~ Important Author's Note (Pls Read) ~
Ok so... this oneshot was inspired by the episode "Monty, Puppet, and Moon Hangout For A Day". However it's based off the morning after Monty and Moon got completely fuckin wasted the night before. Only it ends up being a lot less crazy than what happened in the canon MGAFS episode that was posted June 26th. So instead of all of what happened with Monty and Moon after they "faked passing out"  apparently they actually did pass out. So this oneshot is after Puppet had left the Black Cat. Basically when she left the Black Cat she called up Luna and Earth while Monty and Moon were passed out in one of the booths to come pick up their wasted partners because she didn't want to deal with it. I mainly did this because I love writing cutesy stuff with my oc taking care of the guys she likes. So it's mainly centered around Luna and Moon not Monty and Earth. So with that being said... I hope you guys enjoy ;3
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~ Puppet's POV ~

I don't know how long it's been, probably a few hours at this point. However what was originally supposed to be a friends date night at the Black Cat got a little crazy. Moon and Monty ended up getting wasted to the point they both passed out. In fact they were now both passed out in a booth

Honestly, What did I expect from two guys who have been really close friends for a very long time. Either way I knew the both of them would be badly hungover tomorrow and I was not about to deal with that shit.

So because of that I just left the Black Cat and on the way out was about to call up Luna and Earth to come pick up their fucking wasted like no tomorrow partners. However I then realized Earth doesn't drive which means I had to deal with getting Monty back home. Moon on the other hand was Luna's problem. So with that I dialed Luna's number

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Phone Call ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Glamrock Luna: "Hello?"

Puppet: "Heyyyy"

Glamrock Luna: "Puppet?"

Puppet: "Yes. It's me. Hi."

Glamrock Luna: "Why are you calling me this late? It's like 10pm. Not like I don't want to talk to you that isn't my intentions at all. I'm just curious."

Puppet: "Yeah. I need you to come do me a favor."

Glamrock Luna: "This late? I mean sure, you're one of my friends. So what is it?"

Puppet: "Uh... I'm currently at the Black Cat and kinda need you to come pick up your wasted boyfriend."

Glamrock Luna: "Wait... What?!"

Puppet: "Uh heh... long story short. Basically after Monty called Moon to help him with the transfer of negative Starpower into my dimension they finished up with everything early and we decided to go out and celebrate. However, what was originally just suppose to be a fun night out with friends turned into something crazy. Now I'm the only sober one while Moon and Monty are wasted as fuck and passed out in a booth."

Glamrock Luna: *says in a very disappointed tone while face palming* "Oh my god. I'll be there in a minute. Thanks Puppet."

Puppet: "Of course."

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ End Of Phone Call ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ Glamrock Luna's POV ~

With that I hung up my phone got out of my comfy bed, picked up my car keys, left for the docks, and entered the portal to the Pizzaplex's parking garage. I then got in my car and drove down to the Black Cat. Once there I parked my car and met Puppet by the front entrance.

Puppet: "Heyyy~"

Glamrock Luna: "Don't give me that. You made me leave my comfortable bed to come here."

Puppet: "Sorry. I just didn't want to deal with this shit and have to stay until they woke up hungover as all fuck."

Glamrock Luna: "It's fine."

Puppet: "I would've called Earth to come pick up Monty as well but then realized she doesn't drive."

Glamrock Luna: "Wait. So are you saying Monty is my responsibility as well now?"

Puppet: "Oh god no. I wasn't going to make you deal with both wasted guys. Or one guy one gal considering Monty changed forms. When you claim Moon, I'll just send Monty through a portal and place her in her bed in her room at home. Earth can take care of her from there."

Glamrock Luna: "Oh thank god I don't have to deal with both of them then. Hungover Moon is already bad enough. So I can't even imagine Monty."

Puppet: "Wait, you've seen Moon wasted and hungover before?"

Glamrock Luna: "Yeah. Countless times. It's usually after or during our dates."

Puppet: "So you know how he is?"

Glamrock Luna: "Mmhm. And honestly I won't lie, I kinda like drunk Moon he's more fun."

Puppet: "I won't deny that. He becomes the complete opposite of his original sober personality from what I know with the short amount of time I've known him for."

Glamrock Luna: "Yeah. Aside from becoming more fun when wasted and drunk, Moon also becomes way more flirtatious and honestly sexual as well."

Puppet: "Now that I didn't know."

Glamrock Luna: "Glad you don't. That side of drunk Moon should only be reserved and shown to me. No body else."

Puppet: "Fair. And god I can only hope it stays that way."

Glamrock Luna: "It will. If I know original Moon, he only has eyes for me and only ever will. If not me it's nobody."

Puppet: "That's sweet."

