Jason:
Yoyre the sweetest candything in all theuniverese.
Sprinkles odf sugar on my tasters.

Anne:
Jason, are you drunk?

Jason:
Would you arrest me rif I wass?

Anne:
No, sir.

Jason:
U arw so polite

Anne:
Well thank you.
So, how much have you had to drink?

Jason:
A baby and a half donzen babies