Another Temporary Alliance!/Bowser Joins the Team!


You all began to chase after Francis as he was making off with Tippi! 

(Y/N): I sense him in this direction! We should be- 

???: STOP RIGHT THERE! 

Mercury appeared on top of a castle. 

(Y/N): Mercury? 

Mercury: Yeah! I figured I recognized that voice! 

Blake: This is where you guys were? 

Mercury: This is Lord Bowser'snew castle, and chumps like you just- 

???: What the hell is it Mercury, I- (Y/N)! 

Bowser appeared. 

Bowser: OH MAN! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO SHOW UP! AND I HATE WAITING! 

Peach: Well, we found him. 

Bowser: AND PEACHES! YES! NOW I'LL JUST FLATTEN YOU AND TAKE MY FUTURE WIFE WITH M- 

(Y/N) and Peach: NO! 

You and Peach both punch him in the face! 

Bowser: ARGH! 

And then you grabbed him by his tail and spun him around and around and around as Peach continuously punched him, and then- 

Bowser: My ... manhood. 

She kicked him in the crotch. 

Elites: LORD BOWSER! 

Bowser: (delirious) Kamek ... I don't want to eat my vegetables. Give me the Baby Back Ribs. 

He was seeing naked versions of Peach in his head. 

Bowser: Wow ... Peach, you look- 

(Y/N): Okay, that's enough. 

You slapped him. 

Bowser: Huh? What just happened? 

Cinder: You lost again. 

Bowser: Damn it! 

Tippi: Is he always like this? 

Team JNPR: You have no idea. 

(Y/N): Okay, what's going on here? 

Bowser: How should I know?! I was locked up in Count Bleck's stupid castle... When all of a sudden, BAM! Me and the minions wake up facedown in this field. Then we found this awesome castle, and I thought, why not make myself a lair?

Roman: And I've been trying to come up with a way for us to escape. 

Peach: (Sigh) I know this is crazy, but Bowser, can you help us? 

Bowser: WHAT?! 

(Y/N): Look Bowser, Count Bleck only wanted you and Peach to get married so that he could get the Chaos Heart to appear and he could destroy all of reality. 

Bowser: SERIOUSLY?!

(Y/N): Yeah, it was all fabricated. 

Bowser felt depressed. 

Bowser: So, Peaches and I never got married? 

Neo pat him on the back. 

Neo: "There there, Lord Bowser. It's alright." 

Weiss: You do realize he's our enemy right? 

(Y/N): Yeah, but we still can't find Yang, and he's the closest thing we've got to help. Besides, Bowser was a great help the last couple of times! Remember when we went up against the Smithy Gang? 

Girls: Oh yeah! 

(Y/N): And what about Fawful? 

Ruby: That is true! 

Bowser: WHAT?! I'M NOT HELPING YOU (Y/N)! NEVER IN MY LIFE WOULD I- 

Jeanne: Oh suck it up you big loser. 

Pyrrha: Jeanne! That's not nice. Please Bowser? 

Bowser: What? But I'm King Bowser! I'm grade-A 100% villain material! I'm going to rule the multiverse one day, and I'm not going to help the man who's been ruining my plans for years! 

(Y/N): Yeah, I know, you hate me with a burning passion, just as much as you lust after my girl. But if Count Bleck destroys all of reality, then you're dead. 

Cinder: He's right my Lord. 

Rin: Yeah, and that your other minions are being brainwashed by Count Bleck's right-hand-woman. 

Bowser: Wh-WHAT?! 

(Y/N): Yep. You're Bowser, the Bowseritto, the King Koopa! Are you going to let this Count Bleck chump make a Goomba out of you?! 

Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! HOW DARE HE! NO ONE INSULTS THE KOOPA TROOP AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! 

(Y/N): Ha! That's the Bowser I know and don't like! 

Bowser: MEN! 

Elites: YES SIR, LORD BOWSER?! 

Bowser: Hold down the fort until I come back! 

Emerald: You can count on us, Sir! 

Cinder: As your sworn commanders, it is our duty to keep everything in order! 

