls the size of a person's head? 

Ruby: I know, it's crazy! I didn't think they would be that big. 

Krillin: Even crazier is the middle one in the chair, she looks like a total fag. 

Everyone: KRILLIN! 

Krillin: What? Freaky alien genotype. What did you think I meant? 

Gohan: You know, the derogatory term for homosexual. 

Krillin: THAT THING IS A GUY?! 

Dodoria: What was that? 

Krillin: Uh ... QUACK! 

Dodoria: Oh, just a space duck. 

Frieza: Good, now then- 

Frieza's men pushed the Namekians forward. 

Some of them were very nervous. 

Mouri (A Namekian Village Elder!) 

Dende (A Young Namekian who has no clue about how important he will become to our heroes!) 

Mouri: Who are you people? 

Frieza: I am Frieza, and we're a traveling improv group. Here let me give you a demonstration. My men will be a bunch of drunken sailors, and you're a bunch of baby seals. And GO! 

Some of Frieza's men killed some of the villagers. 

Frieza: See? 

Mouri: (sweating) What do you want from us? Why are you doing this? 

Frieza: Well I was in the area and I thought this would be a delightful place for a- (serious) What the fuck do you think I'm here for? 

Mouri: Our trees? 

Frieza: Zarbon! 

Zarbon beheaded one Namekian, and gutted another one. 

Ruby: Oh God! 

Weiss: Those ... monsters. 

(Y/N): Like I said, Vegeta is a saint compared to them. 

Frieza: Ooh nicely done, Zarbon. 

Mouri: Listen, we don't even know where the Dragon Ball is. 

Frieza: Oh that's funny. You know the last Namekian elder we met said something along the same lines. He couldn't cooperate. And well, I had to make him eat his own organs afterwards. I'd say it was a delicious sight to watch. We know everything about you people. 

Mouri: And what do you want to wish for? 

Frieza: Eternal life. 

Mouri: I'll never hand it over to a demon like you! 

Frieza: Well then in that case- 

He snapped his fingers. 

Frieza: Dodoria. 

Dodoria: Sure thing. 

He let the Dragon Balls down. 

As they braced for an attack, some more Namekians appeared. 

Frieza: Oh goodie, more baby seals! 

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As the brave warriors prepared for battle, Frieza's men charged in to attack, only to get their asses whooped. 

Frieza: Goodness this is taking a while. 

Dodoria and Zarbon soon got in, and the poor Namekians didn't stand a chance as Dodoria crushed their skulls, and Zarbon ripped open any of their fluids! 

Gohan: WHAT ARE WE DOING?! WE NEED TO GO! 

(Y/N): Yeah, we- 

Krillin: GUYS! WE NEED TO STICK TO THE PLAN! QUACK! 

Ruby: WHAT PLAN?! YOU JUST KEEP QUACKING?! 

Krillin: And they don't know we're here yet! 

And Mouri couldn't handle it anymore. 

Mouri: HERE! JUST TAKE THE FOUR-STAR BALL AND LEAVE! 

He hands it over. 

Freiza: There, now was that so hard? Now, where are the other two? 

Mouri: WHAT?! IF YOU THINK I'LL BETRAY MY PEOPLE, THEN YOU ARE MISTAKEN! 

He charged to Frieza, only for Dodoria to snap his neck! 

Dodoria: Man, that was a really stupid thing for you to do. 

Dende was the only one left. 

Dende: My ... brothers. YOU KILLED THEM ALL! YOU BASTARDS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

But then Dodoria kicked him! 

Ruby: YOU! 

Dodoria: Hey Lord Frieza, should I- 

Frieza: Yes, I think it would make a nice head rest on my wall. 

Dodoria: ALRIGHT! WHATEVER YOU SAY! 

Gohan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Gohan kicked Dodoria in the face! 

Dodoria: AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! BITCH! 

Krillin: GOHAN WHAT ARE YOU- 

(Y/N): Screw it Krillin, we're doing the right thing! 

Dodoria: WHY YOU L- 

You then punched Dodoria so hard that he was knocked unconscious! 

Then Ruby grabbed Dende. 

(Y/N): HEY! FRIEZA RIGHT? YOU'RE DEAD! 

You all took off. 

Frieza: Zarbon, what the hell was that? 

Zarbon: I believe one of them was the space duck. 

Frieza: Right. Now then, Dodoria? 

Dodoria got up. 

Dodoria: LITTLE BASTARDS! HOW DARE THEY- 

Zarbon: Believe me, I know how it feels like to take it in the face. 

Frieza: Yes, good to see you got up Dodoria. Now, I know you shouldn't be in any rush or anything, but- THEY'RE GETTING AWAY YOU FAT BASTARD!! 

Dodoria then pursued all of you in a rage!