You know, being a hero is pretty tiring. I mean, I suck at it, but I'm still a hero.
Sometimes I do my job...

In any case, today's another day on the job. The ocassional robbery, murder, and kitten-stuck-in-a-tree cases come up sometimes. Otherwise it's just patrolling and doing paperwork.

Today I'm alone on a case, so I've gotta aprehend a baddie or two.
Currently, I'm in a bit of a fist fight with two super powered carrot atheists... They're strong-ish, I'll give them that. But seriously, this is SOOOOOOO boring.

"Can we please just hurry this up?"
I yawn as I catch one of the baddie's leg in mid swing. With a flick of my wrist, he was in the air and suddenly on his back. Ah, he looks winded.
"SERIOUSLY HOW ARE YOU, THE LAMEST HERO, SO FRICKIN' STRONG?!"
His buddy yelled, throwing a sloppy punch at me. Ah~, his forms off... He's right handed right? His left leg should be in front to ground him more~...
"You're just weak."
I sighed, moving to the side as he tried to punch me. He fell...

"This is so boring..."
I thought aloud as I managed to bind these idiots to handcuffs.
"THIS IS WHY YOU'RE THE LEAST FAVORITE!"
"BOOOO, JUST LOSE ALREADY SUPER NOPE!"
"SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE YOU EVEN A HERO?!"
Ah, the Public's praise is strangely tsundere...

Brushing their praise off, I walk outside and inform the first responder officer that they've been taken care of. Ah~, I wonder what I should eat for dinner? You think the convenience store sells those instant noodles still?

I really hope they do~!

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A little note; I'm not a good fighter, nor do I know any form of Martial Arts. I do, however, know a little bit of basic self defense.
I've been told I pack quite the punch too.
But if any of the information in the VERY small fight scene was wrong, I apologize. I tried.

In any case, it seems that Super Nope is strong at least?? I don't know anymore.
Have a lovely day and/or night!

-Voice♡Chan