Why does this have 2k reads???? It's literally just shit. Do me a favor. Go to your bathroom. You there? Good. Now look in the toilet. What do you see? What's that? You see this book? Exactly.

In other news,,,, YA GIRL GOT A UKULELE
I PLAN TO BECOME THE NEXT TYLER JOSEPH

I have a dentist appointment in half an hour so I'm writing a bunch of crap in here to take my mind off of it.

COCONUTS COCONUTS SHARKS IN THE WATER

THE INTERNET IS HERE

NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN

ITS RAINING TACOS

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS

now you guys know how crazy I am.
(All the best people are crazy)

What comes next? You've been freed. Do you know how hard it is to lead? You're on your own. Awesome! Wow! Do you have a clue what happens now?