Another Temporary Alliance!/Bowser Joins the Team!
You all began to chase after Francis as he was making off with Tippi!
(Y/N): I sense him in this direction! We should be-
???: STOP RIGHT THERE!
Mercury appeared on top of a castle.
(Y/N): Mercury?
Mercury: Yeah! I figured I recognized that voice!
Blake: This is where you guys were?
Mercury: This is Lord Bowser'snew castle, and chumps like you just-
???: What the hell is it Mercury, I- (Y/N)!
Bowser appeared.
Bowser: OH MAN! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO SHOW UP! AND I HATE WAITING!
Peach: Well, we found him.
Bowser: AND PEACHES! YES! NOW I'LL JUST FLATTEN YOU AND TAKE MY FUTURE WIFE WITH M-
(Y/N) and Peach: NO!
You and Peach both punch him in the face!
Bowser: ARGH!
And then you grabbed him by his tail and spun him around and around and around as Peach continuously punched him, and then-
Bowser: My ... manhood.
She kicked him in the crotch.
Elites: LORD BOWSER!
Bowser: (delirious) Kamek ... I don't want to eat my vegetables. Give me the Baby Back Ribs.
He was seeing naked versions of Peach in his head.
Bowser: Wow ... Peach, you look-
(Y/N): Okay, that's enough.
You slapped him.
Bowser: Huh? What just happened?
Cinder: You lost again.
Bowser: Damn it!
Tippi: Is he always like this?
Team JNPR: You have no idea.
(Y/N): Okay, what's going on here?
Bowser: How should I know?! I was locked up in Count Bleck's stupid castle... When all of a sudden, BAM! Me and the minions wake up facedown in this field. Then we found this awesome castle, and I thought, why not make myself a lair?
Roman: And I've been trying to come up with a way for us to escape.
Peach: (Sigh) I know this is crazy, but Bowser, can you help us?
Bowser: WHAT?!
(Y/N): Look Bowser, Count Bleck only wanted you and Peach to get married so that he could get the Chaos Heart to appear and he could destroy all of reality.
Bowser: SERIOUSLY?!
(Y/N): Yeah, it was all fabricated.
Bowser felt depressed.
Bowser: So, Peaches and I never got married?
Neo pat him on the back.
Neo: "There there, Lord Bowser. It's alright."
Weiss: You do realize he's our enemy right?
(Y/N): Yeah, but we still can't find Yang, and he's the closest thing we've got to help. Besides, Bowser was a great help the last couple of times! Remember when we went up against the Smithy Gang?
Girls: Oh yeah!
(Y/N): And what about Fawful?
Ruby: That is true!
Bowser: WHAT?! I'M NOT HELPING YOU (Y/N)! NEVER IN MY LIFE WOULD I-
Jeanne: Oh suck it up you big loser.
Pyrrha: Jeanne! That's not nice. Please Bowser?
Bowser: What? But I'm King Bowser! I'm grade-A 100% villain material! I'm going to rule the multiverse one day, and I'm not going to help the man who's been ruining my plans for years!
(Y/N): Yeah, I know, you hate me with a burning passion, just as much as you lust after my girl. But if Count Bleck destroys all of reality, then you're dead.
Cinder: He's right my Lord.
Rin: Yeah, and that your other minions are being brainwashed by Count Bleck's right-hand-woman.
Bowser: Wh-WHAT?!
(Y/N): Yep. You're Bowser, the Bowseritto, the King Koopa! Are you going to let this Count Bleck chump make a Goomba out of you?!
Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! HOW DARE HE! NO ONE INSULTS THE KOOPA TROOP AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
(Y/N): Ha! That's the Bowser I know and don't like!
Bowser: MEN!
Elites: YES SIR, LORD BOWSER?!
Bowser: Hold down the fort until I come back!
Emerald: You can count on us, Sir!
Cinder: As your sworn commanders, it is our duty to keep everything in order!
