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(Y/N): So, what happened? 

You were facing Kazuma, Aqua, Megumin, and Darkness. 

Kazuma: Okay, please don't punch me in the face. 

(Y/N): No promises, Nincompoop. 

Kazuma: Well ... someone may or may not have been summoning monsters from a dungeon and we were kind of suspected at first. 

(Y/N): I wouldn't be surprised if you were suspected. 

You turned over to Megumin. 

Megumin: What? WHAT?! 

(Y/N): Megumin, have you blown something up recently? 

Megumin: Hey, I may be an explosion enthusiast, but I'm not a sadist okay? 

(Y/N): Let's see. How about all the bullying to Yunyun? 

Megumin: That's ... I ... well ... I- 

Darkness: We honestly don't know what happened. We haven't even gone into that dungeon for a while. 

(Y/N): Not even to- 

Darkness: (blushing) N-No. 

(Y/N): Aqua? 

Aqua: HA! In the first place, the monsters in there shouldn't be able to get near there thanks to me you know! I have a magic circle which purified the lich there! 

(Y/N): WHAT?! 

Kazuma: YOU WHAT?! 

Aqua: I said that the magic circle is still- 

Kazuma: IDIOT! 

Aqua: OW! 

Later... 

Aqua had a black eye due to Kazuma punching her. 

And Kazuma had a bump on his head. 

(Y/N): Here Aqua. 

You gave her a Senzu Bean. 

Aqua: MMM! This is good. Where did you get it from? 

(Y/N): Would you believe me it was from a talking cat who lives with a fat samurai on a tall tower? 

Aqua: Yes? 

(Y/N): Yeah, I got it from there. 

Kazuma: Alright, we better get rid of the evidence quickly before she arrives. 

(Y/N): You mean that prosecutor lady? Sena right? It's fine. Besides, I doubt these monsters are- 

You saw a bunch of mini people with masks appear. 

(Y/N): This is ridiculous. 

Aqua: DOLLS?! SERIOUSLY?! THIS IS WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH?! 

(Y/N): Aqua, don't try to- 

Aqua tried to attack one, and then it grabbed onto her and- 

Aqua: AAAAAAAAGH! 

KABOOM! 

(Y/N): Aqua? Are you okay? 

Aqua: Yeah. 

(Y/N): At least she's not Yamcha. 

Kazuma: I don't know who this Yamcha guy is, but he sounds like a disappointment. 

Yamcha Owned Count: 150... 

(Y/N): Anyway, those things remind me of these plant-based creatures I was told about. They seem to explode when getting in close. So, I should deal with them. Good thing Piccolo mentioned those things beforehand. 

KABOOM! 

(Y/N): Huh? 

You saw Darkness covered in soot. 

(Y/N): Darkness? 

Darkness: HAHAHAHAHA! Don't worry (Y/N)! I can endure their attacks! I'll stay ahead and open up a path! 

Kazuma: What are you, a gorilla? 

(Y/N): No, just a masochist. In any case, we better get moving. 

Megumin: (Y/N), I prefer to stay outside. Is that alright? 

(Y/N): Yeah. Get ready to fire an Explosion at any time. 

Aqua: Uh ... I think I'll wait here with Megumin. 

Kazuma: COWARD! You just don't want to go in there! 

Aqua: I CAN'T HELP IT OKAY?! I'M STILL VULNERABLE! I MEAN, EVEN IF I AM A GODDESS I- 

You pat her on the head. 

(Y/N): There there. If you don't want to go inside, you don't have to. Okay, Darkness, Nincompoop! Let's go! 

Kazuma: THAT'S NOT MY NAME! 

(Y/N): Yep, and that's how I feel when Inosuke gets my name wrong. 

Inside the dungeon... 

More of those exploding dolls appeared and- 

(Y/N): (taking a deep breath). 

Kazuma: Huh? 

(Y/N): WATER BREATHING: FOURTH FORM: STRIKING TIDE! 

You put out the explosives with the attack, and then- 

(Y/N): HINOKAMI KAGURA: SUN HALO DRAGON DANCE! 

You chopped them up! 

Kazuma: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! 

Darkness: That was ... amazing. 

(Y/N): Breathing Styles! It comes in handy! 

Kazuma: What have you been up to in between what happened last time and now? 

(Y/N): A lot my friend. A lot. 

You all continued forward until finding a man with a mask and the same suit as the dolls. 

(Y/N): Hey! Are you the one who's making those exploding dolls? 

???: Hmm? Welcome Brave Adventurers to my Dungeon! I am one of the Demon King's Generals, the Duke of Hell, VANIR! 

(Y/N): Oh, you work for the Demon King? It's like killing two birds with one stone! 

Vanir: Wait, I have no intention of fighting. 

(Y/N): You ... don't? 

Vanir: You see, I came because I was asked by the Demon King to carry out a certain investigation in the area. And because I wanted to meet a stupid shop manager who lives in town, and she even gets more poor the more she works. 

