A Lovely Bunch of Dragon Balls!


Vegeta was inside of a healing pod as Zarbon and Appule were looking over him. 

Zarbon: I never thought we would treat the wounds of a traitor. How is he? How long until we can make him talk about where he hid the Dragon Ball? 

Appule: He suffered a great deal of damage, it's lucky that you found him when you did. Any later and he would have died. 

Zarbon: Wait, why isn't he naked? 

Appule: I'd say that- WHAT?! 

Zarbon: I always thought you had to be naked when you're in the healing pod. 

Appule: Wh-Why would you think that? 

Zarbon: You know, to absorb all the healing juices. 

They both looked at each other for a while. 

Zarbon: Well it seems that you have everything under control here. 

He then leaves. 

Appule: Man, Cui was right, Zarbon is freaky. 

As Vegeta was inside of the healing pod, he heard Ghost Nappa's voice. 

Ghost Nappa: Testing, testing. Okay. You are now thinking about what Zarbon was doing to you while you were unconscious. So ... have fun with that! 

Vegeta growled from within the healing pod. 

Appule: You know, Vegeta, I got to admit, it was pretty impressive how you went all manhunter on us. But now, you're all ours. And I can't wait to watch Zarbon break you like a glow sti...

He then saw Vegeta glowing from the pod, and- 

Appule: I'M COMING EACHPE! 

Vegeta: That was a nightmare. 

With Frieza... 

Frieza: Yes, I want you here as soon as possible. Oh, and with those new up-to-date scouters. 

???: Yes, I understand Lord Frieza. 

Zarbon: Lord Frieza, do you think you could let me use the communicator? 

Frieza: Zarbon, what could be so important that you have to interrupt me during my call? 

Zarbon: Well I need to call my girlfriend. 

Frieza: Well- Ginyu, I'll call you back. 

Freiza hung up. 

Frieza: Come again? 

Zarbon: You see our one year anniversary has come up, and I want to ask where she wants to go so that we can make reservations early. 

Frieza: Oh, and all this time I could have sworn that- Nevermind. 

Zarbon: What you thought I was single? 

Frieza: No, I thought that you were into .... you know it really doesn't matter. 

Zarbon: Well it matters to me, because frankly it sounds that you thought I was- 

Frieza Minion: LORD FRIEZA! VEGETA HAS BROKEN OUT OF THE- AAAAAAAGH! 

Frieza killed his henchman with an energy blast. 

Frieza: Oh no that minion died, can we go fix that? We'll continue this conversation never. 

Zarbon: Didn't he say something about Vegeta? 

Frieza: What? 

They then heard an explosion. 

Frieza: Zarbon, who did you leave guarding him? 

At the room... 

They found the entire room a mess with Appule's corpse nearby. 

Frieza: APPULE?! YOU LEFT APPULE HERE?! 

Zarbon: Well I thought he could handle it! 

Frieza: APPULE COULDN'T EVEN HANDLE A SHOT OF RASPBERRY SCHNAPPS MUCH LESS VEGETA! Ugh, where's the damn phone? I need to make another call. 

Zarbon: Leave it to me, Sir! I'll find Vegeta, he couldn't have gotten far. 

However, they didn't expect the Saiyan Prince to go for the room they were in last. 

Vegeta: HA! They fell for it. You know the old saying Frieza, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Ghost Nappa: Well, guess this is a victory. 

https://youtu.be/ra4mM2GRYbo

As Vegeta left Frieza and Zarbon entered to find all the Dragon Balls gone. 

Frieza: DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! HE GOT AWAY! AND HE TOOK OFF WITH MY DRAGON BALLS! 

Zarbon: Wait, Lord Frieza, he left something. 

Frieza picked up a nearby note. 

Frieza: All it says is, "Dear Frieza." And it's a picture of a butt. 

Zarbon: Can I see it, Lord Frieza? 

Frieza: ZARBON! IF I DON'T SEE VEGETA OR THE DRAGON BALLS HERE WITHIN ONE HOUR, YOU'RE DEAD! 