Roman: And I'll get to that warp device so we can get back to our castle! 

Neo: "I miss my bed." 

Roman just pat Neo on the head to comfort her. And she couldn't help but smile at that. 

Mercury: Give that bastard who did this to us hell, Boss! 

Bowser: Yeah! Anyone who has a cape and a monocle is asking for it! 

Elites: LONG LIVE BOWSER, KING OF THE KOOPAS! 

(Y/N): Aww. 

Ruby: They're like a family at this point. 

And so... 

All of you took off to find Tippi, explaining to Bowser what went down, and then-

???: Well well, look who it is. 

https://youtu.be/3RF8W77u4Ic

Dimentio appeared. 

(Y/N): Dimentio! 

Dimentio: It's been a while, hasn't it hero? 

Ruby: Who the heck is this guy? 

Nora: Some overrate jester clown guy! 

Bowser: HA! He doesn't look so tough! Hey Mr. Frilly Pants, what are you going to do, tie me a balloon animal? 

(Y/N): Don't underestimate him guys. He's dangerous. 

Peach: Really? 

(Y/N): Yeah. That's Dimentio, he works for Count Bleck. 

Dimentio: Yes, to the ones who don't know, I am the Pleaser of Crowds, Jester of Chaos, and Master of Dimensions, Dimentio! It is truly enchanting to finally meet my hapless victims. I have a treat for all of you today! 

Blake: And what's that? 

Jeanne: A puppet show? 

Dimentio: No. A DEATH SHOW! 

He cast a spell, and suddenly, all of you got transported into another dimension! 

Nora: OW! OKAY! YOU'RE ASKING FOR A LEG BREAKING! 

Rin: I approve. 

Dimentio: Welcome to Dimension D! A dimension of my own creation. 

Weiss: HE CAN CREATE DIMENSIONS?! This guy is not a joke guys. 

Dimentio: In this mind-bending realm, my attacks re 256 more powerful. I could obliterate you with a raise of my eyebrow! Now let's duel, like two gleaming banjos on a moonlit stoop! 

You all began to dodge as Dimentio started casting explosions and energy blast spells! 

https://youtu.be/GIhsFLVpx58

(Y/N): Come on! I think I have an idea! 

As Dimentio prepared another explosion, you and Ruby got behind him! 

Dimentio: HA! What kind of trick are you- 

(Y/N) and Ruby: KAIOKEN! 

Dimentio: Kaio-wh- AAAAAAAAAARGH! 

He was then getting knocked around as Bowser butt stomped him. 

Dimentio: OW! FINE! THEN HOW ABOUT THIS?! 

He began to duplicate himself. 

Pyrrha: Which one of them is real? 

(Y/N): THAT ONE! 

You pointed to the one that was real! 

Nora: MY TURN! 

She activated her Nen as she did a lightning hammer smash onto him! 

Dimentio: AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

(Y/N): Had enough Dimentio? 

Dimentio: Your blows are like miniature jackhammers wielded by tiny, angry road workers! How is this possible? This dimension makes me 256 times more powerful...

Pyrrha: Actually Dimentio, I'd like to say that we've gotten stronger here too. 

Bowser: Yeah! What are you an idiot? 

Dimentio: Ha ... ha. Of course! 

He changes his tune. 

Dimentio: Of course! This was simply an amusement that played out exactly as I planned! Were you amsued? That was just an hors d'oeuvre! The next time we meet, you will feast on a deadly eight-course meal! And with that my foes, I must say ... Ciao! 

He then teleports away, but not before teleporting you all back to where you once were. 

Bowser: Man, Dimentio? This guy is just lame. 

Peach: I don't know Bowser, there's something strange about that guy. 

Blake: He just reminds me of Xellos for some reason. 

Weiss: Ugh, he definitely acts like him for sure. All polite and friendly, and vicious and sadistic in a battle. 

Dimentio watched from nearby... 

Dimentio: They are strong alright. Strong enough to defeat Bleck. I must make sure they can face him when the time comes. 


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