Back to the Wonderful World!
(Y/N): So, what happened?
You were facing Kazuma, Aqua, Megumin, and Darkness.
Kazuma: Okay, please don't punch me in the face.
(Y/N): No promises, Nincompoop.
Kazuma: Well ... someone may or may not have been summoning monsters from a dungeon and we were kind of suspected at first.
(Y/N): I wouldn't be surprised if you were suspected.
You turned over to Megumin.
Megumin: What? WHAT?!
(Y/N): Megumin, have you blown something up recently?
Megumin: Hey, I may be an explosion enthusiast, but I'm not a sadist okay?
(Y/N): Let's see. How about all the bullying to Yunyun?
Megumin: That's ... I ... well ... I-
Darkness: We honestly don't know what happened. We haven't even gone into that dungeon for a while.
(Y/N): Not even to-
Darkness: (blushing) N-No.
(Y/N): Aqua?
Aqua: HA! In the first place, the monsters in there shouldn't be able to get near there thanks to me you know! I have a magic circle which purified the lich there!
(Y/N): WHAT?!
Kazuma: YOU WHAT?!
Aqua: I said that the magic circle is still-
Kazuma: IDIOT!
Aqua: OW!
Later...
Aqua had a black eye due to Kazuma punching her.
And Kazuma had a bump on his head.
(Y/N): Here Aqua.
You gave her a Senzu Bean.
Aqua: MMM! This is good. Where did you get it from?
(Y/N): Would you believe me it was from a talking cat who lives with a fat samurai on a tall tower?
Aqua: Yes?
(Y/N): Yeah, I got it from there.
Kazuma: Alright, we better get rid of the evidence quickly before she arrives.
(Y/N): You mean that prosecutor lady? Sena right? It's fine. Besides, I doubt these monsters are-
You saw a bunch of mini people with masks appear.
(Y/N): This is ridiculous.
Aqua: DOLLS?! SERIOUSLY?! THIS IS WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH?!
(Y/N): Aqua, don't try to-
Aqua tried to attack one, and then it grabbed onto her and-
Aqua: AAAAAAAAGH!
KABOOM!
(Y/N): Aqua? Are you okay?
Aqua: Yeah.
(Y/N): At least she's not Yamcha.
Kazuma: I don't know who this Yamcha guy is, but he sounds like a disappointment.
Yamcha Owned Count: 150...
(Y/N): Anyway, those things remind me of these plant-based creatures I was told about. They seem to explode when getting in close. So, I should deal with them. Good thing Piccolo mentioned those things beforehand.
KABOOM!
(Y/N): Huh?
You saw Darkness covered in soot.
(Y/N): Darkness?
Darkness: HAHAHAHAHA! Don't worry (Y/N)! I can endure their attacks! I'll stay ahead and open up a path!
Kazuma: What are you, a gorilla?
(Y/N): No, just a masochist. In any case, we better get moving.
Megumin: (Y/N), I prefer to stay outside. Is that alright?
(Y/N): Yeah. Get ready to fire an Explosion at any time.
Aqua: Uh ... I think I'll wait here with Megumin.
Kazuma: COWARD! You just don't want to go in there!
Aqua: I CAN'T HELP IT OKAY?! I'M STILL VULNERABLE! I MEAN, EVEN IF I AM A GODDESS I-
You pat her on the head.
(Y/N): There there. If you don't want to go inside, you don't have to. Okay, Darkness, Nincompoop! Let's go!
Kazuma: THAT'S NOT MY NAME!
(Y/N): Yep, and that's how I feel when Inosuke gets my name wrong.
Inside the dungeon...
More of those exploding dolls appeared and-
(Y/N): (taking a deep breath).
Kazuma: Huh?
(Y/N): WATER BREATHING: FOURTH FORM: STRIKING TIDE!
You put out the explosives with the attack, and then-
(Y/N): HINOKAMI KAGURA: SUN HALO DRAGON DANCE!
You chopped them up!
Kazuma: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Darkness: That was ... amazing.
(Y/N): Breathing Styles! It comes in handy!
Kazuma: What have you been up to in between what happened last time and now?
(Y/N): A lot my friend. A lot.
You all continued forward until finding a man with a mask and the same suit as the dolls.
(Y/N): Hey! Are you the one who's making those exploding dolls?
???: Hmm? Welcome Brave Adventurers to my Dungeon! I am one of the Demon King's Generals, the Duke of Hell, VANIR!
(Y/N): Oh, you work for the Demon King? It's like killing two birds with one stone!
Vanir: Wait, I have no intention of fighting.
(Y/N): You ... don't?
Vanir: You see, I came because I was asked by the Demon King to carry out a certain investigation in the area. And because I wanted to meet a stupid shop manager who lives in town, and she even gets more poor the more she works.
