My dad's been at the biscuit tin
And now it's got no biscuits in.
Naughty daddy can't just eat one
He has to eat until they're gone.
I've told him that it's fattening
But while that tin's got biscuits in
There just isn't any stopping him.

TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: 'BISCUIT' IS ENGLISH FOR WHAT AMERICAN FRIENDS CALL 'COOKIES'.