Before I begin, I'd like to say a few things.

First of all, I do not own Hetalia or the Hetalia characters. (Although if I did..... Well....)

Also, Deitich is NOT a real country. I was told by my friend that Hetalia OCs are supposed to be actual countries, but by that point I was like five chapters in and had an idea for the whole book, so I was like hell no.

So basically I nicked some land off Poland, Belarus and the Czech Republic. Sorry guys! >_<

Also, I will hopefully not be doing an Epilogue on this one. (If you've read my FOB fanfic Epilogue, you'll know what I mean. I WILL be carrying that on, by the way, after this one is done).

Patrick: Hey, carry us on now!

Me: Sorry Pattycakes...... >_< Ivan's calling~

Russia: Become one with Mother Russia, da?

Me: Yes.

Russia: Spasibo, comrade!

Patrick: ?

Me: Go along with it.

Anyway, enjoy this fanfiction! Comment please! And vote.... And all that shit.

England: Just let them read, you bloody git!

Me: Sir yes sir.