Summer of Steven OVER

It's over, isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it over?

Welp, there it is. Summer of Steven went by fast, I'll tell you that.

Here, I'm going to be reciting some of my favorite quotes from each week. Some funny, some emotional. Eh.

Week One: Oh theeere's Steven! Just floatin' around. ... Wait... Can Steven fly? ...Yeah, I think I'd remember that. ... No, no, I'm thinking of Lapis!

WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING?! STEVEN IS FALLING HE NEEDS OUR HELP!!! I'LL CATCH YOU, STEVEN!!!!!!

'But you're starving?' No! I'm dying! Blegh!

Close enough.

(Every time Marty says 'real talk')

IT'S NOT EVEN GOOD ON CHIPS!!

And let's bring Pearl!

War and glory, reinvention, fusion, freedom, her attention; Out in daylight, my potential, bold, precise, experimental!

I know you both need it... I know you both neeeeed it... Someone who knows what you're going through...

Dancing with you...! 'Don't cost nothin'!' Why'd we even come? We could've done this at home!

I didn't save Earth for this...

Is that Onion trying to light the roller coaster on FIRE?!

Peridooooot... METAL POWEEEEERS!!!!

Looks like you won fair and square! Or fair and triangle! Because your hair looks like a triangle!

Who's Laramie?

I'M LAAAAAAAAARS!!!!

Hey Onion, look! I'm Lars!

Buck is pleased.

Isn't it obvious? I LOVE you!

Kevin.

You DO remember a twerp like me!

He was a creep! 'Steven!' That's five letters!

'You still mad about Kevin?' Yes.

'I smell what you're stepping in.' Ew.

Oooooooooh.

Second place isn't so bad... For my first time driving a car!

Week Two: I don't even have a car! 'You got those wheelie shoes, don't ya?' Yeeaah... *escapes the feelies on his heelies*

My Ohimi-samaaaaaa!

I'm full... Of sadness! *cries*

Yes, chef!

*clap clap!*

Look what I can do! *smASHES PLATE*

What is the meaning of this?!

I lost a battle of will.

*singing with Centi* You love chips, and I love chips! We love chips from CHAAAPS!

You remember we were buds! 'Yaaah!'

'I may be rich, but buying a boat would be going a bit... Overboard!' Ayyyy! 'Aaayyyy!' Aaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!

Steven, who is this?

We even named her, "Li'l Lappy".

What crackers go with caviar? 'Water crackers!' Aaaaaaayyyyyyyy!

We could fly!

I'll SHATTER YOU!

Meh.

Ugh! Lousy twelve year old!

Greeeeeeeg! Where did you get this mini-human from?

Let's show this baby how to Beach It! 'Yeah!'

When a gem is made, it's for a reason. They burst out of the ground, already knowing what they're supposed to be, and... That's what they are. Forever. But you! You're supposed to change! You're never the same, even moment to moment you're allowed and expected to invent who you are! What an incredible power. The ability to... Grow up.

ROSE CREAM!

Oh! I watched him! I watched him climb all they way up there!

Leave Greg ALONE!

That wasn't really relevant to my question.

Week Three: And who's your favorite gem? 'Peeearl!' Why, thank you!

Balance is the key~!

Steven? Connie? Is this about the favorite gem thing? That was just a joke! Don't tell Garnet...

JASPER!!!

Hey Rose. Look what I got.

No surprises while I'm duty! wAH-- 'SURPRISE! I'M EARLY!'

Ahem, very irresponsible, Pearl.

N THE HEAT OF BATTLE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE A SWIMSUIT, CONNIE!

Rose said... I'm perfect... The way I am!

Steven, Connie, I'm back! I--

FUSION! FUSION! IT'S ALWAYS FUSION!

Now that Jasper's... Now that Jasper's...! JASPER'S BACK, LET'S WORK HARD!

But with these P's we have the keys to success! Aaaaand, TO THE PEARL PRIZE POUCH!

I thought you guys wanted me to be strong! And now I am and you're mad at me?!

No holding back? 'No holding back!'

WHAT DID YOU TWO DO?! YOU'VE RUINED THE RUINS!

Hey! Little friend.

BIIIIISMUUUUUUTH! AH! You're back!

You're one to talk! ... You're two to talk! '*scoffs*'

Yup, they want us bad

But now, we're back in Bismuth!

Bravooo, Bismuth!

Nnnnnngh, Bismuth!

It's a pleasure doing Bismuth with you.

'I'm gonna wreck yo' BISMUTH!' Bahahaha! Very creative.

BUT I DIDN'T JUST DISAPPEAR, DID I?! YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!

WHAT KIND OF LEADER DOESN'T GIVE HER ARMY THE BEST CHANCE TO WIN?!

So what are you gonna do, shatter me?! Go ahead!

You shoulda shattered me back then... At least if I were in pieces, I wouldn't have to know how little I mattered to you... You didn't even tell 'em! You bubbled me away and didn't ever tell your friends... My friends... 'I'm going to tell them, I'm gonna tell them everything.' *chuckles* Then you really are better than her.

Week Four: Oh, get over it Percy. Go make another friendship bracelet. 'Seriously.'

BWAHAHAHAHA! You're welcome! For the joke.

I've been calling it "meepmorp"

Here's my meepmorp.

(Lapis and Peri playing music together!)

HEY LAPIS ARE YOU OKAAAAAAAAY?! 'Yeah!' ARE YOU SURE?! 'Yeah.' I'M LEAVIN' BUT I'LL BE BACK! 'Okay!' DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?! 'No!' ...WHAT SEASON IS THAT?! 'Three!'

Right, Amethyst?!

Ever see, "Sink the Dink?"

Great job, Smoky! Oh, thank you, thank you, Smoky.

EW THAT'S DISGUSTING!

It's not a shell. There's so much life... Living here. That's what I'm doing! I'm living here! I've been learning new things about myself all the time! ... The point being, Earth can set you free.

I HAVE BEEN FIGHTING FROM THE SECOND I BROKE FREE OF THE EARTH'S CRUST! BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID TO MY COLONY! BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID TO MY PLANET! BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID TO MY DIAMOND! 'I-- Yellow Diamond?' Whu-uh! My Diamond! YOUR Diamond! PINK DIAMOND!

I'm not tellin' y'all nothin' about nothin'!

Such devotion!

We've been caught! And by none other than Jasper! I'm so cross over it.

Rubies ASSEMBLE!!!!

Oh geez!! AAAAAAH!

You're lucky you're in the bubble, or I'd pop ya right on the face!

Asteroids incoming! Take cover, soldier! 'I am in cover, you get somewhere safe!'

We're heading straight for that big one! AAAAAAAAAHHH-- 'O? Oh.'

I'm unstoppable! *gets knocked tf out*

The mighty... Rose Quartz.

Work, you stupid--! *gets fricken crUSHED*

(Peri bubbles a gem)

So, where did it go? 'Home.'

Ohohohoho, stop! But really, please, stop.

Guess she should go back to PRESCHOOL, AM I RIGHT, FOLKS?

"That Baby in a Diaper, rowr!"

Yes, the yo-yo, seen it, lived it, loved it.

'Cause everybody loves a callback! She's not actually in this episode, do we still have to pay her? Yes? Fair enough.

An extra spin around always helps me! Ohohohohoho!

Maybe you're just strong... In a different way~

They want to impress us... They were planning this all morning; We hijacked their show! I was excited! IT'S NOT ABOUT US!

It's better than a flail! 'It's a toy!'

So yeah. That's all. That took a crazy long time to right, so please don't mind any spelling errors. If you'd like to correct, you can do that, it won't bother me much.

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