(Y/N): Wait, did you just say a city of Hot Springs?! 

Megumin: That is correct! I speak of Arcanletia, te city of Water and Hot Springs! 

(Y/N): You know, after recently dying, I could use a dip in the hot springs. I say that would be great! GUYS! WE'RE GOING TO HOT SPRINGS! 

Ruby: Hot Springs?! 

Weiss: Hot Springs? 

Blake: Hot Springs? 

Yang: HOT SPRINGS!! 

(Y/N): HOT SPRINGS!

Later ... 

You went to Wiz and Vanir's shop. 

Vanir: Hello, and welcome to- Oh, it's just you. 

(Y/N): Yeah. I'ts me. We're going to go hit the hot springs, and I would like if you would wait to decide on our business venture for a while. 

Vanir: But of course. Take your time, relax, wish fro a mixed bath. 

(Y/N): HEY! I DIDN'T SAY- Wait, where is Wiz? 

You then saw Wiz, beaten up and covered in soot. 

(Y/N): WIZ! 

Vanir: I roasted her with my Murder Ray. 

(Y/N): THE FUCK MAN!? 

Vanir: This morning, she got another load of worthless junk in, swearing it would sell. It's an E-Z Use Flush Toilet for a trip. Except it makes a running-water sound for privacy, and that's so loud it attracts monsters. 

(Y/N): And you- 

Vanir: Yes. 

https://youtu.be/34timrmQS0c

Play from 0:06-end... 

(Y/N): And you felt it was necessary to- 

Vanir: You could say it was a punishment for her. Do you think you could take her along? With her around, who knows what bizarre merchandise this store will be stocking next? 

(Y/N): Okay, but I'm taking her because I want to, not because you're asking to. And the next time you fry her, I will beat the living shit out of you. 

Vanir: That is if you c- 

https://youtu.be/sEmvQsjRTeQ

You exited the shop with Wiz, as Vanir had so may bruises on him. 

(Y/N): Good day! 

Vanir: G-Good ... day. 

Later... 

You were carrying Wiz on your back all the way to the others. 

Ruby: There he is! 

Weiss: (Y/N), why did you bring Wiz? 

(Y/N): Long story. 

She then regained consciousness. 

Wiz: Huh? 

(Y/N): Oh good, you're awake Wiz! 

One explanation later... 

Wiz: A Hot Springs Trip?! That's a lovely idea! I would love to go if I won't be in the way! 

Ruby: Of course not! 

Blake: To be honest, you're always pleasant to have around. Unlike four people we know. 

Kazuma: HEY! 

Megumin: WHAT'S THAT MEAN?! 

Aqua: YOU JERK! 

Darkness: (moaning) YES! INSULT ME AGAIN! THAT FELT AMAZING! 

(Y/N): Geez. Okay, we need to decide on seating. So- 

Wiz: Well, I'm kind of a third wheel here, so I'll ride with the lu- 

Yang: Wiz, let's be fair about this. We'll decide on Jaken! 

(Y/N): Fair enough. 

Everyone: JAN KEN PON! 

Kazuma played scissors while everyone else played paper! 

Kazuma: YES! CLEAN SWEEP! 

Aqua: WAIT A MINUTE! Who ever said this was a one-off contest? There are 10 of us and we have to keep playing until there's a single loser. 

Kazuma: Fine then how about you and me Aqua? Three rounds, and if you win even once I'll ride with the bags. 

Aqua: You don't know much about probability do you? The odds of you winning three times in a row are suuuper low! 

Kazuma: True, but I've never lost at Rock Paper Scissors! 

Three Rounds Later... 

Aqua: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 

Weiss: Be honest, we all saw this coming. 

Ruby: Yeah. 

Blake: Definitely. 

(Y/N): God damn it Aqua. 

Aqua: ONE MORE TIME! PLEASE?! PLEASE?! 

Kazuma: Okay fine. If you lose, it's luggage city for you. 