Roman: And I'll get to that warp device so we can get back to our castle!
Neo: "I miss my bed."
Roman just pat Neo on the head to comfort her. And she couldn't help but smile at that.
Mercury: Give that bastard who did this to us hell, Boss!
Bowser: Yeah! Anyone who has a cape and a monocle is asking for it!
Elites: LONG LIVE BOWSER, KING OF THE KOOPAS!
(Y/N): Aww.
Ruby: They're like a family at this point.
And so...
All of you took off to find Tippi, explaining to Bowser what went down, and then-
???: Well well, look who it is.
https://youtu.be/3RF8W77u4Ic
Dimentio appeared.
(Y/N): Dimentio!
Dimentio: It's been a while, hasn't it hero?
Ruby: Who the heck is this guy?
Nora: Some overrate jester clown guy!
Bowser: HA! He doesn't look so tough! Hey Mr. Frilly Pants, what are you going to do, tie me a balloon animal?
(Y/N): Don't underestimate him guys. He's dangerous.
Peach: Really?
(Y/N): Yeah. That's Dimentio, he works for Count Bleck.
Dimentio: Yes, to the ones who don't know, I am the Pleaser of Crowds, Jester of Chaos, and Master of Dimensions, Dimentio! It is truly enchanting to finally meet my hapless victims. I have a treat for all of you today!
Blake: And what's that?
Jeanne: A puppet show?
Dimentio: No. A DEATH SHOW!
He cast a spell, and suddenly, all of you got transported into another dimension!
Nora: OW! OKAY! YOU'RE ASKING FOR A LEG BREAKING!
Rin: I approve.
Dimentio: Welcome to Dimension D! A dimension of my own creation.
Weiss: HE CAN CREATE DIMENSIONS?! This guy is not a joke guys.
Dimentio: In this mind-bending realm, my attacks re 256 more powerful. I could obliterate you with a raise of my eyebrow! Now let's duel, like two gleaming banjos on a moonlit stoop!
You all began to dodge as Dimentio started casting explosions and energy blast spells!
https://youtu.be/GIhsFLVpx58
(Y/N): Come on! I think I have an idea!
As Dimentio prepared another explosion, you and Ruby got behind him!
Dimentio: HA! What kind of trick are you-
(Y/N) and Ruby: KAIOKEN!
Dimentio: Kaio-wh- AAAAAAAAAARGH!
He was then getting knocked around as Bowser butt stomped him.
Dimentio: OW! FINE! THEN HOW ABOUT THIS?!
He began to duplicate himself.
Pyrrha: Which one of them is real?
(Y/N): THAT ONE!
You pointed to the one that was real!
Nora: MY TURN!
She activated her Nen as she did a lightning hammer smash onto him!
Dimentio: AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
(Y/N): Had enough Dimentio?
Dimentio: Your blows are like miniature jackhammers wielded by tiny, angry road workers! How is this possible? This dimension makes me 256 times more powerful...
Pyrrha: Actually Dimentio, I'd like to say that we've gotten stronger here too.
Bowser: Yeah! What are you an idiot?
Dimentio: Ha ... ha. Of course!
He changes his tune.
Dimentio: Of course! This was simply an amusement that played out exactly as I planned! Were you amsued? That was just an hors d'oeuvre! The next time we meet, you will feast on a deadly eight-course meal! And with that my foes, I must say ... Ciao!
He then teleports away, but not before teleporting you all back to where you once were.
Bowser: Man, Dimentio? This guy is just lame.
Peach: I don't know Bowser, there's something strange about that guy.
Blake: He just reminds me of Xellos for some reason.
Weiss: Ugh, he definitely acts like him for sure. All polite and friendly, and vicious and sadistic in a battle.
Dimentio watched from nearby...
Dimentio: They are strong alright. Strong enough to defeat Bleck. I must make sure they can face him when the time comes.
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