You: OMG!!

You: OMG!! OMG!! OMG! SKSBSBSNWK!!!!

HOBI'S HOE: WHAT????!

You: Did you hear the HIXTAPE??!!
I'M DYYIIINGGG!!! DID YOU SEE HOBI IN DAYDREAMMMM!! HE bias wrecked me!! No, he WRECKED MY HEARTEU!!!

HOBI'S HOE: Lol, calm down😂

You: Calm down??? CALM DOWN??! HOW CAN I calm down after I saw this??!! How can YOU calm down??! Isn't he your bias??!!!

HOBI'S HOE: um, yeah. But I already freaked out and fanboyed my ass off.

You: How is this even possible?? Im still fangirliiiiiinnnggg!!!!!
And he's not even my bias. But he's so FRIGIN!! *FLIPS DA TABLE!*

You: HAWWT!! HE'S TOOO HAAAWWT!!

HOBI'S HOE: Is that even in english??

You: Oh, sorry, Mr. Korean 😒
I said he's too HOT!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

HOBI'S HOE: Oooohhhhh.

HOBI'S HOE: •••

HOBI'S HOE: HAHAHAHHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You: Huh? Why all the emojis???

HOBI'S HOE: Im sorry but that was too funny. I seriously didn't expect that!😂😂

You: I'm hurt ;-; its like I just confessed and THAT'S how you react to my fangirling?? Ouch ;-;

HOBI'S HOE: No I'm SORRY! COME BACK!!!

You: Boii, I ain't going nowhere. I have nobody at home to fangirl with. Thanks to all those potatohead nonk-poppers ;-;

HOBI'S HOE: Awww, I'm so sorry for you. Here everyone LOVES kpop, even the elders.

You: yeah, I know, thanks to being a kpop trash :')

You: OH! And btw, didn't you notice how his english got reeaaaalll better??
I mean, the way he talks.

HOBI'S HOE: Lol, how???

You: Well, he got from 'im very loser' to 'wishing on a sky' but still.. His english is getting better...

HOBI'S HOE: •••

HOBI'S HOE: Are you making fun of me????

You: lol, what? What do you have to do with Jhope, are you him or something?😂

HOBI'S HOE: WHAT?? ME??! Haahahhahhahahjajahjhaa!!!!

You: it wasnt THAT funny😥

HOBI'S HOE: It was! Hahaha, can you imagine if I was him, what would you do??

You: Seriously? I would freak out and have a heart attack and die rn. But that's my LEAST reaction.

HOBI'S HOE: You.. Serious?????

You: lol, why does it even matter?? You can't be him. He's the unreachable sun.

HOBI'S HOE: Ohh..

You: what??

HOBI'S HOE: Nothing.. But.. Is that what you really Think??

You: hey, why does it even Matter?? I mean, I read too many fanfics about stuff like that but it aint gonna happen for a potato like me.

You: *potaeto ;)

HOBI'S HOE: Can we.. Change the subject??

You: why whats wrong? Don't tell me you jelly now?😂😂

HOBI'S HOE: No, YOU should be jelly. Cuz im going to the concert next week ^^

You: You ungrateful hoe!! U serious??!!! AAAHHHH I WANNA COMEEE!! TT

HOBI'S HOE: Don't worry. I promise I'll take you to one of our concerts one day.

You: our?? what, ur Bang pd??

HOBI'S HOE: Of course not!

You: I was Jk.

HOBI'S HOE: You were Jungkook??!

You: *facepalms*

You: Jk = Just Kidding.

HOBI'S HOE: Oh, I need to practice my english more.

You: But srsly duude, you're too lucky that you'll see BTS ;-;

HOBI'S HOE: Lol I always see them😅

You: of course you do, you Korean mustard.

HOBI'S HOE: Mustard??

You: *sigh* auto-correct is acting like my mom again. It was a curse.

HOBI'S HOE: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAA!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You: Dude, seriously cant you be a bit Calmer?? I could almost hear your loud laugh!!

HOBI'S HOE: lol, sorry😂

HOBI'S HOE: Oh, sorry, again. But I gotta go. Soorryyy

You: is ok. Talk to you later 😁

HOBI'S HOE: Byyeeeee!!💕💕💕

HOBI'S HOE: Byyeeeee!!💕💕|

HOBI'S HOE: Byyeeeee!!💕|

HOBI'S HOE: Byyeeeee!!

<HOBI'S HOE has logged off>