Zarbon: YES SIR! 

Back with Vegeta... 

You, Krillin, and the girls were seen racing towards the cave. 

(Y/N): I swear, when we find Gohan, he's in for a surprise! 

Ruby: Why didn't you get a power boost? 

(Y/N): I wanted to save it for when Gohan got there. 

Blake: Oh, you wanted to hold out on it for now. 

(Y/N): Yep! 

Vegeta: Ah, the last Dragon Ball. Things are coming up for Vegeta! HAHAHAHAHA! 

He followed after you guys. 

Zarbon: Damn it, where is- 

Vegeta: COME BACK HERE YOU WORMS! 

Zarbon: Perfect. 

Now Zarbon was coming after you guys. 

And so... 

Bulma was resting out of the cave, and- 

Ruby: HI BULMA! 

Bulma: AGH! SON OF A BITCH! 

Ruby: Calm down, it's just us. 

Bulma: Ruby, could you keep it lower? I'm on edge here. 

Weiss: What do you have to worry about? 

Bulma: Let's see, Vegeta, Frieza, and all of Frieza's men. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. 

(Y/N): Hey calm down! We got a Dragon Ball! 

Bulma: Wow! It's so big! 

Blake: And most of us got power boosts from Super Kami Guru. 

Yang: He's a pretty cool guy, if a little cranky. 

Krillin: Wait, where's Gohan? 

Bulma: He went to go and find another Dragon Ball. 

Everyone: WHAT?! 

Krillin: Do you know how Chichi is going to react if she finds out Gohan got hurt? 

(Y/N): Yeah! She's going to kill us! 

Yang: There's just something about her, that is terrifying. 

(Y/N): Okay, now we have to- 

???: Long time no see Human Scum. 

Vegeta appeared. 

(Y/N): Oh look, it's the Prince of 2 and a half people. 

Vegeta: Why don't you hand over the Dragon Ball and we don't have to- AAAAAAAGH! 

You punched him in the gut. 

(Y/N): Yeah, don't count on it, Vegeta. 

Vegeta: You piece of ... sh- AGH! GOD THAT FUCKING HURTS! How?! I- 

(Y/N): Just to let you know, Mr. Prince. There's always someone stronger than you out there, no matter who it is. 

Vegeta: Damn you. 

(Y/N): I'll take my chances. 

Yang: Yeah, we don't want to see him drive a hard bargain. 

???: Who drives it hard now? 

Zarbon appeared. 

(Y/N): Oh great, the pretty boy. 

Weiss: (blushing) Wow ... he's ... so ... hot. 

Bulma: Yeah ... really hot. 

Blake: Seriously you two? 

Weiss and Bulma: JUST LOOK AT HIM! 

Blake: I don't see it. 

(Y/N): Hey Vegeta, your buddy is here. 

Vegeta: God ... damn it. I don't need ... to- 

You healed him. 

(Y/N): He's all yours. 

You pushed him to Zarbon. 

Zarbon: How pathetic Vegeta, beaten by another monkey? 

Vegeta: Bah, it's not like I'm scared of you Zarbon. You've beaten me one time, and that's one time too many. 

Zarbon: Please, the last time we fought you were barely alive when I went to retrieve you. 

Vegeta: Speaking of, did you do anything to me when I was unconscious? 

Zarbon: D-Did I what?! 

Vegeta: Did you do anything to me when I was unconscious? 

Zarbon: WHAT?! NO! GOD NO! 

Vegeta: Oh thank God, I- Wait what does that even mean? Am I not good enough for you? 

Zarbon: Alright Vegeta, honestly, that sounded very gay. 

Vegeta: I- But I- 

Zarbon: Not that there's anything wrong with that. 

Vegeta: .... Just ... just transform, damn you. 

Zarbon: Fine! 

Zarbon went into his monster form! 

Weiss and Bulma: 

https://youtu.be/axPZWVHBAG4

Yang: Not so handsome now is he? 

Weiss and Bulma: NO! 

(Y/N): Geez. It's fine. 

