5. Villain Organization
Somewhere in Knock-Off Land, over the sewage pipes, is the Villain Organization. All in the organization, do not eat carrots. Well, some do, but they just don't get the Vitamin Good from it. The again, not all villains are bad.
Anyhow, they're currently having a meeting. Talking about their biggest threats.
"How do we deal with Platypus?"
UC asked, leaning against the wall while he looked through Hero documents.
"Call 'er platypussy."
Lemon laughed, confirming that this works. Poor Platypus, not like she asked for the powers of a platypus and the terrible name sense of the public...
"Then what about Uranus?"
"Too easy."
Lemon was having too much fun with this...
"Super Nope?"
"Not a threat."
"... Sad, but true."
"Slimer?"
"Tell him to work for a lube company instead."
"Fartman?"
"He should be retiring soon. We need to get more gas masks for when we fight him though."
YOLO pitches in.
"True, that old man's got some noxious gas."
UC sighs.
"Lightbulb?"
"Not a threat in the day time, we better watch out for him when it comes to be night though."
"Oh, what about boots!"
Peeper pitches in, his face going red. Ugh.
"You need to get over your foot fetish."
YOLO groans and pushes Peeper away from him.
"Ah, what about Lion?"
"Egotistical, easy to deal with."
Lemon shrugs as she picks up a Doujinshi and starts to read.
"Spitball?"
"Threat. We need to find a way to deal with his explosive spitballs."
YOLO speaks calmly, trying to write down possible counters.
"SpeedDemon?"
"Just stay in front of him. He can only run fast backwards."
"True."
"Sonic Duck/Barking Spider?"
"Same precautions as Fartman."
"'Kay. BattleChip then?"
"Still missing."
An alarm blazes through the secret base, and YOLO sighs.
"My turns up, see you in '10."
He said as he cracks his knuckles and rolls his neck.
"'Kay~! Bring souvenirs from Prison!"
Lemon calls out.
"I'm not THAT weak."
"Your super power is literally just coming back from the dead. And you've got like, no muscle. At all."
"... Just go read your sin."
"What do you think I was doing?"
And with that, YOLO left to cause chaos in Knock-Off land. He got arrested by Fartman, but he eventually got out of jail, lol.
The Villain Organization is just great, ain't it?
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Special thanks to my dad for helpin' me come up with all those riduculous hero names. We even came up with powers for them, and I wrote up a bit of a basic explenation for them.
Another special thanks to my sister for saying "BattleShip" and then making me hear "BattleChip".
AND- special thanks to you for reading this!
This chapter was mostly just a bit of a look into the other heroes and villains. I plan to make more of 'em down the line though, lol.
Okay, peace! ✌
-Voice♡Chan
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