Glamrock Luna: "Yeah. Though the "if not me it's nobody" is actually in reference to him being Aroace otherwise. Thus meaning if I wasn't here or say didn't exist, Moon wouldn't swing any way either way. He'd have no interest in love or anything along those lines whatsoever."
(A/N: ie: Canon SAMS original Moon)

Puppet: "Fair."

Glamrock Luna: "Other than that, as much as drunk wasted Moon is fun for me... his hungover self... god that's a fucking nightmare."

Puppet: "Oh?"

Glamrock Luna: "Yes. Oh my fucking god yes. When Moon is hungover he's a nightmare to deal with. All he does is complain about everything from the way he's feeling, to the lighting, to even the smallest tiniest barely noticeable sound and/or thing... All. Day. Long. It annoys the absolute shit out of me so goddamn much. So I'm really not looking forward to dealing with that when he wakes up but I love him more than anything so I will put myself through that hell to take care of him."

Puppet: "Aw. Now that's the sign of a great relationship."

Glamrock Luna: "Whatever. To be honest the only positive about hungover Moon is that I get to baby him as much as I fucking want and he can't do anything to stop me. In fact he actually likes it even if it does annoy him at the same time."

Puppet: "Sounds like you guys annoy each other."

Glamrock Luna: "Oh for sure. But that's just the dynamic of long term relationships."

Puppet: "Fair enough."

Glamrock Luna: "Exactly. Either way, now that we're here, where's my idiot wasted boyfriend anyway."

Puppet: "Inside sleeping in a booth. You can't miss him and Monty."

Glamrock Luna: *sighs* "Thank you."

With that I push open the doors and entered the Black Cat while Puppet followed. When we got past the check in and into the actual dining area it wasn't hard to find them just like Puppet said.

Monty and Moon were both passed out in the very first booth directly straight ahead upon entering the dining area.

Glamrock Luna: "You weren't kidding when you said they would be easy to find."

Puppet: "You're welcome. I had to drag both of them into that booth. They both passed out on the floor originally."

Glamrock Luna: "Thank you. You really are a good friend Mary."

Puppet: "Did you just?"

Glamrock Luna: "Call you "Mary" as in short for Marionette. Yes."

Puppet: "How did you?"

Glamrock Luna: "I know you're actual name is Charlotte Emily. It's no secret. At least not to me as someone who knows the fnaf lore."

Puppet: "Fair enough. I'm not the Charlie of this dimension though."

Glamrock Luna: "I know you aren't. But can I still call you "Mary" in this form though?"

Puppet: "You know what, sure. Not often though."

Glamrock Luna: "Alright. Now if you don't mind, I should get this twink back home before he wakes up."

With that I go over to the table and was about to pick him up and carry him out.

Puppet: "Wait! Before you do anything, please be careful with picking him up and getting him home. He's very drunk and nauseous..."

Glamrock Luna: "Well no shit. I figured he was."

Puppet: "Yeah. About that, he did puke earlier, a few times actually along with Monty but they're very prone to doing it again. They're both very Very wasted."

Glamrock Luna: "I know, I know. You're talking to me like I haven't seen or carried Moon when he's drunk before. I know what I'm doing."

Puppet: "Alright."

With that I carefully pick up the wasted daycare attendant and placed him over my shoulders. He was knocked out cold and didn't even budge when I did.

Puppet: *says in a joking way* "Wow. No need to show off Luna. You goddamn muscle mommy."

Glamrock Luna: "I... *softly laughs but blushes at the same time*... shut up."

Puppet: "What? Don't get called that often?"

Glamrock Luna: "Actually no. I am aware that I am one with my strength but no one aside from myself has called me that really."

Puppet: "Oh?"

Glamrock Luna: *blushes shyly* "Yeah. Ahem... However, if you called me that because of the way I'm carrying Moon it's not anything special. The daycare attendant models even though 2 heads or more taller than me are nothing to me weight wise with their skinny asses. The only daycare attendant model I could never pick up was KC's mind form because of how massively tall he was."

Puppet: "That is actually completely understandable. KillCode was huge from what I was told."

Glamrock Luna: "Yep. In fact now that I think a about it... *teases Puppet back from what she called me*... with how easily I can pick up the daycare attendants... I could even easily pick you up as well~" *chuckles*

Puppet: *blushes at the thought* "N-No! I-I-I'm good! I rather keep my feet on the ground thank you!"

Glamrock Luna: *laughs* "Relax Puppet. I'm just teasing you. Getting you back for teasing me."

Puppet: "Fair."

Glamrock Luna: "Yeah. Though I still question how Moon is even still able to get fucking wasted when he's not even biomechanical. I've only ever seen him drunk when I before his death temporarily make him biomechanical for the night with my magic."

Puppet: "Perhaps he just finally accepted a certain godly overseer of this dimension's wish."

Glamrock Luna: "Golden Freddy? No, Moon wouldn't accept that wish and I don't think dying and coming back would suddenly change his mind and cause that. So this is the first for me."

