When I was younger, people used to tell me that being serious would be the death of me. Believe it or not, I was a pretty serious kid. I did all my homework on time, I manmed entire group projects by myself way before they were due, I had countless all-nighters just to finish a book report early...
So, between all the work, I never really took time to relax. And now look at me, I'm the most chill super hero on the planet.
Lol, jk, that's Uranus. She's pretty chill.

Litterally.

Speaking of... I'm having a blast watching her fight with Classified Man. It's kind of a funny sight, to be honest. I mean, a man in a ''spandex suit,, VS a woman doing acrobat stunts in heels? Hell yeah, I'll watch that.

"Ah, she's gonna slip."
I mutter to myself as Uranus does a back flip to avoid an attack from Classified Man. CM? Classi? Classified Man is too long of a name...
"Or not."
I mention as she lands almost perfectly, a little stumble in her landing. Though, it wasn't very noticeable.

"Mr.Villain Sir, it's an insult to us heroes if you wear your underwear over a onsie."
Uranus says, trying her best to sound heroic.
"I am not a villain though! I am but Classified Man!"
Classified- frick it, he's Classi now. Ahem, Classi says, moving his hands around in awkward jestures.
"Tell that to the county court jail!"
Uranus exclaims as she generates a freezing cold wind his way.

Actually, how does she do that? Is it scientific, or does it just classify as ''Super Hero Powers,,? Like, is she gathering the little molecules in the air and freezing them over with science, and chemical reactions- or is it just magic? Something to think about next time you see Supperman and his ice breath.

"I'M SERIOUS, THAT IS MY NAME."
Rip Classi... Ah, I should go get dinner now~, maybe I should invite Uranus after the battle. How to address her I wonder~?
"And my name is Your @$$!"
I mean, you're not exactly wrong. The public's naming system is pretty cruel, after all.

After watching Uranus kick Classi's behind, I left a note behind and went out. She can call if she wants to join me for dinner.

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Classi's legal name is actually ''Legally Classified Mann,,...
Rip Classi-

Also not sure if Super Nope has a date or not now, hElP-
*Slapped*

-Vocie♡Chan