Credit to CINNAMONBUNPAPYRUS15 for making the picture of Glory above. It's great!

We decided to go to Wal-Mart.
We're running out of groceries, and it's Saturday. There would be free samples out, and Sans had already said he would just go around pretending to be a different person and eating all the free food. "this is my favorite restaurant," he declared as we walked into the store. He was in the lead, Zap and I right behind him. As soon as we entered Nexus departed from us towards the frozen food section, assumingly to grab onto some popsicles.
"You guys go get what you need," I said as I got a buggy. I wiped the handlebar down with a moist towellete(I admit, I can be a germaphobe sometimes). "I'm going to get some groceries."
"I'll be in the entertainment aisle!" Zap announced in her excitement. "I heard they came out with a new pokémon game!"
"Wait for me, Zap!" Hoopa said, following his friend. That left me, Sans, and Toby alone in the pastry section.
The laidback skeleton stuffed his hands in his pockets and winked at me. "well. i guess i'll see ya around, blondie and knighty."
He trudged off, and I caught the excited and thrilled look from fangirls as he strolled casually past them. I couldn't help but chuckle. Undertale seemed to be the biggest fandom these days, somewhere among the best, and it was no surprise that Sans was the one of us who was most easily noticed. I mean, all of us were unusual to say in the least, and each one of us attracted attention, but Sans' paparazzi... It was ridiculous yet hilarious at the same time!!
The most attention I've got was about a year ago. I went with everyone else to the pool but didn't swim like they did. Like I said, if I'm fully immersed in water I will be in awful danger. Like, die. I've never even taken a shower or bath in my life-- I'm not saying I'm dirty or smell bad or anything. I watch after myself. The natural fire produced from my hair and blood eliminates any odors I may have along with all the filth. Sometimes I carry the faint scent of smoke, but occasionally I smell like food. I lay down on my belly at times and allow Sans to basically fry things on my back. It doesn't hurt, but Grillby and I both agree that it feels... strange.
Toby followed me into the food aisle. I let him hold my shopping list and he told me what I needed and I would grab it. I also let him stand on the back of the buggy and push himself around as if it were a scooter. We took turns. We were so immature yet perfectly mature at the same time!
Halfway through my list, I heard a smash a few aisles away. A spark flew off my hair in shock, and the piece of paper in my hand crinkled and darkened by the heat.
"What on earth was THAT?!" Toby exclaimed, holding a jar of grape jelly.
"I dunno," I replied, "but I'm curious to find out!"
I pushed the buggy quickly down the frozen food section towards where we heard the noise.
"Is that... Nexus standing on top of the aisle....??"
I caught Toby glancing back at me, and once he noticed he got my attention, he pointed upwards. I followed his finger to see Nexus standing on top of one of those huge 8-foot freezers, holding this giant popsicle that was almost as big as he was.
"I'M KING OF THE CASTLE!"
I noticed Zap's voice behind me:
"Justice will be swift! It will be painful!!" She gripped a banana in one hand. "It will be DELICIOUS!!"
Oh crap. Was there...
About to be a food fight?