I fell asleep to tthe sounds of the waves rolling. My dreams were inturrupted by the loud sound of a pirate snoring. Yes, sad to say, jack snores like someone cut his head off. I threw an empty bottle at him making him yell, "The cuttlefish did it!" I doubled over, laughing at how funny he was.

"Hey cuttlefish," he said, stretching.

"Ah, the captain awakes!" I teased.

"hey love, come meet the crew!"

I walked out onto the deck with Jack and he called, "Get out here you scabrous dogs!" The most mixed up bunch of people gathered on deck. There was one man with a wooden eye that was smiling like an idiot, some tanned dude standing next to him, a dwarf and, a parrot calling, "dont eat me! Don't eat me!" Who would eat a parrot?

"This is quite a crew you've got here Jack," I said.

"Yes, yes it is. Ah, miss cuttlefish, I would like you to meet, Joshamee Gibbs!"

A man with a short gray beard walked up and looked at Jack, saying, "Ah captain it's bad luck to have a woman aboard!"

Jack simply stated that I was nothing but a cuttlefish. I heard a voice say , "Hello cuttlefish!" I looked down and saw a dwarf pirate lookin at me. "The names Marty."

"That's Mr Cotton, and .....mr cottons parrot." Jack said, pointing to the man with a parrot, "Mr cotton can't talk so we trained the parrot. Sort of."

The man with a wooden eye just kept staring at me.

"What's his deal?" I asked Jack.

"That's Raghetti, he has a wooden eye."

"I noticed."

"The man beside him is Pintel."

I nodded to the odd pair and Jack showed me one more thing.

"This is an undead monkey!" He said lifting up a cage with a monkey in it.

"This ship gets weirder by the minute!"

"You just realized this?"