Puppet: "Apparently it was the first for Moon too. He doesn't know why he suddenly woke up hungry after being dead for a year."

Glamrock Luna: "It is weird."

Puppet: "Very."

Glamrock Luna: "Anyway, I think I stalled enough. I really need to get Moon back home it's about time."

Puppet: "Fair. I mean I need to do the same with Monty."

Glamrock Luna: "Yeah. So I guess with that being said, I'll see you around Puppet."

Puppet: "See you around."

With that I give her a friendly smile and then leave the Black Cat, Moon draped across my shoulders. Once in the parking lot I open the passenger door and carefully put Moon in it.

I then drive back to the Pizzaplex. Park my car back in the parking garage. Take Moon out carrying him in the exact same way I was when I left the Black Cat and entered a portal that took Moon and I back home.

Once I was at the front door I unlocked it then kicked it open and headed inside. When I did that to my surprise Sun was still awake and it startled him immensely.

Sun: "Luna! What the hell!"

Glamrock Luna: "Surprised you're still awake. Usually you head to bed at 10:30pm at latest. It's almost 11:40pm.

Sun: "So what? I got home late from the daycare alright."

Glamrock Luna: "Fair enough."

Sun: "Is Moon ok?"

Glamrock Luna: "So you only just realized I was carrying him."

Sun: "No. I noticed it as soon as you walked in. It's really hard to miss your possible soon to be sister-in-law carrying your passed out brother's body over her shoulders."

Glamrock Luna: "Fair point. Also, with what you said there, are you actually implying Moon and I are to be married?"

Sun: "At this point, yeah. Especially with how long you've both been dating."

Glamrock Luna: "That is a big step Sunny. It's also a big step to imply that. Yet also at the same time, very much understandable as to why you'd imply that at the same time."

Sun: "I mean you and Moon have been dating essentially since very late 2021."

Glamrock Luna: "Exactly"

Sun: "But on a serious note, is my brother actually ok? You never answered that question."

Glamrock Luna: "Yeah. Just a little drunk is all."

Sun: "Drunk?"

Glamrock Luna: "Apparently according to Puppet... He, Monty, and Puppet herself had a friends night down at the Black Cat. However, they got a little wild and Puppet ended up being the only one sober by the end of the night while Monty and Moon got fucking wasted. She called me to pick up Moon so I did. But when I got there I literally found them passed out in a booth Sun. Puppet apparently dragged them to it because they originally passed out on the floor. Now we're here."

Sun: "Ah. Why didn't I suspect that sooner. Monty and Moon are really close as friends so together I'm not surprised they got wasted."

Glamrock Luna: "Yeah. In fact this is honestly impressive since I know Moon isn't light weight when it comes to alcohol at all. So it took a lot to get him to this point."

Sun: "I can imagine. Just another opposite of Moon and I. Because I am."

Glamrock Luna: "I know you are. Granted I've never seen you drunk before. But if what you say is true... I'm surprised you don't get drunk off one bottle of wine." *snickers*

Dun: "Hey! Those bottles are tiny compared to me! Nothing more than a single glass! Fuck off!"

Glamrock Luna: *laughs* "Oh, relax Sunny. I know the ones that randomly appear here are nothing to you. I just find it fun to tease you. Especially if you believe me to be your future "sister-in-law" so I gotta join the sibling dynamic sometimes."

Sun: *sighs* "You really are my brother's girlfriend."

Glamrock Luna: "What do you expect from someone who's been dating him for what... almost 4 years at this point? I'm bound to pick up on some of his snark and sass maybe even asshole ness."

Sun: "I know, I know. But I will say... you're the complete opposite of an asshole. You're one of the sweetest people I know and always have been."

Glamrock Luna: *lightly blushes and places a hand on her cheek* "Oh shut up Sunny."

Sun: "You know I'm right."

Glamrock Luna: "I do, and it's honestly just the way I am."

Sun: "I know."

Glamrock Luna: "Other than that, I hate to be rude and cut this conversation short but if you will excuse me, I have a boyfriend to put to bed then take care of when he wakes up hungover as all hell. Could you do me a favor and shut the door behind me then lock up?"

Sun: "Of course. Go take care of my brother."

Glamrock Luna: "Thank you."

Sun: "Sure thing."

After that I left the main room and took Moon to our bedroom. After that I place Moon on the bed on his side hoping he'll be less prone to throwing up if I did and tucked him in.

End A/N:
And I'm ending it there. I was originally planning on writhing more but it was already getting to long. So because of that I am planning on writing a part 2 to this. However I will warn you, next part will get a bit spicy with drunk sexual content so just be prepared for that. Other than that I hope you guys enjoyed this oneshot as it was approximately 2850 words in all by the end of it so until next time...
"Stay Awesome, Stay Safe, Have A Great Day Wherever You May Be And Remember I Love You All And I Will See You Guys Escalater Peace Out My Pups" ;3