One Of The Apes!

Mario Luigi Peach and Daisy were traveling through the jungle

Mario: plumbers log number 21 we were taking a shortcut through jungle land but to me it doesn't feel so short. You know Luigi this jungle land joint isn't so bad!

Luigi: Mario are you crazy? Where there's a jungle there's ferocious jungle beasts! bet this place is crawlin with lions tigers and bears!

Peach: Oh my!

Daisy: I feel like you've said that before

Just then Iggy jumped down from a tree

Iggy: well well well look what we have here! Red green pink and yellow!

Peach: we have names!

Daisy: and I clearly wear orange!

Iggy: whatever! I decided to go hunting! And it's open season on plumbers!

Mario Luigi held there plungers peach held her parasol and Daisy held her baseball bat

Mario: You're blocking our way Iggy! And I don't want to hurt a kid!

Iggy: I'll have you know I'm 6 years old! But Lemmy is the older twin... but only by a few minutes! You're gonna be minced meatballs when he's through with you!

He points up to an Albatoss is flying towards the four of them

Mario: Get down!

Mario Peach and Daisy ducked but luigi started dancing

Daisy: why are you dancing?

Luigi: I'm getting down!

Mario: Don't get down! get down!

Daisy pulled Luigi onto the ground but then Mario stood up

Peach: what are you doing?!

Mario: don't worry! I'll take care of Iggy's killer canary!

Mario tried to fight the Albatoss but it grabbed him

Iggy: hahaha! Not so tough now are you?

Mario: put me down you lazy koopa!

Iggy: I don't think so! Welcome aboard Air Albatoss! This is your captain speaking! This flight is non-stop until ya drop!

He got on the Albatoss it flew away

Luigi: They've flown the Koop and they're taking Mario with them!

Daisy: then why are we just standing here?!

Peach: we can all handle one koopaling especially Mario! Oh uh no offense

Luigi: none taken at all! My bros the best at everything!

Daisy: yeah we can all agree he's a great leader

Peach: now they're heading deeper into the jungle! Come on guys! We've got to save Mario!

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Meanwhile Mario was struggling to get out of the Albatoss grip

Mario: If at first you don't succeed try try again!

He stuck the plunger in the Albatoss face then it started falling

Iggy: Hey! Why did you do that?! Now we're both goners!

The Albatoss dropped Mario and hit his head on a porch of a tree house

Mario: ...what happened? Where am I? Who am I? I can't remember anything!

Two apes walked on the porch to see him

Ward: look June! Are baby is here!

Mario: and who are you?

June: We're the luckiest apes in the world!

Ward: We're your mom and pop little fella!

June: Ward! What shall we call him?

Mario: Ma... Ma...

June: Marzan! We'll call him Marzan!

Ward: Welcome to the family Marzan!

Mario stood up

Mario: Me Marzan!

A montage started of ward and June teaching mario how to be an ape. He acted like an ape, swung from vines, ate a bunch of banana's, dressed like a cave man got and into fights with other animals

Mario: Me Marzan! Me Marzan! King of the jungle!

He swung on a vine right passed Luigi peach and Daisy

Daisy: What kind of horrible jungle beast was that?

Luigi: I don't know but I hope it doesn't attack poor Mario! Or poor us for that matter!

Peach: actually i think that was Mario!

Suddenly Iggy threw a spear right over their heads and hits a tree

Iggy: dang it! I missed! Get them!

Shy guys kept throwing spears and peach jumped over one

Peach: Luigi! Daisy! Look out!

Daisy picked up a spear and used it to attack

Daisy: we don't have time for this!

Iggy: to bad because I do! My Shy Guys are going to make shish kebab out of you!

The shy guys pushed Luigi peach and Daisy in to the river

Iggy: You spared yourself the spears but now you jungle bunglers are cheep cheep treats!

There were cheep cheep's in the water

Luigi: Face it! We're in true cheep cheep trouble! Daisy I need you to know I-!

Daisy: yeah I know you love me but just say that when we're out of here!

Luigi: how?! Only Mario could plug this pain drain!

At that moment Mario swung towards them using a vine

Peach: I see Mario! We're saved!

Mario swings down and pulls the others out of the water onto the other side of the river

Iggy: Hey! The fight is over here!

Daisy: can't you just shut your pie hole for two minutes?!

Luigi: Bro! Am I glad you found us!

Peach hugged mario

Peach: I'm so glad your safe!

Mario: Mario? Me not Mario! Me Marzan! You crazy!

Daisy: honestly I see that as a compliment

Peach: Mario have you lost your memory? You're not Marzan! Your full is Mario Mario! And we're going to stop the koopalings and then get married

Mario: no! Me Marzan! And me late for dinner! Gotta swing home! Bye bye crazy people!

He climbed a tree and swung on a vine

Daisy: Late for dinner? Mario would definitely say that but we doesn't know who we are? He clearly got hit on the head and lost his memory!

