Tae: Give me a kiss.

Hobi: No.

Tae: Why though...

Hobi: I'm too sad for kisses.

Taeyong: I'm too sad for normal human functions. *goes under the table*

Tae: I'm sorry everyone. This was my plan from the beginning. We never should have come here.

Mark: Anyways, we have something bigger to worry about.

Jeno: Bigger than my friends dying?

Mark: No offense, but yes. We're still in North Korea. If we won't leave soon and the government gets word of what went down at the prison, we'll all end up like them.

Hobi: *sits on Tae's lap*

Haechan: That's it!

All: ?

Haechan: Hobi gave me an idea. Listen up, this will be a great story to tell one day.

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(Meanwhile, in the next room.)

Chenle: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. I'm literally dying dudes......

Renjun: Stop rolling over and it won't hurt. *laying on his face*

Jisung: Is this heaven? If so, my bible study teacher lied to me.

Jaemin: *curled in a ball* How are we alive?

Chenle: I think Yuta is a magician.

Jisung: Oooo, magic.

Jaemin: Should we go tell them we're ok?

As if on queue, the door slammed open, revealing a Tata pajama wearing Hoseok.

Hobi: Hello? Dreamies? I'm here to make sure you babes are ok at least. Sorry we couldn't take you to the hospital, we couldn't risk being separated from you.

Chenle: Hello human. I am Chenle, are you Hoseok-chan?

Hobi: I think this one was dropped as a baby.

Jisung: I dropped him last week.

Hobi: Well them.

Jaemin: We're all doing semi-okay. You on the other hand look shook beyond repair.

Hobi: Haechan has a new idea to get us across the border to South Korea. Long story short, it involves Tae and I acting like exotic dancers and Xiaojun, Hendery, and Yangyang acting like our "pimps".

Jisung: I'm in. Let's do this. When we going?

Hobi: Tonight. The plan is that Tae and I dress up as dancers, perform for the guards because they most likely won't believe us, and manage to get all 5 of us back across. That way, we can borrow Ji-Hyun's stashed van, and load you guys in from the other end of the border.

Jeno: Sounds like an adventure.

Hobi: There's one problem though...

All: ????

Hobi: One of the guards is from the prison. He knows me.

Jaemin: *crawls to him* Let me do your makeup.

Hobi: Why crawling?

Jaemin: Because my legs don't like me, now can I do your makeup?

Hobi: Totally.

(3 Hours Later, VHope Observing)

Tae: *hugs him* I love ya baby.

Hobi: I love you too alien boi.

Tae: Aish...

Hobi: Zip me up.

Tae: Nice cakes.

Hobi: *looks at him*

Tae: Mind if I have a piece?

Hobi: Let me make you a deal. If you can get us back to SK in one piece, I'll let you in again.

Tae: *grabbing his keys* EVERYONE HOP IN THE VAN RIGHT NOW!

Hobi: Hehe, boys.