Bff:
Any advice for being single on Valentine's day? :(

Me:
Yeah, whenever you
see a couple kissing, hugging
or holding hands, start crying and scream at the guy saying

"HOW COULD YOU?!?!
YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!
I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING AND NOW THIS?!
IT'S OVER!!"

Then slap him and walk away.
That should make things pretty interesting  ;-)

Bff:
This is why we are best friends
:D