Guess who has two thumbs, a dead "aunt", and will most likely have to spend her birthday alone this year?

THIS GAL!!!!!!

My mom has to go to New York for a funeral, all three of my friends will be out of town, my grandma and brother have things to do, and my dad...... My parents just got a divorce so idk if he wants to spend the day with me or not.

I'll probably just cry and eat pizza while listening to Pity Party on repeat.

I never noticed how much of a loner and loser I was until now. Wow.

I never had a group of friends before, I promise that I'll make y'all proud.