Weiss and Bulma hid behind you in fear. 

Zarbon: YOU MADE A HUGE MISTAKE VEGETA! NOW TIME TO DIE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

But then Vegeta did this! 

Vegeta: What was that I couldn't hear you over that hole in your stomach! 

Zarbon: V-Vegeta ... please ... spare me ... we can work together and defeat ... Frieza and- 

Vegeta: Yeah, I heard it all before. Now let me put this in a way that you will understand. 

https://youtu.be/LWt54m87Ra8

(Y/N): Okay, you had your fun. NOW GET LOST! 

Vegeta: Not without the- 

(Y/N): LOOK! IT'S FRIEZA! 

Vegeta: WHAT?! WHERE?! 

(Y/N): MIMIC: ZA WARUDO! 

You stopped time, and then when it resumed, you all were gone. 

Vegeta: WHAT?! WHERE?! HUH?! HOW DID- I HAVE SO MANY- 

He then noticed Gohan. 

Vegeta: HEY BRAT! 

Gohan: AGH! 

He quickly hid the Dragon Ball that was Vegeta's away. 

Gohan: H-Hi Vegeta. 

Vegeta: Well if it isn't Kakarot's spawn. What are you up to? 

Gohan: Oh you know, just flying around. 

Vegeta: Flying around? 

Gohan: Flying around. 

Vegeta: Thwarting my plans? 

Gohan: Thwarting your plans? 

Vegeta: Are you? 

Gohan: No. 

Vegeta: Good, because that would be bad. 

Gohan: How bad? 

Vegeta: I would have to kill you. 

Gohan: That's bad. 

Vegeta: Yes. By the way, what's that in your hand? 

Gohan: A ... watch. It tells time and nothing else. 

Vegeta: Right. Of course. Dumbass! 

He punched him in the stomach! 

Gohan: AAAAAGH! 

Vegeta: Tell your father, that next time, he and everyone he loves is dead meat! HAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Ghost Nappa: Dick move man. 

But Gohan laughed. 

Gohan: That's what you think Vegeta. 

Soon... 

Gohan: GUYS! LOOK! 

He had the Dragon Ball with him! 

(Y/N): WAY TO GO GOHAN! 

Ruby: That's two Dragon Balls! 

She hugged him! 

Ruby: YOU'RE DEFINITELY GOKU'S SON! 

Blake: Where did you get that? 

Gohan: That was Vegeta's Dragon Ball. 

(Y/N:) Okay, let's hurry to Guru's quickly. 

Gohan: Why? 

(Y/N): Because Vegeta is about to lose it. 

Back with Vegeta... 

Vegeta: Alright, where is the- WHAT?! WHERE DID IT GO?! WHO COU- THAT BRAT! BUT HOW?! HOW DID HE- THE WATCH! IT WASN'T A WATCH AT ALL! IT WAS SOME SORT OF DRAGON BALL LOCATOR! AND THAT MEANS ... THAT MEANS- 

Ghost Nappa: He took the Dragon Ball. 

Vegeta: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Vegeta was enraged that he was flying so fast without any sanity left in him! 

Back with you guys... 

Blake: Oh boy. Do you guys hear that? 

Yang: Blake, we're feeling that. 

With Frieza... 

Frieza: What the hell is that noise? 

With Goku... 

Goku: Ah, I worked up a thirst. Time for one of Bulma's Dad's sports dr- Huh? What the heck is that? 

In the Other World... 

King Yemma: (munching on his lunch) Let's see ... purgatory ... hell ... I- Huh? Hey, does anyone hear that? HEY! STOP YELLING! YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN THE MAHOGANY ON MY DESK! 

Back with you guys... 

You all reached Guru's place. 

Nail: Wait, you're back so soon? Why? 

(Y/N): NO TIME TO TALK! COME ON GOHAN! 

Gohan: HEY UNCLE (Y/N)! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE- 

You dragged Gohan inside. 

Ruby: Look, we have a problem and- 

Bulma: AAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Vegeta appeared. 

