Why did every thing have to go wrong in my life? Especially during the summer vacation that I have been waiting for so long? Here is the list of what has temporarily ruined the one and only Maggie Eriksson’s life:

1. My cousin who has been my parents’ dream daughter is staying over at my house for one whole summer.

2. One bottle of Coca-Cola left standing in the local supermarket.

3. An idiot who stole the last Coke bottle from me and develops a new hobby of annoying poor old me to death as long as the holiday stretches.

Remind myself to purchase the younger version of myself a plane ticket to Antarctica for three months once someone invents a time machine.