(Y/N): Wait ... as in Wiz?! I know she's one of the Demon King's Generals, but this is-
Vanir: I know I'm one of his generals, but I'm just a jokes-on-you type of guy who's there to maintain the barrier around his castle. I would never bring about direct harm to humans.
Kazuma: Then how do you explain the dolls?
Vanir: I was using them to exterminate the monsters inside the dungeon, but I see if they're over login outside then I guess there aren't any monsters yet.
(Y/N): So, what do you plan on doing?
Vanir: I'm a demon who feeds on negative feelings that humans detest. My dream is to meet my end spectacularly after feeding on the greatest negative feeling! My plan is to obtain a dungeon, then I'll set up each room with my subordinates and traps. Then they'll come to take the challenge. After a fierce battle, a treasure chest will appear once I die, and the adventures who open it, will have a card that says, "Sorry, try again." Thus I wish to meet my end as I watch the dumb-founded adventures.
Everyone: ...
(Y/N): This guy is a joke.
Darkness: Eitehr way, we have business to do with the magic circle in the room behind you.
Vanir: Oh, because of that magic circle, I was troubled because I was unable to get in there as well. Hmm ...
He looked into your minds.
Vanir: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So, your friend made that bothersome thing. I see, truth be told the objective of the investigation was to research the people who defeated Verdia, but that was you guys as well, huh? But to think she would make a magic circle that rejects a demon as great as me! It looks like I'm going to give the one who made such a bothersome thing a really hard beating!
Darkness: If you plan on attacking Aqua, then I can't fall back!
Darkness cut him in half!
(Y/N): Uh ... great job Darkness.
Kazuma: That was ... easy.
Vanir: HAHAHAHA! FOOL! This body is just a temporary thing I made using my magic! I won't die no matter how many times you destroy it! And I would rather not spend too much time fighting you either. I shall show you my finishing move!
He thew his mask onto Darkness!
Darkness: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
(Y/N) and Kazuma: DARKNESS?!
Vanir: HA! HER BODY IS MINE NOW!
(Y/N): YOU BASTARD!
Vanir: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW THEN! CAN YOU BRING YOURSELF TO-
Darkness: (Y/N)! KAZUMA! DON'T HOLD BACK!
Vanir: WHAT THE?!
Kazuma: Oh you got to be kidding me.
Vanir: You can resist my control?!
Darkness: I'm like the model crusader I am! Now go on and-
Vanir: SHUT UP! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!? The more you fight it, the more you will suffer!
Darkness: Will it really hurt that much?!
Vanir: Are you enjoying this?!
Darkness: No pain is enough for me!
(Y/N): Heh, looks like she's not trapped because you're possessing her body. You're trapped for possessing heir body.
Vanir: I'M GETTING OUT OF THIS BODY!
Darkness: NO PLEASE STAY!
Vanir: NO! NO!
(Y/N): (chanting)
Kazuma: So, we should bring him up to Aqua?
(Y/N): Yep.
You chanted a seal onto him.
(Y/N): Let's go.
Vanir: NO! I WILL NOT LET Y-
You did a striking move on him.
Vanir: AGH!
Kazuma: Where did you learn that from?
(Y/N): From an asshole assassin who beat me.
Kazuma: SOMEONE BEAT YOU?!
(Y/N): He's very tough, I'll have you know.
Soon...
Aqua: SACRED EXORCISM!
Vanir: AAAAAAAAAARGH! HOT HOT HOT!
(Y/N): Nothing. How about- Megumin, want to do an explosion with it?
Kazuma: WHOA! What if that kills Darkness?
(Y/N): I doubt it would. Besides, it'll be fine. Aqua! Megumin! Do your things!
They both activated their purification and explosion spells and-
KABOOM!
Much later...
You guys were carrying a fat bag of cash.
(Y/N): Scratch another Demon King General. Man, this guy was a chump compared to Verdia!
Kazuma: (singing) We got money! We got money! (talking) All of our troubles are gone now!
And then at the moment that you all entered Wiz's shop.
Vanir: Hello again.
(Y/N) and Kazuma: HUH?!
Wiz: (Y/N)! Kazuma! I heard everything!
(Y/N): HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!
Vanir: Did you really think I was dead? Even I can't stand up to explosion magic. But I had a second mask, so I'm still alive! Since this is my second time around, I'm no longer part of the Demon King's Army.
(Y/N): Seriously? Look, if you want to-
Vanir: No, of course not, no more trouble will come from me.
Wiz: Vanir isn't such a bad fellow once you get to know him.
(Y/N): As long as you don't hijack anyone's body again. Believe me. I already have a lot of shit to deal with one smiling asshole demon.
Kazuma: How bad is he?
(Y/N): He's a troll, and he's a sadist.
Kazuma: I wish I hadn't asked.
(Y/N): Exactly.
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