Enigma Boy!
You realized that you guys were going to need an expert to find out who defeated Ruby and Koichi. Because the two had vanished.
(Y/N): And that's why we came to you.
The only person who could help was Yuya.
Josuke: Your scent-tracking abilities could help us.
Yang: So what do you say Yuya Fungami? Josuke heals you up, and you help us out.
Yuya: WHAT KIND OF SHIT ARE YOU TALKING! LOOK AT ME! I'M FULLY CAST!
Yes, he was fully casted that his face couldn't even be seen.
(Y/N): Okay, suit yourself.
You all go to leave.
Yuya: NO WAIT! COME BACK! You're giving up already?
(Y/N): Sheesh. First you tell us to get lost, and now you agree?
Yuya: The truth is, I need to get back to normal fast! My girlfriends can't even bear to look at me. Besides, it was my fault anyway. Why should I have to hate you?
Yang: Wow, I thought he'd be a bigger jerk than Rohan. But you can admit to your mistakes?
(Y/N): Okay, so Ruby dropped her scythe. She always has it on her.
Josuke: And Koichi dropped his bookbag. They are the only leads he's got.
Yuya: Hang on. First heal me up, and then I'll sniff it out with Highway Star.
(Y/N): Actually, Josuke already healed you.
Yuya: HUH?!
He got up and out of his cast.
Yuya: I AM HANDSOME AGAIN!
He then changed into his clothes.
(Y/N): Oh God! He's a pretty boy!
Yang: The types you can't stand.
Yuya: Don't I resemble Michelangelo's David? That's how good looking I am. Well, let's let bygones be bygones. But, does Crazy Diamond repair with 100% accuracy?
Josuke: No nitpicking. Move on to business. We need to make sure how strong the scent is.
Yuya: Although I don't like being treated like a dog, I will say I've gotten better since I have Highway Star here. With a scent like this, I can pick up anything within 10 meters.
He sniffed around.
Yuya: For example, right now there are some girls coming down the hallway.
(Y/N): Oh. Are they-
Yuya: My girls. THey just got back from playing pachinko. They are called Reiko, Akemi, and Yoshie.
Then the three girls showed up.
Reiko, Akemi, and Yoshie: YUYA!!! YOU'rE ALRIGHT!
They were all over him like crazed fangirls!
(Y/N): Can't help but say, I'm feeling-
Yang: Dude, you know I'm better looking. I mean, look at this chest size. And I rock in bed.
(Y/N): (Sigh) (blushing hard) Yeah, that's very true.
The thre then noticed you all.
Akemi: IT'S THEM!
Reiko: GET AWAY FROM OUR YUYA!
Yuya: Woah, they're cool. Calm down. Anyway, did you three get back from Pachinko?
Akemi: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
Yuya: I can smell the butt sweat off the back of your skirts like you've been sitting on vinyl seats for hours. No way you three are reading books or whatever. Plus, Akemi, eve since you arrived, you've been rally happy about something. You won right?
Akemi: AWWW! You know I was going to share it with you! I got some chocolate!
Yuya: See? I can't live without my girls. You preserved my beauty.
(Y/N): Glad to have you on board Yuya!
Yang: NOW LET'S FIND THE BASTARD WHO TOOK RUBY AND KOICHI! BIG SIS HAS A BEATDOWN TO THROW!
Soon...
The four of you arrived where Ruby and Koichi were last seen.
(Y/N): Okay, the Hirose House is about 2 minutes in that direction.
Josuke: And my place is about 5 minutes away too.
Yang: There shouldn't be any witnesses.
Yuya: Listen, our deal was that I track. Not fight. Right?
Josuke: Why are you asking that.
Yuya: Because-
He pointed over to a guy.
Yuya: Ruby and Koichi's scents are covered in him!
Yang: So that bastard works for Kira's Dad huh? HEY ASSHOLE! LET MY SISTER GO!
