In Knock-Off Land, there's a simple rule followed by all. Eat your darned carrots.

Because those who do not eat their Carrots in Knock-Off Land, become Villains.
Or, at least, that's what my mom used to tell me. It was probably just to get me to eat my carrots, but whatever.

In any case, the Carrots give you an extra Vitamin, called Vitamin Good. And if you don't get your daily dose of Vitamin Good, you become bad. Once again, another thing my mother used to tell me. But I don't care, I like Carrots now anyway.

Ahem....

I'm unofficially a SuperHero, called Super Nope. But my real name is... Classified, I don't really feel like caring enough to tell you my name anyway.

In any case, today is another day of Super Hero-ing.
The Villain; Lemon is currently writing Yaoi fanfiction at the local Church of Carrots. I, of course, am not taking the job though. I'm only watching.

It's Platypus' turn anyway.

"SUPER NOPE, WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING?!"
"It's your turn today, Platy~!"
I hummed as I focused on the game on my phone. Heh, take that Steak Army.
"SHE'S WRITING TENTACLE PØRN, COME DOWN AND HELP DARNIT!"
Looking up from my game, I can see that what Platypus says is true. There are tentacles everywhere.

Putting my phone in my pocket, I jump down and decide to help anyway.

Casually taking a lemon off of a Lemon Tree, I threw it at Lemon's head.
"Hey, can you like, stop? I'm half way through Meat Yeet, and like, the final boss is here."
Lemon looks at me with a sign of interest.
"Oh, okay! Sure my dude, just don't use Bob on that final level, if he dies, it's over."
Lemon closes her book of smut, and all the strange things around us disappear. She then walks away and the day was saved.

I then went back to my game, and ignored Platypus' lecture about being a proper hero.
In all honesty, I'm just doin' this to pay off my College Loans.

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I apologize for this mess.

-Voice♡Chan