Jess:
Hey, what was the homework for tonight??

Teacher:
Oh hi Jess, it's page 13 in the workbook

Teacher:
Oh. My. God. Jason, that hot student of mine, Jess, just texted me!!!
I just want to kiss her so badly!

Jess:
Um, this is still jess

Teacher:
$300 of you won't tell

Jess:
$400 and you can kiss me