Goku and Gohan were in a cave as they tried to hide from Cooler and his men. 

Goku was pretty injured. 

Gohan: Dad, are you okay? 

Goku: Hey ... Gohan ... when's dinner ready? 

Gohan: Uh ... well, right now we should be safe from- 

A bunch of energy blasts rained down as a cave in occurred. 

Gohan: Aw crapbaskets. 

The Cooler Armored Squadron had caused the cave in. 

Neiz: HA! That was a good idea, Salza! 

Doore: I doubt they survived that one! 

Salza: Yes, the best way to get rid of your enemy is to completely obliterate them! 

Cooler then showed up. 

Cooler: I see a bunch of idle hands just standing around. Now then, where is the body? 

Salza: Well Lord Cooler, I would say he has been vaporized, much like most of the forest. 

Cooler: Really? Because until I see a body, I believe my brother did a better job at killing him than you. By the end of this I'll have someone's corpse tied to the bumper of my ship.

That night... 

You all stared to walk in order to not get detected by the bad guys. 

And then- 

(Y/N): HERE! They're trapped under these rocks! 

Ruby: Really? GOKU?! GOHAN?! Are you- 

Gohan: Aunt Ruby? Is that you?! We're trapped under the rocks! Help us! 

(Y/N): Hang on! 

You began to remove the rocks quickly and saw that Goku was hurt. 

(Y/N): Okay, I know that I should use Mimic to heal Goku, but I'm not taking any chances in case something happens to me later. Ruby, Gohan, you two go to Korin's Tower and pick up some Senzu Beans. Also, use the Flying Nimbus so that they can't detect you. 

Ruby and Gohan: Alright! 

Ruby: FLYING NIMBUS! 

With the little cloud now at her disposal, Ruby and Gohan rode off to Korin's Tower!

At Korin's Tower... 

Gohan: There it is! 

Ruby: I wonder how Korin and Yajirobe are doing! 

They got there to see the two arguing. 

Yajirobe: I told you to use the brush before you got in the shower! Your hair clogs up the drain!

Korin: And I told you to stay out of my kitty treats! Seriously, they're for cats! Why do you eat them?!

Yajirobe: I swear, the only reason I live here is because it's rent free!

Korin: The only reason I let you live here is because you give the best belly rubs for a hundred miles.

Ruby: Are we interrupting something? 

Yajirobe: Oh hey there. 

Ruby: Hi! 

Gohan: We're here for some Senzu Beans! 

Yajirobe: Okay, here you- 

Korin: HEY! What are you doing?! I'm the one who created those Senzu Beans, so- 

Yajirobe: OH YEAH! WELL, I'M BEAN DADDY THIS TIME! 

Ruby: Bean Daddy? 

Yajirobe: It's a title that I came up with. 

Korin: It'll never stick. 

Ruby: Well, thanks! 

Gohan: We appreciate it! 

They both take off with the new Senzu Beans. 

Korin: They're good kids. 

Yajirobe: Yeah. 

Korin: I think I want one. 

Yajirobe: I told you. I'm not ready for kids!

Korin: Well when WILL you be ready?

Yajirobe: I don't know, okay?!

Back at the cave... 

(Y/N): I hope they're alright. 

Blake: We can only hope. Ugh, what's that smell? 

Oolong: Hey give me a break! I sweat when I'm nervous! 

Krillin: Hey, Goku's actually pretty peaceful when he's sleeping. 

Weiss: What's he dreaming about? 

Goku: (in his sleep) Oh yeah, Chichi. Pour that maple syrup all over my breakfast. 

Weiss: Of course. 

Back with Ruby and Gohan... 

Ruby: Okay, we should be nearly there! 

Gohan: Great, then we c- 

But then they ran into Cooler's men! 

Salza: Well hello Diddy, where's donkey? 

Ruby: You know, you should be afraid. 

Doore: Of what? 

Ruby: Him. 

They turned to see Piccolo! 

Gohan: PICCOLO! 

Piccolo: Okay, I think I got this one. Pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers. 

Doore: Oi! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more handsome than pretty.

Salza: And my powers are not zat weird!

Neiz: (roaring)! 

Piccolo: Alright, I take it back, you're all stupid. 

Nail: Heh, nice. 

Piccolo: Not helping Nail! 

Ruby and Gohan: THANK YOU PICCOLO! 

They took off. 

Doore: Somebody check the clock, because I believe it's go time! 

He tried to hit Piccolo, but only succeeds in missing and hitting his turban and cape! 

Then the Namekian punched him in the face! 

Piccolo: Ole! 

Doore then saw Ruby and Gohan flying away, and- 

Doore: GET BACK HERE YOU SHITS! 

He took off after them, and the whole time, Piccolo fought Neiz and Salza, with Piccolo firing a Light Grenade at Neiz, who ducked his head into his body! 

Neiz: HA! YOU MISSED! 

Salza: NEIZ YOU IMBECILE! HE WAS AIMING FOR DOORE! 

Doore: HUH?! OH NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Doore was killed in the blast! 

Neiz: YOU BASTARD! 

He charged up an electrical attack and- 

Piccolo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Nail: Well that was shocking. 

Piccolo: NAIL! 

Nail: Sorry, too soon? 

Salza: I forgot you could do that. 

Neiz: I always use it in a pinch! 

Salza: Brilliant! I'm going to go get those children! You finish him off and bring ze body back to Cooler! You know how he likes zat!

He takes off after them. 

Neiz: Good, now time f- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Piccolo grabbed Neiz and turned the tables on him, frying the alien alive! 

He then attacked Salza! 

Salza: HA! Bon mon ami! But not bon enough! 

The two proceeded to do battle. 

Meanwhile... 

(Y/N): They're here! 

Ruby: With a plentiful helping of Senzu Beans! 

Gohan: Here you go Dad! 

Gohan gave one to Goku, just as- 

???: I KNOW YOU'RE HERE MONKEYS! COME OUT WHEREVER Y- 

You blasted the figure, who turned out to be Salza! 

Salza: ARGH! WHAT?! 

Readings came on his scouter! 

Salza: Ze hell?! Could it be the legendary- 

You were as a Super Saiyan. 

(Y/N): Sup? 

Salza: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

He then ran into Cooler. 

Cooler: Going somewhere Salza? 

(Y/N): HEY COOLER! I think you should go before you underestimate us just like Frieza! 

Cooler: WHAT?! 

(Y/N): Yeah, you're underestimating what we can do, like your brother. I'm sure that- 

Cooler: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

He punched you in the face, but you smirked and punched him in the stomach! 

Cooler: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

He flew back very far, and then suddenly- 

Goku: Now, you get off of our planet! 

Goku came in as a Super Saiyan as well. 

Cooler: So, this is the power that let you beat my brother. But nevermind! I WILL STILL WIN! 

He transformed! 

Cooler: TONIGHT I DINE ON MONKEY SOUP!