A Lovely Bunch of Dragon Balls!
Vegeta was inside of a healing pod as Zarbon and Appule were looking over him.
Zarbon: I never thought we would treat the wounds of a traitor. How is he? How long until we can make him talk about where he hid the Dragon Ball?
Appule: He suffered a great deal of damage, it's lucky that you found him when you did. Any later and he would have died.
Zarbon: Wait, why isn't he naked?
Appule: I'd say that- WHAT?!
Zarbon: I always thought you had to be naked when you're in the healing pod.
Appule: Wh-Why would you think that?
Zarbon: You know, to absorb all the healing juices.
They both looked at each other for a while.
Zarbon: Well it seems that you have everything under control here.
He then leaves.
Appule: Man, Cui was right, Zarbon is freaky.
As Vegeta was inside of the healing pod, he heard Ghost Nappa's voice.
Ghost Nappa: Testing, testing. Okay. You are now thinking about what Zarbon was doing to you while you were unconscious. So ... have fun with that!
Vegeta growled from within the healing pod.
Appule: You know, Vegeta, I got to admit, it was pretty impressive how you went all manhunter on us. But now, you're all ours. And I can't wait to watch Zarbon break you like a glow sti...
He then saw Vegeta glowing from the pod, and-
Appule: I'M COMING EACHPE!
Vegeta: That was a nightmare.
With Frieza...
Frieza: Yes, I want you here as soon as possible. Oh, and with those new up-to-date scouters.
???: Yes, I understand Lord Frieza.
Zarbon: Lord Frieza, do you think you could let me use the communicator?
Frieza: Zarbon, what could be so important that you have to interrupt me during my call?
Zarbon: Well I need to call my girlfriend.
Frieza: Well- Ginyu, I'll call you back.
Freiza hung up.
Frieza: Come again?
Zarbon: You see our one year anniversary has come up, and I want to ask where she wants to go so that we can make reservations early.
Frieza: Oh, and all this time I could have sworn that- Nevermind.
Zarbon: What you thought I was single?
Frieza: No, I thought that you were into .... you know it really doesn't matter.
Zarbon: Well it matters to me, because frankly it sounds that you thought I was-
Frieza Minion: LORD FRIEZA! VEGETA HAS BROKEN OUT OF THE- AAAAAAAGH!
Frieza killed his henchman with an energy blast.
Frieza: Oh no that minion died, can we go fix that? We'll continue this conversation never.
Zarbon: Didn't he say something about Vegeta?
Frieza: What?
They then heard an explosion.
Frieza: Zarbon, who did you leave guarding him?
At the room...
They found the entire room a mess with Appule's corpse nearby.
Frieza: APPULE?! YOU LEFT APPULE HERE?!
Zarbon: Well I thought he could handle it!
Frieza: APPULE COULDN'T EVEN HANDLE A SHOT OF RASPBERRY SCHNAPPS MUCH LESS VEGETA! Ugh, where's the damn phone? I need to make another call.
Zarbon: Leave it to me, Sir! I'll find Vegeta, he couldn't have gotten far.
However, they didn't expect the Saiyan Prince to go for the room they were in last.
Vegeta: HA! They fell for it. You know the old saying Frieza, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ghost Nappa: Well, guess this is a victory.
https://youtu.be/ra4mM2GRYbo
As Vegeta left Frieza and Zarbon entered to find all the Dragon Balls gone.
Frieza: DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! HE GOT AWAY! AND HE TOOK OFF WITH MY DRAGON BALLS!
Zarbon: Wait, Lord Frieza, he left something.
Frieza picked up a nearby note.
Frieza: All it says is, "Dear Frieza." And it's a picture of a butt.
Zarbon: Can I see it, Lord Frieza?
Frieza: ZARBON! IF I DON'T SEE VEGETA OR THE DRAGON BALLS HERE WITHIN ONE HOUR, YOU'RE DEAD!
Zarbon: YES SIR!
Back with Vegeta...
You, Krillin, and the girls were seen racing towards the cave.
(Y/N): I swear, when we find Gohan, he's in for a surprise!
Ruby: Why didn't you get a power boost?
(Y/N): I wanted to save it for when Gohan got there.
Blake: Oh, you wanted to hold out on it for now.
(Y/N): Yep!
Vegeta: Ah, the last Dragon Ball. Things are coming up for Vegeta! HAHAHAHAHA!
He followed after you guys.
Zarbon: Damn it, where is-
Vegeta: COME BACK HERE YOU WORMS!
Zarbon: Perfect.
Now Zarbon was coming after you guys.
And so...
Bulma was resting out of the cave, and-
Ruby: HI BULMA!
Bulma: AGH! SON OF A BITCH!
Ruby: Calm down, it's just us.
Bulma: Ruby, could you keep it lower? I'm on edge here.
Weiss: What do you have to worry about?
Bulma: Let's see, Vegeta, Frieza, and all of Frieza's men. I'm pretty sure you know the rest.
(Y/N): Hey calm down! We got a Dragon Ball!
Bulma: Wow! It's so big!
Blake: And most of us got power boosts from Super Kami Guru.