Aqua: That means you'll do it?! I don't know how you've been chatting, but I have a few tricks up my own! BLESSING! 

Kazuma: WHAT?! You increased your luck with magic?! 

Aqua: Luck is just another form of ability right? NOW LET'S GO! 

And she still lost... 

Aqua: HUH?! 

Kazuma: I told you before, I never lose at this game. 

Aqua: NO FAIR! YOU'RE CHEATING YOU HAVE TO BE! SO IT TURNS OUT YOU WERE BORN WITH A SPECIAL POWER! YOU DAMN DIRTY CHEATER! 

https://youtu.be/Yfe0VO-8QSM

You hit both of them on the heads! 

(Y/N): Now, have we both calmed down? 

Kazuma and Aqua: Yes Sir. 

(Y/N): Thank you! Let's go! 

Later... 

The carriages road as soon enough you noticed something. 

(Y/N): Huh, hey driver! There's something coming this way. 

Driver: Huh? the only things here that would be fast enough would be Lizard Runers and Dashing Hawkites. 

(Y/N): Dashing Hawkites? 

Driver: They're apex predators of the avian world. A mix of hawk and black kite. They can't fly, and they have exceedingly powerful legs. Very dangerous. It's their mating season now, and the males are engaged in so-called chicken races. They instinctively seek out hard objects and rush at them, dodging out of the way at the last minute. But I highly doubt it's them. I 

(Y/N): Oh go- Wait ... 

You then saw the bird creatures. 

(Y/N): Shit. 

Darkness: (Y/N)?! THOSE ANIMALS! I THINK THEY'RE STARING AT ME! 

(Y/N): Oh no. 

You got out. 

(Y/N): Girls! Let's go! 

Driver: SIR! NO! GET BACK INSIDE! Adventurers! Please handle this! 

Four people appeared. 

Adventurers: Just leave it to us! 

(Y/N): Uh ... right. Sorry, I- 

But then you sensed Darkness coming this way.

Darkness: COME AT ME! I SHALL ABSORB YOUR OVERFLOWING PASSION! 

Adventurer: HEY! WE CAN'T LET SOMEONE WHO'S NOT EVEN A GUARD FACE ALL THE DANGER! BIND! 

But he ended up tying her in ropes! 

Adventurer: Uh ... 

(Y/N): Oh no. 

Darkness: WHAT A TERRIBLE TING! TO BE BOUND HAND AND FOOT WITH THE ENEMY BEARING DOWN AT ME! WHY THOSE MONSTERS ARE GOING TO TRAMPLE ME TO DEATH! 

Adventurer: NO! FORGIVE ME! 

(Y/N): I'm so sorry on her behalf. Let me handle this! DARKNESS BEYOND TWILIGHT CRIMSON BEYOND BLOOD THAT FLOWS, BURIED IN THE STREAM OF TIME IS WHERE YOUR POWER GROWS, I PLEDGE MYSELF TO CONQUER ALL THE FOES WHO STAND, BEFORE THE MIGHTY GIFT BESTOWED IN MY UNWORTHY HAND! LET THE FOOLS WHO STAND BEFORE ME BE DESTROYED BY THE POWER THAT YOU AND I POSSESS! DRAGON SLAVE! 

You used the Dragon Slave and blew all of the Hawkites up! 

(Y/N): Roast Chicken anyone?! 

Driver: OH THANK GOODNESS!

The next day... 

Aqua: This is it! Now, I'll take the lead! 

Weiss: Aqua, what are you talking about? 

Citizen: Welcome to Arcanletia! Are you here to convert? If you're looking for work, by all means, come to the Axis Church! 

(y/N): Wait ... Axis Church? Aqua, do they mean- 

Aqua: Yep! They're my devout followers! 

Kazuma: Then that means- 

Aqua: It's the city of Water and Hot Springs, as well as the home of the Axis Church, Worshippers of the Water Goddess, me! 

Weiss and Kazuma: SHIT!