[ ellie / jack ]

"Jack, what's up bubba? This was an unexpected phone call and it was kind of cute."

"No, please don't call me bubba. Ellie we need to talk."

"What about?"

"Us. Everything."

"What about us Jack..."

"I'm breaking up with you. I'd rather do it in person but we're not in the same states right now and-"

"It's Colleen isn't it?"

"What?"

"That hoe!" 

"It's Collette. And she's not a hoe. And it's definitely not because of her. You've never even been brought up into our conversations."

"Oh, so you talk to her often? Knew I couldn't trust this bitch."

"Shut up Ellie, honestly. You've cheated on me, four times. Comment on all of Wyatt's shit knowing it bugs me, called him gay, make fun of all of my friends and don't accept them, you run my life as if it's yours, and don't forget about the whole Finn thing?"

"Stop coming up with other reasons to leave me Jack. I love you!" 

"I'm sorry Ellie, please just stop. I'm going to go now, you'll find someone who will be with you, but it's not me."

"Of course you're going to go Facetime that hoe again probably." 

"She's not a hoe I don't know how many times I need to tell you that!" 

"You ignore me for three days then come back to break up with me out of nowhere. We were perfectly fine until she came along." 

"Stop Ellie."

"No! I'm not going to stop. You're mine. And only mine. I swear Jack. You two won't last." 

"Stop."

"So you do like her? You're not denying it."

"So what?"

"See! I knew it was her!" 

"It's not. Bye Ellie."