You: um, so now I.. Kinda have a um boyfriend??

Unnieme: HOL' UP!!

Unnieme: HOL'UPHOLUP HOLL UPPP!!!

Unnieme: So YOU'RE telling me that my POTATO friend who never had a boyfriend and barely knows anyone now has ABOYFRIED???

You: wth boyfried?? Oh it's a typo. And bish I DID have many boyfriends before ya know... Like 3 *cough* anyways

You: well yes but um

Unnieme: WHAT WAT IS HE HOT?? DOES HE HAVE ABS?? IS HE RICH AND COOL??

Unnieme: No wait that's impossible for u

You: wow look who's talking. You DROOLED OVER A GUY JUST BECAUSE HE WAS SELLING WATERMELONS AND HE GAVE U A PIECE FOR FREE THEN U THOUGHT HE LIKED U

Unnieme: HEY that was a long time ago... Plus he was cute

Unnieme: Now let's keep THAT aside and talk about ur boyfriend. Where did u even meet him???

You: um well we talked a lot. But errr we never actually ... Met before?

Unnieme: ....wut?????

You: yeah remember Ji Nyul? Yeah that's him

Unnieme: Tffff how is that even possible??? He lives in freakin KOREA how did that even happen?? R u outta ur mind???

You:

Unnieme: HEY IM UR FRIEND I WANT THE BEST FOR U HOE

You: well if you DO want the best for me u might have at least ASKED ME HOW I FUCJIN FEEL ABOUT IT

Unnieme: yeah ur right. But I'm like surprised sorry I knew I said before that u liked him but I didn't really expect it to happen and I didn't even think he would like u back tbh ;;

You: u know I don't even know how but it happened. Even though he's so faaaar away and all and I haven't met him in person. But still... I kinda really trust him and like him back idk what to do unnieeee

Unnieme: STOP ONIONING me ok??  And yk it's ok. As long as u feel like he does and u know for sure that he's not tricking u or anything just listen to ur heart. I know that if u really love each other then ull definitly meet in the end.

You: ok.. Then. Ok. Thank u unnie idk what to do without uuuuu ; -; 💕💕

Unnieme: anytime now GET UR ASS TO COLLEGE IM WAITING FOR U IN THE CAFETERIA

You: hehe ok just give me 5

Unnieme: like the hell u would be ready

You: —HOURS HEHE

Unnieme: Damn you GET HERE IN 15 MINS OR ELSE ILL DRAG U THERE

You: GEEE ok calm thy self I'm coming. Bye

Unnieme: ok bye

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