Now playing 'Welcome to my house.'

Oh Gotham, what a wonderful place, filled with pollution, psychopathic/Sociopathic killers, Villains with off brand backstories, and Superheroes. With all the danger in this city, it's hard to believe idiots live here. Me? I'm one of those idiots. 

If you were walking down 26th avenue on the far south side of Gotham City, and you were to look beyond a small group of trees and past a singular rusted swing set, you would a run-down two-story coal-colored building with an ivory roof that's missing a few shingles. You would find the door nailed shut by 7 thick wood planks, same with all windows but one. In order to get inside you must find the hidden small square at the way bottom in the corner of the front side. Please undo all 5 rusted hotel-looking locks and open the small door. You will see a long pathway for you to crawl through, walls lined with blood-red LED light, (these are meant for intimidation, please crawl through.) If-When you get through, you'll be in a living room, tv set on the news channel, beat up sofa, and a cup of 1-day old half and half tea on a small table.

Congratulations.

Welcome to my house!