Yang: He's a pretty cool guy, if a little cranky.
Krillin: Wait, where's Gohan?
Bulma: He went to go and find another Dragon Ball.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Krillin: Do you know how Chichi is going to react if she finds out Gohan got hurt?
(Y/N): Yeah! She's going to kill us!
Yang: There's just something about her, that is terrifying.
(Y/N): Okay, now we have to-
???: Long time no see Human Scum.
Vegeta appeared.
(Y/N): Oh look, it's the Prince of 2 and a half people.
Vegeta: Why don't you hand over the Dragon Ball and we don't have to- AAAAAAAGH!
You punched him in the gut.
(Y/N): Yeah, don't count on it, Vegeta.
Vegeta: You piece of ... sh- AGH! GOD THAT FUCKING HURTS! How?! I-
(Y/N): Just to let you know, Mr. Prince. There's always someone stronger than you out there, no matter who it is.
Vegeta: Damn you.
(Y/N): I'll take my chances.
Yang: Yeah, we don't want to see him drive a hard bargain.
???: Who drives it hard now?
Zarbon appeared.
(Y/N): Oh great, the pretty boy.
Weiss: (blushing) Wow ... he's ... so ... hot.
Bulma: Yeah ... really hot.
Blake: Seriously you two?
Weiss and Bulma: JUST LOOK AT HIM!
Blake: I don't see it.
(Y/N): Hey Vegeta, your buddy is here.
Vegeta: God ... damn it. I don't need ... to-
You healed him.
(Y/N): He's all yours.
You pushed him to Zarbon.
Zarbon: How pathetic Vegeta, beaten by another monkey?
Vegeta: Bah, it's not like I'm scared of you Zarbon. You've beaten me one time, and that's one time too many.
Zarbon: Please, the last time we fought you were barely alive when I went to retrieve you.
Vegeta: Speaking of, did you do anything to me when I was unconscious?
Zarbon: D-Did I what?!
Vegeta: Did you do anything to me when I was unconscious?
Zarbon: WHAT?! NO! GOD NO!
Vegeta: Oh thank God, I- Wait what does that even mean? Am I not good enough for you?
Zarbon: Alright Vegeta, honestly, that sounded very gay.
Vegeta: I- But I-
Zarbon: Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Vegeta: .... Just ... just transform, damn you.
Zarbon: Fine!
Zarbon went into his monster form!
Weiss and Bulma:
https://youtu.be/axPZWVHBAG4
Yang: Not so handsome now is he?
Weiss and Bulma: NO!
(Y/N): Geez. It's fine.
Weiss and Bulma hid behind you in fear.
Zarbon: YOU MADE A HUGE MISTAKE VEGETA! NOW TIME TO DIE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
But then Vegeta did this!
Vegeta: What was that I couldn't hear you over that hole in your stomach!
Zarbon: V-Vegeta ... please ... spare me ... we can work together and defeat ... Frieza and-
Vegeta: Yeah, I heard it all before. Now let me put this in a way that you will understand.
https://youtu.be/LWt54m87Ra8
(Y/N): Okay, you had your fun. NOW GET LOST!
Vegeta: Not without the-
(Y/N): LOOK! IT'S FRIEZA!
Vegeta: WHAT?! WHERE?!
(Y/N): MIMIC: ZA WARUDO!
You stopped time, and then when it resumed, you all were gone.
Vegeta: WHAT?! WHERE?! HUH?! HOW DID- I HAVE SO MANY-
He then noticed Gohan.
Vegeta: HEY BRAT!
Gohan: AGH!
He quickly hid the Dragon Ball that was Vegeta's away.
Gohan: H-Hi Vegeta.
Vegeta: Well if it isn't Kakarot's spawn. What are you up to?
Gohan: Oh you know, just flying around.
Vegeta: Flying around?
Gohan: Flying around.
Vegeta: Thwarting my plans?
Gohan: Thwarting your plans?
Vegeta: Are you?
Gohan: No.
Vegeta: Good, because that would be bad.
Gohan: How bad?
Vegeta: I would have to kill you.
Gohan: That's bad.
Vegeta: Yes. By the way, what's that in your hand?
Gohan: A ... watch. It tells time and nothing else.
Vegeta: Right. Of course. Dumbass!
He punched him in the stomach!
Gohan: AAAAAGH!
Vegeta: Tell your father, that next time, he and everyone he loves is dead meat! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ghost Nappa: Dick move man.
But Gohan laughed.
Gohan: That's what you think Vegeta.
Soon...
Gohan: GUYS! LOOK!
He had the Dragon Ball with him!
(Y/N): WAY TO GO GOHAN!
Ruby: That's two Dragon Balls!
She hugged him!
Ruby: YOU'RE DEFINITELY GOKU'S SON!
Blake: Where did you get that?
Gohan: That was Vegeta's Dragon Ball.
(Y/N:) Okay, let's hurry to Guru's quickly.
Gohan: Why?
(Y/N): Because Vegeta is about to lose it.
Back with Vegeta...