Vegeta: (completely insane) WHERE IS IT?! 

Krillin: Uh what? 

Vegeta: D-Dragon... Ball ... I need .. the ... Dragon Balls ... the one you took ... right now ... 

Weiss: Oh brother, I think he's broken. 

Blake: He deserves it if you ask me. 

Yang: You said it Kitty. 

They both high fived. 

Ghost Nappa: Uh Vegeta, I think you rage broken. 

Vegeta: NAPPA SHUT UP! 

Ruby: Uh ... 

Vegeta: I'M NOT CRAZY! YOU'RE ALL CRAZY! ESPECIALLY YOU NAPPA! 

Ghost Nappa: EEYYY! 

Yang: Who are you talking to? 

Vegeta: Dragon Balls, hand now, please. 

Krillin: Actually, we don't have it. 

Vegeta's eyes then turned red as blood came out of them. 

Vegeta: No. 

Bulma: Uh oh. 

Vegeta: NO! 

Ruby: Get ready. He's coming. 

Vegeta: NO!

And then he sensed you and Gohan getting your potential unlocked! 

Vegeta: (snapping out of it) Wait what? Where am I? Why are you all here? Where's Nappa? 

Blake: Didn't you kill him? 

Vegeta: Yes of course I did! He's dead, forever. 

Nail: Excuse me. 

https://youtu.be/5OWuXfG_Bzs

Play from 0:12-end... 

You and Gohan then came out. 

(Y/N): Thanks for stalling him guys. 

Weiss: Honestly, I heard way too much from what Guru said. Ugh. 

(Y/N): So, Vegeta, do you really want a taste of us? 

Vegeta: If it means getting the Dragon Ball then- 

Dende: Uh ... guys. I don't mean to interrupt, but- 

Yang: Yes Little Green? 

Dende: God damn it. Five people are coming this way. 

Vegeta: WAIT FIVE?! OH SHIT! 

(Y/N): What? 

Vegeta: Frieza's elite minions are here. The Ginyu Force! NOW GIVE ME THE- 

(Y/N): Why? 

Vegeta: YOU DON'T GET IT! THEY'RE ALL VERY STRONG! 

(Y/N): Yeah, well we kicked your ass down on Earth. 

Ruby: Yeah! All of us here. That includes Krillin and Gohan helping too. 

Krillin: Ruby! Don't give him any ideas! 

(Y/N): Here's what we're going to do. You're going to help us beat Frieza. 

Vegeta: And why should I help- 

You got up close to him and used Conqueror's Haki. 

(Y/N): DON'T TEST ME VEGETA! OR I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET THE BEATING YOU GAVE GOKU ON EARTH! 

Vegeta felt fear. He was terrified of you. 

Vegeta: F-Fine. 

(Y/N): Good! 

Ruby: ALRIGHT! VEGETA'S OUR FRIEND NO- 

Vegeta: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT MUSHY CRAP! I'm only doing this because we share a common enemy. After that, I go back to trying to kill you all! 

(Y/N): It's your dead body. 

Yang: Well, welcome to Team (Y/N) Vegeta. 

Vegeta: SERIOUSLY?! HE'S THE ONE WHO LEADS YOU ALL?! 

Weiss: Yes. 

Blake: Pretty much. 

Krillin: He's got good leading skills you know. 

Gohan: We trust Uncle (Y/N). 

Ruby: And I'm second in command! 

Vegeta: That just makes me want to kill you even more! And you're still only the second most annoying people I've ever had the displeasure of working with. 

(Y/N): Okay Bulma, you stay here with them. 

Bulma: WHAT?! YOU'RE SERIOUSLY GOING TO- 

You kissed her on the lips, and she calmed down. 

Bulma: God I love you! 

(Y/N): Me too Babe! 

Krillin: It's amazing how that works every time. 

Gohan: It works when Dad charms Mom actually. 

(Y/N): Okay, now then- 

You used the Dragon Radar to detect the other Dragon Balls. 

(Y/N): Time to make a wish. 


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