But he turned and walked away.
Josuke: YOU HEARD HER, YOU FUCKER! COME BACK HERE!
Josuke charged at him!
Josuke: WHERE ARE RUBY AND KOICHI?!
But then as he grabbed him, Tomoko appeared.
(Y/N): TOMOKO?!
Yang: SHIT!
Josuke: MOM! HOLY CRAP! IT'S MOM!
(Y/N): What the fuck?!
Yuya: I don't get it. I blinked. And now he brought out Josuke's Mom? I've heard that Jotaro can stop time for 2 seconds ... maybe it's like that? But it's impossible even for Jotaro to switch places with someone this far from cover so quickly!
(Y/N): Hmm ..
You checked Tomoko.
(Y/N): It's okay guys, she's alive!
Josuke: OKAY THIS GUY IS DEAD! HOW DARE HE MESS WITH MY MOM!
Yang: COWARD! Yuya, where is he?
Yuya: He's around here somewhere. Close. I can smell him.
???: My, so that's Yuya Fungami. I didn't expect them to use him and his nose. He might even e able to sniff out my hiding spot. But that's okay. I intended to catch on eventually. I always planned to bring Josuke's Mom into this. It's the easiest way to observe Josuke. Soon Enigma will bring them to an end.
One Hour Ago...
https://youtu.be/los7ri5VWbs
Play from 2:16-end...
???: Koichi Hirose and Ruby Rose were easy. He linked twice when I came at him, and she squeaked like a mouse when I got him. Now I have Tomoko Higashikata too! I heard they were tough, but for him to freak out when his mother came out. Oh my. I'm about 80% certain that Josuke's terror's tell is biting his lip. When Josuke's afraid he bites his lower lip. (Y/N) is breathing heavily, and Yang's hair is spiking up.
(Y/N): YUYA!
Yang: WHERE IS HE?!
Yuya: I don't know! I never promised to fight! I said I would track them down! If I tell you anymore, then I'd just be fighting against him! It's too dangerous for me to help! I don't want to make enemies with Kira's Dad and them. I did what you asked. And I appreciate all you did for healing me. If I get myself in even more trouble because of it, well it's dumb. I'm sorry!
Yang: Hey! Look, there's a piece of paper here.
Yuya: Did the scent just move?
Yang pulled out a piece of paper.
And then when Josuke flipped it over-
Josuke: There's nothing here.
But then-
A gun came out and shot you guys!
(Y/N): AGH!
Yang: ASSHOLE!
Josuke: It's some fucking boring ass Stand like the one that the Geezer has!
The guy then appeared.
(Y/N): WHY YOU!
???: So my Stand is boring. But just think about it. I can turn anything into paper and file it away until I need it. That's useful whether you want to believe it or not. You saw that I had that gun. I even filed away some Tonkotsu Ramen from Kyuushuu while it was till fresh.
Then he pulled out another paper.
???: This paper has both Ruby Rose and Koichi Hirose. They're both alive of course. My boring Stnad just boringly preserves things.
Yang: THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE!
(Y/N): LET'S GET THIS BASTARD! YOU SURRENDER OR WE'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
But as you guys charged at him, he threw the paper into traffic!
(Y/N): NO!
All of you did the quirks to show fear!
???: YES! I GOT YOU!
His Stand appeared!
???: Enigma finally has you all now!
Yang: HEY! SHIT!
(Y/N): LET GO!
You all got sucked into a piece of paper.
???: You sure like to talk big. But you're not tough. Yuya Fungami. You did a smart move. The old man didn't give me any orders concerning you. But I know that the tell for your fear is touching your chin. If you want to stay alive, then stay neutral.
He turned a paper into a taxi.
???: Take me to the Morioh Grand Hotel.
Cab Driver: Uh ... right away.
But then Highway Star appeared to grab the paper with you, Josuke, and Yang inside.
Yuya: This is (Y/N), Yang, and Josuke. Now where are Ruby and Koichi?