Vegeta: Alright, where is the- WHAT?! WHERE DID IT GO?! WHO COU- THAT BRAT! BUT HOW?! HOW DID HE- THE WATCH! IT WASN'T A WATCH AT ALL! IT WAS SOME SORT OF DRAGON BALL LOCATOR! AND THAT MEANS ... THAT MEANS-
Ghost Nappa: He took the Dragon Ball.
Vegeta: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Vegeta was enraged that he was flying so fast without any sanity left in him!
Back with you guys...
Blake: Oh boy. Do you guys hear that?
Yang: Blake, we're feeling that.
With Frieza...
Frieza: What the hell is that noise?
With Goku...
Goku: Ah, I worked up a thirst. Time for one of Bulma's Dad's sports dr- Huh? What the heck is that?
In the Other World...
King Yemma: (munching on his lunch) Let's see ... purgatory ... hell ... I- Huh? Hey, does anyone hear that? HEY! STOP YELLING! YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN THE MAHOGANY ON MY DESK!
Back with you guys...
You all reached Guru's place.
Nail: Wait, you're back so soon? Why?
(Y/N): NO TIME TO TALK! COME ON GOHAN!
Gohan: HEY UNCLE (Y/N)! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE-
You dragged Gohan inside.
Ruby: Look, we have a problem and-
Bulma: AAAAAAAAAAGH!
Vegeta appeared.
Vegeta: (completely insane) WHERE IS IT?!
Krillin: Uh what?
Vegeta: D-Dragon... Ball ... I need .. the ... Dragon Balls ... the one you took ... right now ...
Weiss: Oh brother, I think he's broken.
Blake: He deserves it if you ask me.
Yang: You said it Kitty.
They both high fived.
Ghost Nappa: Uh Vegeta, I think you rage broken.
Vegeta: NAPPA SHUT UP!
Ruby: Uh ...
Vegeta: I'M NOT CRAZY! YOU'RE ALL CRAZY! ESPECIALLY YOU NAPPA!
Ghost Nappa: EEYYY!
Yang: Who are you talking to?
Vegeta: Dragon Balls, hand now, please.
Krillin: Actually, we don't have it.
Vegeta's eyes then turned red as blood came out of them.
Vegeta: No.
Bulma: Uh oh.
Vegeta: NO!
Ruby: Get ready. He's coming.
Vegeta: NO!
And then he sensed you and Gohan getting your potential unlocked!
Vegeta: (snapping out of it) Wait what? Where am I? Why are you all here? Where's Nappa?
Blake: Didn't you kill him?
Vegeta: Yes of course I did! He's dead, forever.
Nail: Excuse me.
https://youtu.be/5OWuXfG_Bzs
Play from 0:12-end...
You and Gohan then came out.
(Y/N): Thanks for stalling him guys.
Weiss: Honestly, I heard way too much from what Guru said. Ugh.
(Y/N): So, Vegeta, do you really want a taste of us?
Vegeta: If it means getting the Dragon Ball then-
Dende: Uh ... guys. I don't mean to interrupt, but-
Yang: Yes Little Green?
Dende: God damn it. Five people are coming this way.
Vegeta: WAIT FIVE?! OH SHIT!
(Y/N): What?
Vegeta: Frieza's elite minions are here. The Ginyu Force! NOW GIVE ME THE-
(Y/N): Why?
Vegeta: YOU DON'T GET IT! THEY'RE ALL VERY STRONG!
(Y/N): Yeah, well we kicked your ass down on Earth.
Ruby: Yeah! All of us here. That includes Krillin and Gohan helping too.
Krillin: Ruby! Don't give him any ideas!
(Y/N): Here's what we're going to do. You're going to help us beat Frieza.
Vegeta: And why should I help-
You got up close to him and used Conqueror's Haki.
(Y/N): DON'T TEST ME VEGETA! OR I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET THE BEATING YOU GAVE GOKU ON EARTH!
Vegeta felt fear. He was terrified of you.
Vegeta: F-Fine.
(Y/N): Good!
Ruby: ALRIGHT! VEGETA'S OUR FRIEND NO-
Vegeta: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT MUSHY CRAP! I'm only doing this because we share a common enemy. After that, I go back to trying to kill you all!
(Y/N): It's your dead body.
Yang: Well, welcome to Team (Y/N) Vegeta.
Vegeta: SERIOUSLY?! HE'S THE ONE WHO LEADS YOU ALL?!
Weiss: Yes.
Blake: Pretty much.
Krillin: He's got good leading skills you know.
Gohan: We trust Uncle (Y/N).
Ruby: And I'm second in command!
Vegeta: That just makes me want to kill you even more! And you're still only the second most annoying people I've ever had the displeasure of working with.
(Y/N): Okay Bulma, you stay here with them.
Bulma: WHAT?! YOU'RE SERIOUSLY GOING TO-
You kissed her on the lips, and she calmed down.
Bulma: God I love you!
(Y/N): Me too Babe!
Krillin: It's amazing how that works every time.
Gohan: It works when Dad charms Mom actually.
(Y/N): Okay, now then-
You used the Dragon Radar to detect the other Dragon Balls.
(Y/N): Time to make a wish.
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