She held her baseball bat

Daisy: all we have to do is hit on the head with an equal amount of force!

Peach and Luigi: No!

Daisy: ok ok! The other ways aren't as quick though

Peach: There's clearly some weird monkey business going on in this jungle!

Luigi: We follow Mario and bring back his plumber perfect personality!

Peach: agreed!

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Iggy went back it his giant tree house to figure out what was going on

Iggy: Marzan King of the jungle? If that wrench monkey's the king of the jungle what am I?!

Shy Guy: the boys were kinda wondering about that oh opulent one!

Iggy grabbed the Shy Guy

Iggy: Tell those jungle jerks that there's only one king of the jungle and that's me! My siblings got all the good kingdoms so I have to this place perfect! And if that sewer swinger thinks that he's king dethrone him!

He threw the shy guy out of the tree house

Shy guy: am i still getting paid?

Iggy: NO!

Shy guy: Aw man...

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Meanwhile Luigi peach and Daisy were looking for Mario

Luigi: It's no use! We've lost Mario! We'll never catch up with him!

Daisy picks up a banana peel and saw a bunch more on the ground

Daisy: hey Luigi how much can Mario eat in a day?

Luigi: every item on a menu! Luckily he went on a diet before we met peach

Daisy: then all we have to do is follow the trail of banana peels up that tree!

She pointed to the very tall tree in front of them

Luigi: we have to climb all the way up there?!

Peach: yes! We have to help Mario!

Luigi: but I'm afraid of heights! How would even climb it without anything to hold onto?!

Daisy: hmm... do you have at least six plunger's?

Luigi: sure Mario and I always carry ten! Why?

Daisy took the plunger's out of his pockets

Daisy: hold onto two of these and we'll climb up the tree!

Peach: that's pretty clever Daisy!

Daisy: thanks! In situations we get into we have to think outside the box

Luigi peach and Daisy used the plunger's climb up the tree. They eventually got pretty high up

Daisy: you doing ok Luigi?

Luigi: y-y-yep!

He looked down and saw how far down the ground was

Luigi: I-I-I changed my mind! I want to go back!

Peach: I'm sorry Luigi but there's no place to go but up!

Daisy: you know a saying I heard once? You know what's great about hitting rock bottom? There's only one way left to go and that's up!

She stood on the plunger that was stuck to the tree and jumped onto the porch of the tree house

Luigi: ...Wow!

Peach and Luigi made it to the top as well. peach rang the door bell and Ward opened the door

Ward: Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! Is it Halloween already?

Peach: We're not trick-or-treaters! We're friends of Mari- I mean Marzan!

Mario: Crazy people!

Daisy: again that's a compliment

Luigi: Mario! They made a monkey out of you! But don't worry this'll bring back your memory!

He held a monkey wrench

Luigi: It's your first monkey wrench!

Ward: I always thought that was called a people wrench!

Daisy: Ha! I get it

Luigi: It's worse than I thought! This calls for drastic measures!

Daisy held her baseball bat again

Daisy: another hit on the head?

Peach and Luigi: No!

Daisy: fine what about a-

Suddenly the tree started to shake

All: Whoa!

Luigi: what was that?!

Daisy looked out the window and saw Iggy and shy guys cutting down the tree

Iggy: This king stuff has gone to that plumber's head! We better bring him back down to Earth! The hard way! Hahahahaha!

Daisy: it's Iggy and the shy guys!

June: Oh dear! I don't think I have enough casserole for everybody!

Daisy: they're not dinner guests! They're home wreckers! Literally!

Mario: Marzan stop bad guys!

He swings down on a vine and kicked a shy guy in the head. The shy guy dropped his axe and it landed right in front of another shy guy

Shy guy: AH! Be more careful!

Iggy: that's it! I can do this myself!

Iggy continue to chop down the tree him self but Mario swings down again and stomped on his head. Iggy was now unconscious

Peach: Mario! Remember who you are! Saved the mushroom kingdom!

Daisy: you beat up bowser and the koopalings more then I can count!

Luigi: my your my brother! Together we're the mario brothers!

Mario: the mushroom kingdom? Bowser? The mario bros! Mama Mia! I remember now! I'm Mario Mario!

Mario realized he was hanging from a vine

Mario: What am I doing fifty feet in the air?!

He climbed back up to the tree house

Luigi: hearing your memories brought you back!

Mario and Luigi hugged each other

Luigi: No more of that Marzan stuff!

Mario: I'm sorry I didn't remember any of that sooner

Peach kissed Mario on the cheek

Peach: you do now and that's what matters

Daisy: if that didn't work I was going to suggest a true love kiss. It always worked in movies

Iggy was still standing by the tree

Iggy: HEY! I'm still here you know!

Mario: and still remember what I learned as an ape!

Mario whistled and a bunch of apes surrounded Iggy

Iggy: Uh... I don't have bananas!

Iggy ran away but the apes started chasing him

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