???: THE HELL?!
Yuya: Being a coward. Damn it. When I think about my girls, and how they can see me. THEN I KNOW I GOT TO START FIGHTING! You think I can let people like you and Kira off so easy? Letting you off hurts my image! NOW LET THEM GO!
???: What you did was an idiotic move. You're making an enemy of Kira's f-
Yuya: SHUT IT! JUST TURN THEM BACK TO NORMAL!
???: Word of advice. It's jut a simple fact, but I'm sure you'll find it interesting. You see, I don't have to open the paper. Anyone can do it, and what's inside will come out.
Yuya: HUH?!
He tried to unfold the paper and saw all three of you in!
???: Easy right? Well, it won't be easy for you!
But Highway Star split up!
Yuya: Highway Star might not be strong, but it's relentless! All I have to do is open teh papers!
The taxi then parked.
Yuya: What?
He went over to the taxi.
Uuya: His scent is strong. I can smell it. But where the fuck is he?
Then he noticed the papers.
Yuya: There they are. Careful, Highway Star, this could be a trap.
He then saw another paper stuck in the door.
Yuya: Open it Highway Star!
But then flames came out and Highway Star destroyed it!
Yuya: He can even make fire into paper?! Damn. Wait ... there's another scent in here.
He sniffed around and then a scorpion came out!
Yuya: SHIT! HIGHWAY STAR!
Highway Star destroyed the scorpions.
Yuya: That was close. Now-
He opened another paper and out came a paper shredder!
Yuya: A PAPER SHREDDER?!
He tried to turn it off, but it was no use!
Yuya: (Y/N)! YANG! JOSUKE! RUBY! KOICHI! SHIT! SHIT!
Yuya touched his chin as the Enigma Boy appeared.
???: There it is Yuya Fungami.
???: It was really rather easy to scar eyou. But yet again, there's nobody I can't turn into paper with Enigma. Everyone is easy prey!
Yuya turned into paper, but-
Yuya: Yeah, sure. But you jut made things easy for me!
He grabbed bother papers!
Yuya: Unless I was made out of paper, there's no way I could have reached into the shredder!
???: NO! I CAN'T LET Y-
(Y/N): MIMIC: ZA WARUDO!
You then came out.
(Y/N): So, I figured it out. Enigma Boy, or let me guess, Terunosuke Miyamoto? Yeah, I read your mind. I'll hand it to you Yuya, that was pretty cool. ORA!
You punched Terunosuke in the face!
And soon Josuke, Yang, Ruby, and Koichi appeared.
Ruby: Thought you could keep us trapped forever?
Terunosuke: AGH! STAY BACK! OR I'LL RIP THIS PAPER! YUYA FUNGAMI IS IN HERE AND-
He saw some rose petals pass by him, and he was slashed and then weighed down.
Act 3: ACT 3 FREEZE!
Josuke: You know, I rally can't stand guys like you who take people hostages.
Yang: Yeah, and use psychological methods to fuck with their minds!
(Y/N): NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT!
Terunosuke: WAIT! STOP! I ... I only scared people to practice my Sand. I was trying to master it and I got carried way. I promise I've learned my lesson!
(Y/N): Actually, I noticed something.
Terunosuke: Huh?
Josuke: Yeah, when you're afraid you squint one eye.
Yang: But when you're losing it, you squint both, huh?
Terunosuke: N-N-N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Y/N) and Yang: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!!
Josuke: DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!
You all hit him with the paper from the shredder!
Josuke: Fine, look at people all you want, just don't touch!
Yang: Yeah! Like that!
Terunosuke turned into a book!
Terunosuke: I'm ... a book?
The ook was donated to the Morioh Municipal Lirary. It attracts a lot of attention due to the title, "Enigma." Although it's one of a kind, so lending is prohibited. It's said that if ou read it, you could hear faint voices every now and then.
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