(Y/N): Wait ... as in Wiz?! I know she's one of the Demon King's Generals, but this is- 

Vanir: I know I'm one of his generals, but I'm just a jokes-on-you type of guy who's there to maintain the barrier around his castle. I would never bring about direct harm to humans. 

Kazuma: Then how do you explain the dolls? 

Vanir: I was using them to exterminate the monsters inside the dungeon, but I see if they're over login outside then I guess there aren't any monsters yet.

(Y/N): So, what do you plan on doing?

Vanir: I'm a demon who feeds on negative feelings that humans detest. My dream is to meet my end spectacularly after feeding on the greatest negative feeling! My plan is to obtain a dungeon, then I'll set up each room with my subordinates and traps. Then they'll come to take the challenge. After a fierce battle, a treasure chest will appear once I die, and the adventures who open it, will have a card that says, "Sorry, try again." Thus I wish to meet my end as I watch the dumb-founded adventures. 

Everyone: ... 

(Y/N): This guy is a joke. 

Darkness: Eitehr way, we have business to do with the magic circle in the room behind you. 

Vanir: Oh, because of that magic circle, I was troubled because I was unable to get in there as well. Hmm ... 

He looked into your minds. 

Vanir: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So, your friend made that bothersome thing. I see, truth be told the objective of the investigation was to research the people who defeated Verdia, but that was you guys as well, huh? But to think she would make a magic circle that rejects a demon as great as me! It looks like I'm going to give the one who made such a bothersome thing a really hard beating! 

Darkness: If you plan on attacking Aqua, then I can't fall back! 

Darkness cut him in half! 

(Y/N): Uh ... great job Darkness. 

Kazuma: That was ... easy. 

Vanir: HAHAHAHA! FOOL! This body is just a temporary thing I made using my magic! I won't die no matter how many times you destroy it! And I would rather not spend too much time fighting you either. I shall show you my finishing move! 

He thew his mask onto Darkness!

Darkness: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

(Y/N) and Kazuma: DARKNESS?! 

Vanir: HA! HER BODY IS MINE NOW! 

(Y/N): YOU BASTARD! 

Vanir: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW THEN! CAN YOU BRING YOURSELF TO- 

Darkness: (Y/N)! KAZUMA! DON'T HOLD BACK! 

Vanir: WHAT THE?! 

Kazuma: Oh you got to be kidding me. 

Vanir: You can resist my control?! 

Darkness: I'm like the model crusader I am! Now go on and- 

Vanir: SHUT UP! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!? The more you fight it, the more you will suffer! 

Darkness: Will it really hurt that much?! 

Vanir: Are you enjoying this?! 

Darkness: No pain is enough for me! 

(Y/N): Heh, looks like she's not trapped because you're possessing her body. You're trapped for possessing heir body. 

Vanir: I'M GETTING OUT OF THIS BODY! 

Darkness: NO PLEASE STAY! 

Vanir: NO! NO! 

(Y/N): (chanting) 

Kazuma: So, we should bring him up to Aqua? 

(Y/N): Yep. 

You chanted a seal onto him. 

(Y/N): Let's go. 

Vanir: NO! I WILL NOT LET Y- 

You did a striking move on him. 

Vanir: AGH! 

Kazuma: Where did you learn that from? 

(Y/N): From an asshole assassin who beat me. 

Kazuma: SOMEONE BEAT YOU?! 

(Y/N): He's very tough, I'll have you know. 

Soon... 

Aqua: SACRED EXORCISM! 

Vanir: AAAAAAAAAARGH! HOT HOT HOT! 

(Y/N): Nothing. How about- Megumin, want to do an explosion with it? 

Kazuma: WHOA! What if that kills Darkness? 

(Y/N): I doubt it would. Besides, it'll be fine. Aqua! Megumin! Do your things! 

They both activated their purification and explosion spells and- 

KABOOM! 

Much later... 

You guys were carrying a fat bag of cash. 

(Y/N): Scratch another Demon King General. Man, this guy was a chump compared to Verdia! 

Kazuma: (singing) We got money! We got money! (talking) All of our troubles are gone now! 

And then at the moment that you all entered Wiz's shop. 

Vanir: Hello again. 

(Y/N) and Kazuma: HUH?! 

Wiz: (Y/N)! Kazuma! I heard everything! 

(Y/N): HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?! 

Vanir: Did you really think I was dead? Even I can't stand up to explosion magic. But I had a second mask, so I'm still alive! Since this is my second time around, I'm no longer part of the Demon King's Army. 

(Y/N): Seriously? Look, if you want to- 

Vanir: No, of course not, no more trouble will come from me. 

Wiz: Vanir isn't such a bad fellow once you get to know him. 

(Y/N): As long as you don't hijack anyone's body again. Believe me. I already have a lot of shit to deal with one smiling asshole demon. 

Kazuma: How bad is he? 

(Y/N): He's a troll, and he's a sadist. 

Kazuma: I wish I hadn't asked. 

(Y/N): Exactly. 

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